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Mike808    1

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I come to the forums for the first time in quite a while.

I then find new videos to watch, this is great.

I knew you were built but holy shit.

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You suck and have no life    203

You suck and have no life
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I give hope to all the forever alone online gamer trolls lol.

Lessons learned gaming model on Plenty of Fish.

This is the girl

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I message blasted the opener as a joke just to see what happens (this is not a good first message btw).... she responds.

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It actually goes strong. I teaser her, it continues. She kind of qualifies her self saying black girls aren't ghetto.

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I find out shes really a model and not fake. Did a Google image search, and this pops up. http://www.modelmayhem.com/413277

I get too excited lol and here is where it goes down hill. I qualify myself, kind of brag, and I show her way too much interest. I didn't tease enough.... she finds out I'm not a challenge, and goes to bed. So fucking gay.

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Moral of the story. The hotter the girl. If she is a model, don't treat her special. In fact teaser her harder and don't show so much interest right away or she will find you too easy. You have to tease her to the borderline but then back off.... and that takes calibration...

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LunchBox    10

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Gone for 9 months and when I come back you're still picking up chicks and posting it here. You're my hero.

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You suck and have no life    203

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PlentyofFish Lay Report Seattle Wed Dec 22

So I get home to Seattle on Tuesday night after driving 2 days from Las Vegas. I hit up all my friends on Facebook; then I hit up PlentyofFish. Its the middle of the week, and I thought I would jump start setting up dates. Basically created a second account for Seattle just a few days prior. Its an exact replica of my other profile.

I Start blasting 40 pages of chicks with this opener:

Title: "Open This Message"

Message: "Here is the deal - no bullsh*tabout how you "seem like a really cool person".

I just thought you were adorable and want to meet you. Let's go out some time."

To be Honest, this probably isn't the best opener. I have Never used it before now and I'm using it because my friend tried it and said it worked for him. I think for this opener to work, you have to have a decent profile. And basically the opener is designed so that if she likes you, it sets up the date very fast. Its more of a cut the bullshit message. I got her number in 3 messages:

Me: Here is the deal - no bullsh*tabout how you "seem like a really cool person".

I just thought you were adorable and want to meet you. Let's go out some time.

Her: Lol well gees..I like the up front honesty :)....sounds good to me!

Me: Cool I Love Hispanic girls, lets do coffee shop. I'm only visiting

for a bit, visiting family for the holidays. Whats your schedule

like?

Her: Sounds like a plan...i work in redmond...I'm working 9-5 all week so

Anytime after is cool with me.

Me: Okay, lets do tomorrow. I drove from Cali, need to do some shopping

and find a jacket hehe. Lets meet around 7pm at bellevue square

mall. How do I get a hold of you.

Her: That could work...maybe a little later..I have to go

home after work to change n take my Dog out for a

bit... Text me 509.3XX.XXXX

I texted her this afternoon at 3pm. She responds around 5pm. I told her I will call her in a few minutes. I set up a Starbucks date (over the phone) in between both our homes at 830pm.

So I go in, shes already there. I walk in, gave her a great big smile and hug. She had two couches saved for me. I basically jumped Into rapport stuff with a little bit of humor. Conversation started about how I drove from Cali and the interesting things I saw on the Way. I wore a fitted dress shirt because it was after workout and I wanted to look ripped. It was cold as fuck so I made some excuse how its Sunny in Cali and I forgot to bring my jacket and I didnt have time to buy one. I told her she seemed very extroverted and she's very open. She told me she was Actually quite sHy. I'M like "hmm... interesting". Must be a good thing if I opened her up so fast. So it was about an hour of talking about pretty mundane get to know each other questions. I just basically kept the vibe up. Stuff include where she was from, where was her family, What she studied and worked. But again, I Never ask multiple questions in a row. If I ask a question, I will either tell a similar story of my own, relate to her, tease her, or tell her What it reminded me of. After doing cold approach, it feels like day 2's are fucking 10000x easier. I mean, I can plow for 20 minutes where the girl is not talking, how easy is it to get Into conversations where its 50/50 and the you get to ask lame get to know each other questions? LOL! Its freaking 10pm and Starbucks was about to close, and of course, you can't Really escalate in a fucking coffee shop. The only thing I did at that point was touch her hand.

So I tried to bounce her to another location. My friend from HS texted me they were going to a club in downtown Seattle which has a Wed night thing. So I tell her we are going there and she complied. I put it in my phone GPs and showed her it was Only 17 miles away (to build comfort).

