Share Your Funny F2P Newb Experiences

[teddthebucfan1 0]

Well, since it's been about 3 months now since the deluge of F2P newbs sfirst started playing, and seeing how the ones who sucked (most of them) have most likely left by this point, I thought this would be a good place to share any dumb or stupid things said or done by newbs while you were playing.

My contribution is this:

I saw this in the chatbox. I still am not sure what this guy was talking about.

"how do you electric "pointer" y think?"

[drstrangelove 7]

He's talking bout the wrangler :3. You should be a good Samaritan and halp them out. You never know, they might just end up using the shop and giving the professor specks to ya :3

[ReconPWN 10]

A F2P player put a teleporter exit instead of an entrance infront of the spawn. Honest mistake I suppose, I have done it once or twice, but then another F2P player named "benny1999" came out of the spawn and stood on the exit. 10 seconds later benny yells in the mic "HOLY SHIT FAG UR TELE IS BROKE" and promptly shoots it in anger. I felt like I should tell him but he looked so cute jumping around shooting.

[Mariposa❧ 483]

A F2P player put a teleporter exit instead of an entrance infront of the spawn. Honest mistake I suppose, I have done it once or twice, but then another F2P player named "benny1999" came out of the spawn and stood on the exit. 10 seconds later benny yells in the mic "HOLY SHIT FAG UR TELE IS BROKE" and promptly shoots it in anger. I felt like I should tell him but he looked so cute jumping around shooting.

Aww Thats cute in a sad way. . .I had a f2p player ask me why he couldnt stab while cloaked. Imagine if we could actually do that? That would suck so much.

[raz_1 0]

"How do you get items? This game is so confusing!" --- After being told its random when he sees those ... "raz: has found The Loch-N-Load"

[Mariposa❧ 483]

"How do you get items? This game is so confusing!" --- After being told its random when he sees those ... "raz: has found The Loch-N-Load"

One person thought you could pick them up from the ground after someone died.

[DreamLord 3]

Same here, if I were more F2P it would be easier to explain why I suck at this game. People don't believe you when you tell them you have Carpal Tunnel caused by excessive FPS play, or that there is a Spin-Down time on the Mini-Gun so you can't throw them a Sandvich after killing the pyro that was on them.