pilvlp 2 #1 Posted August 16, 2010 Not my personal sex story, but I witnessed it. A buddy brought home a 6' red headed, beautiful Australian girl and took her straight to his bedroom both staggering drunk. They walked right past the group of 6 or 7 equally drunk expats eating beans on bread and watching Family Ties dubbed in Spanish. She didn't even see us, he gave us a sly thumbs up. His bedroom shared a wall, with an open window, with the courtyard that we were sitting in. (This is a typical, colonial style, Latin American villa, btw). So of course, we mute the Family Ties and crowd around the open window just behind the curtains to hear what we can hear. Less than a minute into it, just as we are all starting to feel a bit sick from listening to the sloppy drunk kissing, smacking and grunting, the Aussie woman announces to her would-be lover in a booming voice and accent that sounded more like a drunk Irish-woman trying to sound like Crocodile Dundee (read the next line in your head with that accent): "I'm on me rags, but you can have a rip at me shitter if you like" Needless to say, the gallery erupted in hysterical laughter. She was horrified. She flew out of the bedroom, threatened to murder us all and ran out of the house crying. Our buddy was collapsed on his bed, also laughing hysterically. We offered him a bean sandwich, which he gladly accepted, and then we all watched Family Ties in Spanish together until sunrise. ---------------------------------------------------------------- A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, don't you start anything." ---------------------------------------------------------------- Joe has a broken leg. Mike comes over and asks, "How you doing Joe?" Joe says, "Do me a favor, run upstairs and get me my slippers." Mike goes upstairs and sees Joe's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters. He says, "Your dad sent me up here to have sex with both of you." One girl replies, "Get out of here. Prove it." Mike shouts downstairs, "Hey, Joe, both of them?" Joe shouts back "Of course both of them! What's the point of fucking one?" 3 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Victoreem the V of doom 30 #2 Posted September 5, 2010 Respect Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
You suck and have no life 203 #3 Posted September 7, 2010 http://forum.casanovacrew.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=14109 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