I am driving down the highway I-5 and as I was going 70, my fucking rear right tire explodes. I pull over to the shoulder and inside my head I am like, oh god, this night is over before it even started, FML. I open the back to find the spare tire but I couldn't find the jack. I called the tow truck guy and he was like, its somewhere in the back near the tire. I didn't realize how small it was. He told me that it was much cheaper and faster for me to change tire myself than to have them come over, so I decide to do that. Inside my head I am like FUCK FUCK FUCK. But then I am thinking to myself, you know, its times like this that girls look at you and see if you are a man and if you can take control when shit breaks loose. So I looked at her and smiled and SaiD, "this night is becoming a crazy adventure, I bet you didn't expect a flat tire did you?". Oh btw, its fucking 1030pm and cold as hell outside. I go out in increments and come back to the car to warm up. First I put up the jack and I go back inside. I tell her to keep me warm by rubbing my arms. While shes doing that, i go for a Kiss. Then I tell her "I bet you Never got a make out while on a shoulder of a highway before?" She laughed. I am thinking in my head, this is cool. She is looking at my face and if I am calm and collected, she will mirror that. And the fact that I framed it as an adventure and I will fix it in no problem, she wasn't too phased by it.

So I finally put on the spare (good job for not bringing a jacket, you douche). I get in the car and headed for the club. Wed night, the parking wasnt Bad, rolled right in. I find my friend instantly, and I do my hand shake with him and introduced my girl. While I was talking to my friend, Another old HS buddy comes in with high enthusiasm and high fives me. I am like, cool, I'm getting Social proofed and the girl knows I have friends lol. Basically told her the story of how we knew each other. Since all my friends there were Asian, I whispered in her ear that I have White and Mexican friends too, and she laughed.

The club was crowded so it was a good place to escalate kino. I was next to a support column so I locked in and leaned my self against it. Then I talked about her scarf, it was striped and I said it looked like a Bengal scarf. I took it, wrapped it around my neck and have her hold on to it. The lock in was fucking sick.... I looked like a total OG right there Haha. I look around, I see a couple of Black guys and they are doing the same thing.... locked in and having the girl lean Into them. Damn you Black guys born with game!

One thing I know is that moving a girl around builds more connection and comfort quickly. I bounced her to the back of the club, its got sofas next to Fish tanks. We took some pictures with the picture guy in the back and then we Sat on the couch, I put my arms around her. I got a make out there. One of the cool things with Mexican girls is that a lot of them are just very chill. They have a calm and collected personality. No crazy bitch Asian chick persona or crazy chick attitude.... just fun, smiling, telling stories and no BS drama. They are also very passionate and I guess escalating wasn't very hard to do.

I'm getting hungry. After the gym around 7pm, I had a Light meal. I have this problem with farting due to my high calorie and protein diet that I try not to eat a lot before a date lol. So I took her to China town and we ate at a restaurant. Love Chinatown, they got restaurants open to 3am. Ordered hot and sour soup and Mongolian beef. At this point, I am kind of tired and I wasn't thinking of pushing for a lay since my mouth will taste like damn hot and sour soup but the soup tastes so damn good! We ate and I paid. Here is the thing, I suggested to eat, she wasn't that hungry, It was obvious that I should pay. Again, I usually pay. But also, I usually go eat because I want to eat myself and not because I am trying to impress a girl.

Anyways, we hop Into the car and head back. Because I am driving with a stupid spare tire that shouldn't go 55mph, I took the regular road back to the mall where we met up. It was more Chill talking. No State pumping, no crazy kino. I held her hand in the car and rubbed her thighs. We get to her car inside the parking lot Which was underneath the movie theater and it was just me and her car side by side. So I go for Another makeout, and obviously she complies. Then I go for those busty latina boobies and she was cool with that. I'm like, hey this is pretty cool, her breath doesn't smell like hot and sour soup anymore (I gave her gum after the restaurant). I ask her about when we are hanging out again, she said Friday. After more kissing. She gets amped up, and I asked her if she wants to continue now or Friday, she says Friday. I am thinking to myself, god dammit, Friday is my going out day where I get to practice cold approaching. Lets make it happen tonight! So I basically rub her in her jeans and she agrees to go to the back seat with me.

