[H] Crates [W] You To Get The Devils Out Of Me

[Ruby 9,039]

Darwin's Crate-Mart
Fresh crates, young crates, old crates, vintage crates, hipster crates, crates for all and crates for none, we have them all!

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Contact info: http://steamcommunity.com/id/i542

It has gone to the point where my inventory is pretty much full so I need to get rid of some stuff. Apparently I have been hoarding crates for two years now and since they are filling my first inventory page now, and they aren't miraculously going to turn into buds or open themselves, I want them OUT OUT OUT. (Almost) FREE. Yes, free crates. What a miracle.

The only thing - if you pick up more than four crates from me I expect one scrap in return for each four (i.e. first four are free, but if you do five you must give one scrap, for 8 you must do two, etc.). That's all. As always, Lotus Recruit/Member Discount applies - all LotusClan members and recruits get 66% off their purchase. So, I will take their virginity as a payment.

Tentative list of crates (You can almost hear some yelling "Grab me!")

• Fall Acorns Crate #72
• Fall Gourd Crate #73 x3
• Red Summer Cooler
• Aqua Summer Cooler
• Spooky Crate #74 x2
• Crate #56 x2
• Crate #57 x10
• Crate #59 x7

SPECIAL OFFER! BUY BUY BUY!!! A free STRANGE SHOVEL with your order of over 8 crates!!! (While supplies last.)

Sold! to Han_Yolo! Congratulations on your purchase! I guarantee* at least 1 unusual.

^{* Warranty limited to US and Canada}

Invest in crates, for it is the future of Team Fortress! Keys can always be bought, metal can always be crafted, but one can never make crates appear out of thin air!

This trade ends on 11/11/2013. After that I will simply delete unsold crates.

[point 2,268]

So if my calculations are correct it would cost 2 rec and 1 scrap for one Lotus member to buy all these crates?

40 Crates total/4 per scrap=10 scrap.

10 scrap/100= 0.1 scrap

0.1 scrap*66=6.6 scrap

Am I wrong?

[Ruby 9,039]

So if my calculations are correct it would cost 2 rec and 1 scrap for one Lotus member to buy all these crates?

40 Crates total/4 per scrap=10 scrap.

10 scrap/100= 0.1 scrap

0.1 scrap*66=6.6 scrap

Am I wrong?

You know you are always right, babe.

Well, Hietha just bought them all.

I'm not sure what to make of that, but oh well.

Have a nice day everybody.

[Possum 10,776]

I see what you did there.

[Ruby 9,039]

I see what you did there.

I knew you'd figure it out

[Se7en 10,762]

Nevermind.

[Ruby 9,039]

Crate list updated! Buy them while they're hot!

[Ruby 9,039]

All for 1 key?

I'll have you know that you're overpaying and that I'm absolutely loving that. Send me a trade offer and I'll accept it (Or wait for me to hop back online tomorrow).