Another Stupid Game Thread!

[Domino 3,168]

Yes I'm full of these, but they are a giggle. This one is simple - write a story about the person above you thread.

 

Rules/Instructions

 

1) Submit a post with the word 'Story' written in it - just so we don't have someone spending 20 minutes writing a story and another 5 people post in the mean time. 

2) Refresh the topic - so it's obvious who you have to write about.

3) Edit your post to write the story.

 

Please bare the following in mind:

All clan rules still apply

Your post cannot be offensive/rude about the person. (Ruby will abuse you sexually if you do)

Please make it a happy, friendly and funny story. This thread is for enjoyment, not to be abusive/rude. 

No max/min word limit, be creative, but be nice.

 

 

 Go!

 

[Emma 1,798]

This is Jessica. She joined a puny little clan called Lotus and seduced every man and woman in Lotus. She would often spank Kev once a month but her real pleasure comes from her little sessions which I am unable to mention with Fever. What a couple. One day, she met a man named Darwin and ever since that wonderful day, Darwin's emotional power dropped lower and lower due to the beatings he kept receiving from Jessica. Poor old Darwin, he gave Jessica £60 for her to end his misery and Jessica spent that £60 on two rings, one for her and one for Fever. Now all the peasants who were shunned by Jessica would fear no more as Jessica only wastes her time on Fever.

Yes, it doesn't make much sense

Edited July 12, 2014 by Emma

[Domino 3,168]

Now you have to edit the post to write a story :> 

 

and damnit now i have to write one about you

 

Story Edit: 

 

There once was a girl called Emma, who took great pleasure in ubersawing noobs to death on TF2, and abusing a young Croatian on the forums. The end XD

Edited July 11, 2014 by Domino

[mouthmoth 14]

This is Jessica. She joined a puny little clan called Lotus and seduced every man and woman in Lotus. She would often spank Kev once a month but her real pleasure comes from her little sessions which I am unable to mention with Fever. What a couple. One day, she met a man named Darwin and ever since that wonderful day, Darwin's emotional power dropped lower and lower due to the beatings he kept receiving from Jessica. Poor old Darwin, he gave Jessica £60 for her to end his misery and Jessica spent that £60 on two rings, one for her and one for Fever. Now all the peasants who were shunned by Jessica would fear no more as Jessica only wastes her time on Fever.

Yes, it doesn't make much sense

 

Fun fact "Jessica" is our panic word at work. If I call in and say "Hey! yea just tell Jessica those sandwiches better be on time.." or words to that effect, the police come to my last know gps location and try to save my arse

[Emma 1,798]

Fun fact "Jessica" is our panic word at work. If I call in and say "Hey! yea just tell Jessica those sandwiches better be on time.." or words to that effect, the police come to my last know gps location and try to save my arse

I think Jessica is already who we all fear 

[Domino 3,168]

I have no idea what you're talking about *whistle*