Anyways, as we were about to take off our pants, the fucking garbage / brush cleaner truck goes Into the fucking parking lot cleaning. The truck circled around my car like 20 times, I am like why is he doing that? I am thinking to my self, OMG I am getting cock blocked by a damn truck! Then I realized that my headlights are on... OMFG! I quickly turned it off but I think the truck guy knew whats up. After 10 minutes they left and we continued. And then the security car drives by, stopped for 5 seconds and then left!!! I thought it was gonna be over and that I would be arrested for public indecency... luckily, my car is 90% tinted and we fogged up the windows pretty good. Also, next time, note to self, park normally please.... I parked literally in between two parking lines. The rest was history. First day in Seattle and already a lay. Also First lay off PlentyofFish. Online gaming is definitely a lot easier when you Start off in cold approach.

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You suck and have no life    203

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1/06/2012 Temecula

Went out with a semi natural

1- 3 set: I open with “what’s up guys, happy new years”. I say you look like a Paula and you look like Cynthia (I dunno, I pulled some random shit out of my ass). I bring in my buddy in right away. I told them where we worked and this was our playground since a lot of co workers hang out here. I asked them what they did for NY, they said they went to Vegas. I told them about my trip in Seattle. They told me they went to XS. I ask them how they know each other. I tried to guess but they answered for me. They told me they work at the hospital. I told them that’s the hospital I got my appendix removed. The 3rd girl told me her name was Ashley. I tell her every Ashley I know has blond hair but she looks Mexican. A lot of this is just back and forth guessing game. They guess Vietnamese for me but then I say, more like dumplings and eggrolls and they got Chinese. Blah blah, I talked about my work since they were all nurses. My wing is barely doing any talking. I tried to qualify them as a group….. I say, this is what 90% of the girls do in Temecula. Either a waitress, a hair stylist, a nanny. I think I am getting more solo with one of the girls. We started talking about her pants and her lip piercing, the stud. I told her I like it when its on the bottom, which she has, and the top looks like a booger. I shake her hand, and her hand was warm and I talk about how I am already not accustomed to the cold after living in Cali. Then my wing transitioned about hospital and he asked her what the craziest thing she’s done. I go into the routine about one is a good girl and one is the bad girl. Since they talked about going to Vegas, I told them when I went to the strip club for my uncles party, I told them the story about how strippers make up all their stories and how she wanted to be a nurse. Anyways, my fucking wing stops talking like he normally does. I call him out in front of the girls… I am like you are supposed to be the wingman, keep talking. They girls laugh at me yelling at him and bounce.

2- 2 set: I know both of these two girls. One is the black girl who is the friend of the Mexican girl I f-closed in August. She knows I was hitting on girls so I was kind of watching myself since I know she would tell on me. Oh and the girl was like… "I know you are fucking my friend. And you aren’t using condoms. Are you guys going to get married? You could make beautiful babies. I heard you are a dirty talker". I am like wtf is this shit. I texted my girl and I go how does your black friend know… since its all true lol. She tells me that she didn’t tell her anything so I guess she’s making it up. A lot of times I was just chilling with them.

3- 2 set: “whats up guys, you look like fun, I had to come meet you. But you look like you were in the middle of an interesting story… like she did this, and then you did that… and then you took a U-turn blah blah blah". Shes talking about her brother and his stories. I kind of just stood there lol listening on their story finding out an entry point to rejoin. As soon as I heard her brother was in the NFL, I interrupt and say…. “wait, your brother is in the NFL, then why are you guys in Temecula?”. So I am kind of into the conversation. Now it’s a 3 person conversation. She answers with her bf in Temecula and his brother went back to Fresno because that’s where the family are. Went on about Fresno and cow tipping and kind of making fun of her. Both their boyfriends were there. They were confident and didn’t really care. Two pretty big guys… didn’t really feel like pushing it. I ejected.

4- I go to my group of new co workers on rotational program. It was their first week. There were some other people sitting around the table. I talk to the girl. She ask my name, I say Jackie Chan. She says I can’t have that name. I am like why not? I say Chan is a very common last name. Shes like quit playing that shit. I ask them how they know each other. I tried to find what her interests were, shes pretty boring. She told me she lived here for 9 years and before, in northern California. She said she just knows these people since she moved here. She said she knew them from high school. She said she doesn’t like school. I am like “I guess you can’t date Asians”. Shes like “I guess not”. I say, you know what they say, “once you go yellow, you ditch that white fellow”. She says she doesn’t date white fellows either. I say, “substitute white for whatever guy you are dating”. LOL I quickly transition out of that shit since it apparently didn’t get a good response. I talk about my work and why I am in Temecula. My friends near me kept talking about work, I told them to talk about something else and talk about work on Monday. I ask her what she does; she says she doesn’t do anything and that shes on unemployment. I kind of made fun of the poorly dressed dude next to her…. It was her best friends husband. OOOPS lol.

