Me Picking Up Security Officer

[jrdbrn 13]

What is the point of this shit?

[You suck and have no life 203]

What is the point of this shit?

Do you live in a cave or something? You seriously never heard of the book called the game?

Its too master pickup, be an amazing conversationalist, have an abundance of women in your life, be able to make friends anywhere you go. Have options in life.

[jrdbrn 13]

I haven't

[You suck and have no life 203]

I haven't

I can tell from your picture.

[jrdbrn 13]

OK "cool" guy

[FrostByte 26]

Granted all of these are at least a little impressive, no one here really cares. You're using the wrong fuel to inflate your blimp sized ego.

Edited May 21, 2011 by about 500 jews

[DeltaViper 22]

My reaction to everything in this thread:

Edited May 22, 2011 by DeltaViper

[Bombz 31]

You know the saying, guys who get big cars or have big bank accounts are making up for something?

Well you see, with guys like "You suck and have no life" they have to try a LOT harder to make up for their short comings.

And spare me any spiel about your degrees and how you're some workout warrior. I sure hope you don't do the roids, lord knows you don't need any shrinkage down there.

[Krash 1,040]

You know the saying, guys who get big cars or have big bank accounts are making up for something?

Well you see, with guys like "You suck and have no life" they have to try a LOT harder to make up for their short comings.

And spare me any spiel about your degrees and how you're some workout warrior. I sure hope you don't do the roids, lord knows you don't need any shrinkage down there.

[You suck and have no life 203]

You know the saying, guys who get big cars or have big bank accounts are making up for something?

Well you see, with guys like "You suck and have no life" they have to try a LOT harder to make up for their short comings.

And spare me any spiel about your degrees and how you're some workout warrior. I sure hope you don't do the roids, lord knows you don't need any shrinkage down there.

I make it look easy with the bodybuilding don't I? Its almost like I woke up one day like that and it had nothing to do with 4 years of consistency and dieting. You DO know that after all the verbal game in pickup, the girl has to see it before she uses it right?

[DeltaViper 22]

You DO know that NONE of us give a FLYING FUCK about who you try to hookup with, or how.

So please, for what little dignity you have left, and for all the fucks that we dont give, please just shut up.

The simple fact that you needed to read a book so you could talk to women is a sign that you suck, and have no life.

[You suck and have no life 203]

You DO know that NONE of us give a FLYING FUCK about who you try to hookup with, or how.

So please, for what little dignity you have left, and for all the fucks that we dont give, please just shut up.

The simple fact that you needed to read a book so you could talk to women is a sign that you suck, and have no life.

I can tell you are so jelly. You you dont care yet you are most frequent user on this post. lawls. I just went out with a dentist today, so hoot. Make out was amazing, she had the most perfect teeth and smile. Imma post that shlt up soon. You can keep on not caring hahaha.

[DeltaViper 22]

I didnt realize that 3 out of 37 posts = one of the most frequent posters

Edited May 23, 2011 by DeltaViper

[jrdbrn 13]

I can tell you are so jelly. You you dont care yet you are most frequent user on this post. lawls. I just went out with a dentist today, so hoot. Make out was amazing, she had the most perfect teeth and smile. Imma post that shlt up soon. You can keep on not caring hahaha.

Congrats

[You suck and have no life 203]

I didnt realize that 3 out of 37 posts = one of the most frequent posters

Considering the majority of the posts are mine. That makes you, Krash, and jrdbrn my three biggest fan boys.

Congrats

Thank you, I'm honored.

[Krash 1,040]

Hes been crying for attention for years. Notice how none of the senior staff posts in his 'hurr durr im so strong and smart and good at games' threads? Same shit different day.

And also, these aren't 'You suck fanboy forums' this is Lotus Clan forums, so forgive me for noticing something on my clans site.

btw you mad a 15 year old got some where you never got? membership in Lotus? LOL

inb4 im strong and smart and good at games.

