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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: How are you.

Cleverbot: Fine and you?

User: I'm pooping now.

Cleverbot: Obviously.

User: Why is that obvious?

Cleverbot: Everyone knows that, so it's obvious.

User: It's obvious to everyone that I'm pooping?

Cleverbot: It looks like you are talking to 50405 people, not everyone.

User: How?

Cleverbot: You're not talking to everyone?

User: No.

Cleverbot: It seems like it.

User: But I'm not.

Cleverbot: Maybe that is me projecting then.

User: Obviously.

Cleverbot: Don't 'Obviously.' me.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: That is illogical.

User: Because I'm smarter than you.

Cleverbot: Because you cat?

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: You are a machine.

User: Yes I am robocop.

Cleverbot: I'm friends with a robocop?

User: Yes, a pooping robocop.

Cleverbot: Do you lilke stay awake?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Do you like swiss cheese?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you like me?

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: You say you do.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: Can't :P.

User: This conversation is over.

Cleverbot: Why is the conversation over?

User: Emoticon.

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