5- 3 set: my two friends watch me approach. I open these 3 girls. And the new guy was like how do you fucking do it. I go… "it doesn’t matter what you say. I can fucking talk about salads if I wanted". So I started talking about salads to the 3 girls. They were laughing it up, but this whole time they heard me talking to my friends. Anyways, my friends stall and stopped talking. I look at them and say, you can’t stop talking….keep talking. The girls laughed and left.

6- 3 set: two girls standing there with a dull face. The other one was okay. I go in and said “you guys look like you could use some fun, I came to cheer you up”. Talk about new years and where I went. These chicks look like 12 year olds. Made fun of them. They were spitting out one word responses. I told them that it’s a club and that they need to relax. They said they were cold. I talk a little bit more to the older girl of the three. They said they know each other from high school. I say they still look like they are in high school. I told them I could relate to them and that I didn’t hit puberty till I was 22 and that I was super tiny. I ask them to tell me something interesting… cant find one thing. I say, you are 21, you cant find one thing that’s interesting? She’s like “I have too many”. She said she was really protected. Fuck this plowing. I say sarcastically “you guys are so social, how do you do it?! I can’t keep up with your amazing energy level” then I ejected.

7- 1 set. As soon as I turn around, I open “hi, I just turned around and here you were. I am mike”. Turns out her other friend is next to her, but a black dude was talking to her friend. I guess her nationality, she says she’s part Mexican, Italian, and a whole bunch of other shit. She has a fun personality but she’s chubby. Most Mexican chicks here are kind of chubby. Apparently shes 29, but a lot of girls are conscious about their age. If they are older, they always seem to bring it up. I was in this set for probably 30 to 60 minutes. We talked about a lot of topics. She was very enjoying our conversation but she was looking for her friends, sort of watching them. She had like 3-4 people in the group total. I look over, the black guy was doing really well. I told my girl that the black dude was doing really well. Shes like, actually hes not…. “He tried that shit on me but it didn’t work and hes trying on her”. The guy was kinoing very strong. And but the girl looked compliant. That’s why I thought he was doing really well. I talk to the other girl, but she said she didn’t really like him that much. Perhaps the guy was doing too much pull and not enough push. Funny the other girl was actually getting into me. She has nice lips. Me making fun of the black guy, she actually started liking my humor. We transitioned to the typical where you from what you do type questions. She told me she loves her family, I say most girls like their families. Shes like you don’t like your family? I say I do, but I grew up in a harsh environment and that it was very tough love. The conversation got into 50/50 and I was pretty on fire. Oh before I told them before that I was an ass model. We talked about what their favorite body part on a guy is. One girl says arms, and the other girl says the v-line. They ask me what I like… I say I like everything. She asks boobs or ass. I say can I get both? Shes like sure why not. I say I pretty much cant date asian girls then… I told them I dated more Latina girls. They are like why. I say they are more passionate and more chill and they have a great time anywhere. I say I go hiking times. She says she hikes with her sibling. She says she things she kind of has a nice booty. I say I can’t see, its kind of dark. Then I grab her ass. She screems and goes “wooooo”. I say its not bad… I like it. Shes like btw, I never normally let guys do that but since you are hilarious, its fine. I say, yeah… I am kind of a pervert… but in a non creepy way lol”. Shes like okay! Not sure how to take that. Shes like “are you trying to seduce me right now”. I say, “only if its working”. She tells me I am funny. Anyways, these two set went from a pretty long time. The black dude was somewhat in and out. I observed him and you can tell he wants to pull. That combined with my other black girl watching me….I kind of didn’t go for it. I put my arm around the fatty and the black girl saw me and she started laughing …. bahhhH!!! I kind of stopped, let my wingman get the fatty’s number since I pumped up her buying temperature. In retrospect…I should have gone for the other girl that that black girl was going for. Shes hotter. BUT, I am not sure how the fatty would have responded since most of the time I was talking to her.

My thoughts... getting laid the night before really kills your motivation. Having a friend of a girl you slept with is really annoying and sort of a distraction when you want to keep that girl around long term. Having guys what don't push sets is annoying. Perhaps I should just solo, I feel like I do much better initially just soloing.