[Bombz 31]

Hes been crying for attention for years. Notice how none of the senior staff posts in his 'hurr durr im so strong and smart and good at games' threads? Same shit different day.

And also, these aren't 'You suck fanboy forums' this is Lotus Clan forums, so forgive me for noticing something on my clans site.

btw you mad a 15 year old got some where you never got? membership in Lotus? LOL

inb4 im strong and smart and good at games.

What game is he good at? It's not TF2.

[Krash 1,040]

What game is he good at? It's not TF2.

Nah he was pretty good in TF2. Got 15 or so dom's once. Pretty cool.

[You suck and have no life 203]

What am I not good at? Why bother doing something and not give it your all? If you are gonna spend time at it, at least be efficient and as good with the shortest amount of time. I'm not a dabbler like most people.

http://www.amazon.com/Mastery-Keys-Success-Long-Term-Fulfillment/dp/0452267560

Edited May 24, 2011 by You suck and have no life

[Bombz 31]

Nah he was pretty good in TF2. Got 15 or so dom's once. Pretty cool.

3rd stage defense dustbowl? That's not difficult.

Offensive kritz on first stage, taking out half the team then bottling the rest?

What am I not good at? Why bother doing something and not give it your all? If you are gonna spend time at it, at least be efficient and as good with the shortest amount of time. I'm not a dabbler like most people.

http://www.amazon.com/Mastery-Keys-Success-Long-Term-Fulfillment/dp/0452267560

I'm not entirely sure that you don't do what you say you do, but I wonder why you think people on a gaming forum would care. At least the way in which you put it across is kind of more of a gloating thing than anything.

I'm sure if you're a really likeable guy you'd have plenty of friends to brag to. You might also want to give this book a read:

[You suck and have no life 203]

You do know that not all dustbowl is third stage defense right? Like it actually switches between red and blue.

That book is a piece of shlt garbage and is nothing but religion. When was the last time religion found the cure for polio? took man to the moon? found alternative energy? or cures for diseases? built the latest intel chip? Go bible thump some more lolol. Pray and hope that something magical happens. Don't actually do anything to put effort in achieving results. Just pray!

[Bombz 31]

You do know that not all dustbowl is third stage defense right? Like it actually switches between red and blue.

That book is a piece of shlt garbage and is nothing but religion. When was the last time religion found the cure for polio? took man to the moon? found alternative energy? or cures for diseases? built the latest intel chip? Go bible thump some more lolol. Pray and hope that something magical happens. Don't actually do anything to put effort in achieving results. Just pray!

You could be an atheist and learn important life lessons from just about any religious writing. In this case, you need to learn a little humility. And no kidding? Dustbowl has more than 3rd stage defense?

I'm just taking a shot in the dark here, that you, like most lousy demomen, only do well on 3rd stage defense and become subpar on offense or in generally any other situation.

[You suck and have no life 203]

I'm just taking a shot in the dark here, that you, like most lousy demomen

Strong conclusion. Ill care about your opinion when you get higher in the server ranks. Thanks.

[Bombz 31]

Strong conclusion. Ill care about your opinion when you get higher in the server ranks. Thanks.

lol, you changed your post just as I was about to make a funny.

Server ranks? Really? Are you serious?

If I hadn't of bored with TF2 I could have been #1 or 2 easily, but that's only an issue of getting tons of points.

If you look at the stats, you'll see:

http://stats.lotusclan.com/playerinfo/945650

Take notice of the KPM and KPD. KPD without considering KPM is useless, really. For example, if I play the pussy demo role with say, Scottish Resistance or regular SL and just camp corners, I could probably get 10 kills for every 1 death.

But because my KPM is 2, you know I don't do that. Take a look at the top ranked players and compare their KPM/KPD. Forget about points, the rankings are based on points and if I played several hours a day every day I'd be ranked right up there, too..

[You suck and have no life 203]

You are trying really hard to impress me but im rather indifferent. Now try accomplishing something meaningful in real life.