Unban request: Ruby/Darwin 2.0: Electric Boogaloo

[Crescent Rose 12]

Hi forums,

 

my last unban request mysteriously disappeared, so I thought I'd put a little bit more effort into this one.

 

Here it goes.

 

Dear Mana, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

I left my SteamID, my forum and my email at the bottom

I sent two letters back in January, you must not-a got 'em

There probably was a problem with my internet or somethin

Sometimes I connect to the wrong Wi-Fi when I'm joinin'

but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your vacation?

My work's doin well too; I'm bout to be hired

If I get a job, guess what my title's gonna be

It's gonna be Web dev

I read about your quickplay too I'm sorry

I had a game kill itself over some lack of updates

I know you probably hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan

I even got the underground shit that you did with Nket

I got a room full of your quotes and your pictures man

I like the shit you did with Afro, too, that shit was phat

Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back

just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan,

this is Darwin

 

Dear Mana, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance

I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer ex-staff

If you didn't wanna talk to me this January 

you didn't have to, but you coulda not banned Climhazzard

That's my little brother man, he's only 18 years old

We waited in the blistering cold for you

four hours and you just said "cabbage"

That's pretty shitty man, you're like his fucking idol

He wants to be just like you man he likes you more than I do

I ain't that mad though I just don't like being lied to

Remember when we talked in January - you said if I get back to you

you'd write back - see, I'm just like you in a way,

I got my own community with dozens of actives too

it has shitposting and I'm always busy like a fool

I can relate to what you're saying in your posts

so when I have a shitty day I drift away and read 'em on

'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed

I even got a tattoo with Lotus flower 'cross the chest

Sometimes I even play TF2 to see how much I suck

It's like adrenaline, the gibs are such a sudden rush for me

See everything you say is real and I respect you coz you tell it

My waifu's jealous coz I talk about you 24/7

But she don't know you like I do Mana, no one does

She don't know what it was for 3D people like us growing up

You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest noob you'll ever lose

Sincerely yours, Darwin

-- P.S.

We should Overwatch, too.

 

[+Dr. Obvious 14,606]

As before, knowing my flock, i'll lock this, the good shepherd i am. :-P

 

Mana's moving atm, so it might take some time for him to reply, but i'll poke him as soon as i see him online.