Need to work on creating artificial scarcity and artificial motivation.... When another girl I know is around, try to isolate the girl I am with to as far as possible to the other side of the club so my kino is undetected.

1/07/2012 San Diego Gas Lamp District

1- I opened a 3 set. I go “you guys look like a fun… I saw you guys looking at something on the phone”. It was an Asian girl, a Mexican girl, and a white girl. I tell them they are a diverse group and the stupid Asian girl asks me if I have a lighter. I say no… and then she some how finds the lighter… is she stupid? How does she not know she carried one herself? She then yells in excitement that she found one inside of her and then they run off with mad ADD syndrome.

2- 2 set. I open these two girls. With a simple hey wants up, my name is Mike. She tells me her name is Sarah and the other girl is “K”. I go over some routine about how that’s really awesome and that she would totally kick ass in doing Scantron tests since she would save so much time not bubbling her last name. She told me it was her birthday recently. I say, is your birthday wish to find that Fabio. Then I went on a routine about how facebook record relationship statuses and how a lot of people get together before Valentines Day but near spring break is where most people break up. I ask her if her name is spelled with Sarah or Sara. I say all the cool girls spell it with Sara. Shes like no way, its spelled with an “H”. I am like well the ones that know how to cook are the “Saras” reference to Sara Lee. My wing’s set went to do something and my jackass wing goes into my set. He didn’t really take the attention from her but it was annoying. I told him, to keep talking and stalling the girl, and even if she leaves, don’t come to my set, go find another set. Don't fucking 2v1 my set.

3- 2-set. I jump into my other wings set and based on the position, I come from the back…. I try to isolate the girl as much as possible and talk to only one. So this is one of the questions I have...when I come in, should I engage the group, or when I come in, just come in subtly and open the other girl that’s on the side. Since I have more voice projection, I can feel the energy shifting towards me. So I kind of back out and try to only talk to the girl I am talking with and face away from my wings girl. Most of the time, my wings girl usually start gravitating towards me and I don't want to steal his set.

4- I open a 4-5 set. I say “whats up guys, I am mike, nice to meet you”. The brunette girl says “are you buying us drinks”. I say “maybe later”. I sort of ignore her and talk to the blonde next to me. I talk with her about new years. I ask them how they know each other, they are best friends, and then she works with some of the other people. I then tell the blonde, I can tell your friend is the trouble maker. The blonde goes to the girl “he thinks you are trouble maker”. “I imitate her “hi are you going to buy me a drink, and everyone else here’. Shes like if not, you need to leave. She tells me that I’m alright. I say I am mike, she tells me her name is Tatiana. I say tahts a dancers name and I ask her if she a good dancer. She says only on the weekend (opportunity to take it somewhere funny interesting here?). I say she has a hard exterior and that deep down she actually a really cool person. I ask her what her ethnicity. Shes like you got two ethnicities. I say Nigerian to purposefully say it wrong. I say she looks like a Latina. She’s like yeah, but you are too general. Then I say she’s Mexican, and she’s like yeah you got it right. Then I ask her what I am, and she guesses Chinese. I think I am rapport building mode since she came off so hard in the beginning and I talk about how Asians and Mexicans share the same blood. At this point, she walks away from me, through her friends, and to the other side of her friends, using her friends as wall (does this count as walking away? pursue or let it go? Leap into the middle of the set? Walk around re-engage? Pretend it didn't happen? Call her a pussy for being tough at first but then walking away?). Didn’t feel like pushing it and continue walking to the other side of her friends. BUT…. I saw her later on that night, as she walked away… she said “Bye Mike”. I don’t know how to interpret that. Why should would remember my name and say by to me if her body language was completely saying the opposite earlier in the set. I feel like this girl would be fun had the circumstances been different. I know shes got witty banter....

5- I opened a girl on the dance floor. She was dancing. I touch her shoulder, introduced myself… she started bumping and grinding on me almost instantly. She told me her name was Giselle, I miss heard. Anyways, she corrected me and told me it was French. I swear not hearing shit and making the girl repeat just kills the vibe. Shes in dancing ADD mode, but it was very sexual. I go with the flow and I guess I play safe game. Need to learn more dance floor moves. I need to be more aggressive…The mistake I feel like I made was I kept trying to talk on the dance floor and I think that killed myself. I think I should have just shut the fuck up, lead, and take control. She kind of walked off after a few minutes.

