WiltChamberlain 0 #1 Posted January 21, 2008 As we are now fully aware, Cortex is a Kraft Easy Mac fanatic. But what is the real story behind the man, and the Mac? Read on. Cortex is especially fond of the Big Packs! As a poor orphan boy growing up on the means streets of South Chicago, Cortex's loving foster mother LeTisha could only afford Easy Mac for her darling foster son Cortex. The woman who introduced Cortex to The Mac At first little Cortex loathed the cheesy microwavable dish but in time grew to love it like a mother deer loves her baby deer... or fawn. When he was 16 he met and fell in love with a girl who shared his passion for all things Mac. Below is their wedding photograph. Just look at the happy couple! But who does he love more... her, or the Easy Mac? Who knows! They bought an orange house together on Cheesy Street in Cheddar Town and lived happily ever after with all the bowls of delicious Easy Mac their hearts desired "Honey, I'm almost out of Easy Mac!" The end. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cortex 0 #2 Posted January 21, 2008 Wow, i am amazed. 5/5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
G-Guy 0 #3 Posted January 22, 2008 Yay for easy mac! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