6- 6-8 set? Opened a big group by the couch. The hottest girl was obviously drunk, misheard or ignored me and kept on going into dance mode. But the ugly girl next to her started talking to me…its weird how I am semi distracted while I am looking the hot girl in ADD mode trying to find a way to get in and re-engage her, while having a boring conversation with the ugly fatty. Before you know it, one of the hot girl’s guy friends came in and they started dancing…. I ejected from the fatty.

7- 3 set: This was the longest set. It was 2 younger girls, and an older one. I open, and immediately notice the third one engaging in the conversation. This was the set that lasted over an hour. Calling things out has helped me a lot. I tell her immediately that I can tell shes the most social and outgoing of the group and I ask her what she does. She told me she does makeup at MAC. She told me that she did the make up for her two friends. In a joking manner, I asked her if she sold her cousins 50 bucks of items before she did their makeup (MAC does free makeup when girls buy 50$ worth of items), shes like hell yeah, nothing in life is free. I go, except the best ones… she agrees. It turns out they were her younger cousins. They were visiting from Bakersfield and she taking them out. She’s like 30 and the other two girls were like 21. I noticed two guys around them and one of the two other girls is seeing him, and the other guy was just his buddy. I am left soloing the blonde MAC girl. A girl who has a warm personality and is very social…. It is VERY easy for me to hook the set. Again, the girl is conscious of her age, she keeps telling me shes old. Shes 30 max, she told me she got the good stuff since shes a cosmetologist. Later on she told me she had a bf, he doesn’t want to be committed but she wants to stay with him. She also has two kids. She told me that rarely do white or Asian guys approach her, and she was joyfully surprised. Its usually Black guys and Persian guys who approach her. She told me not a lot of Asian guys have balls to do what I did. And she loves my wittiness and humor... mentioned it multiple times. We went on the dance floor danced but in the process, I got interrupted many times by her friends and friends of friends. Nonetheless, she always came back to me. I didn’t feel like pushing it. Didn’t bother getting her number although I am sure I could have. I was the one to eject. I basically said "where were you 5 years ago!?" She was like, "I was waiting for you!!". She told me to come visit her at the UTC MAC store. I told her that would be really creepy, that a random guy she met a club would just magically show up at her work on day. She insisted I did go visit her.... but whatever. We had a 10 second hug, I gave her a kiss on the cheek and left. Not sure what to think about this set. It was most definitely hooked... especially when a girl tells you multiple times she likes you. But again, she has 2 kids and a boyfriend that she is willing to wait and marry. Shes also baby sitting her other two younger sisters. In a situation like that... keep pushing? Try to hang out with her till the club closes, wait till her two younger cousins are safely home and then try to follow up with her?

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LAWLS. Me in Vancouver for NYE.

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You suck and have no life    203

You suck and have no life
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Background story. It was a 3 set. I was in isolation with the Egyptian girl and my friend was with the Mexican girl. And there was a third Persian girl who was hit up by random other guys so it worked out. They were from 1 hour away, so I wasn't able to pull the Egytian girl but I thought I would pull them to Denny's. I told them it wasn't safe to drive and that they should eat to sober up.

Anyways, the Persian chick was the toughest. I was in with my Egyptian girl but I like to joke around. The Persian girl was still a bit drunk at Denny's and I mentioned that a DUI costs around $10,000 and that if she got a ticket, she would never be able to see that guy shes been calling for the last 3 hours. She was literally on her phone 50% of the time at the club. She asks if I would drive her home, I responded, "Do I look like a taxi driver?" She was like "don't worry about it".

My white wingman friend (not a legit PUA, kind of just goes out with me some times) gets all butt hurt emotional and starts calling the girl off. He keeps telling her that I was just being concerned (which I wasn't really wasn't, I was just joking around like my usual self) and that basically she shouldn't be a dick. Then my friend said that she was not pretty enough to act like that and all of a sudden the situation got all awkward. I still want to get a day 2 with the Egyptian girl and I was trying my best to diffuse the situation and tried to make everyone laugh it off. It worked okay I guess. My friend actually ended up leaving the table and went home himself.

But yeah, I gave him a call and told him that he needs to not be so reactive like that. There are plenty of girls who act uncool and you have to keep your composure and act unaffected. You gotta be able to brush off comments, its not big deal. There are plenty of girls to talk to and when you wake up the next day, you won't even remember it.

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You definitely need to play way more VIDEO games... you expend way too much effort finding chicks, and WAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY too much time documenting your failures.

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