Me Picking Up Security Officer

[Bombz 31]

You are trying really hard to impress me but im rather indifferent. Now try accomplishing something meaningful in real life.

TF2 isn't in real life?

And all this time I was under the impression I was actually playing it

[Amar'e 1]

You are trying really hard to impress me but im rather indifferent. Now try accomplishing something meaningful in real life.

Hold up bro. You mean he's trying really hard to impress you, just like how you've been trying really hard to impress everyone on a lotus gaming forum?

because he's making more valid points and looking more intelligent than you are in your own thread.

pretty sure that should be an accomplishment and pretty meaningful in real life, looking smarter than someone who really tries too hard to impress people

at least i think it's in one of those lovely books you read.

zing

inb4 nerd, who are you, hur dur im pro, brb ignoring, ur wrong, etc etc.

[You suck and have no life 203]

My friends pickup girls in wheel chair haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64Ixzp94ksw

[SatansDankWeed 2]

i think it would be funny if some of the girls mentioned above found this thread and read through it. because im sure it would give them a reality check entailing that just because a guy takes care of his body and is clean shaved doesn't mean hes not a weird troll posting conversations and encounters he had with various women bragging to the nerds on the internet in a video game forum LOL

but for realz at least your going out and enjoying your self unlike most of the people on here making fun of you because they prob live at their parents, overweight and work at the local pizza shop. or they are in high school with no social life and have hours on end to play tf2.

as a weight lifter and fellow 6pack enthusiast i give you KUDOS (i know how it feels to wake up and look good every morning)

but there are 2 things you just cant mix no matter how much money you make, hot party girls and video games.

once they find out your top ranked at a PC game and have hundreds of hours logged and you play video games hours a day you might as well hang it up.

and anyways half of the people in this forum are still in high school so they don't even know what it means to party and pick up girls, let alone hold down a good job and have a happy content life.

[Bombz 31]

i think it would be funny if some of the girls mentioned above found this thread and read through it. because im sure it would give them a reality check entailing that just because a guy takes care of his body and is clean shaved doesn't mean hes not a weird troll posting conversations and encounters he had with various women bragging to the nerds on the internet in a video game forum LOL

but for realz at least your going out and enjoying your self unlike most of the people on here making fun of you because they prob live at their parents, overweight and work at the local pizza shop. or they are in high school with no social life and have hours on end to play tf2.

as a weight lifter and fellow 6pack enthusiast i give you KUDOS (i know how it feels to wake up and look good every morning)

but there are 2 things you just cant mix no matter how much money you make, hot party girls and video games.

once they find out your top ranked at a PC game and have hundreds of hours logged and you play video games hours a day you might as well hang it up.

and anyways half of the people in this forum are still in high school so they don't even know what it means to party and pick up girls, let alone hold down a good job and have a happy content life.

I think there are some people who realize it. But in addition to realizing that, they realize what being an egotistical prick is, too. Perhaps you and Sucky Life can compare pictures?

[You suck and have no life 203]

i think it would be funny if some of the girls mentioned above found this thread and read through it. because im sure it would give them a reality check entailing that just because a guy takes care of his body and is clean shaved doesn't mean hes not a weird troll posting conversations and encounters he had with various women bragging to the nerds on the internet in a video game forum LOL

but for realz at least your going out and enjoying your self unlike most of the people on here making fun of you because they prob live at their parents, overweight and work at the local pizza shop. or they are in high school with no social life and have hours on end to play tf2.

as a weight lifter and fellow 6pack enthusiast i give you KUDOS (i know how it feels to wake up and look good every morning)

but there are 2 things you just cant mix no matter how much money you make, hot party girls and video games.

once they find out your top ranked at a PC game and have hundreds of hours logged and you play video games hours a day you might as well hang it up.

and anyways half of the people in this forum are still in high school so they don't even know what it means to party and pick up girls, let alone hold down a good job and have a happy content life.

Haha, its happened to one of my fellow wingman. Read for the lolz

http://forum.casanovacrew.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=14306

Welcome to the world of "Field Reports and Lay Reports" where guys document their escapades!

In general, playing too much video games doesn't help getting hot girls, but you can make exceptions if you are good. You can still manage both but you probably don't wanna be playing while shes at your house unless shes a gamer herself. The other big downside is that playing too much takes up time from other things like building a lifestyle that you want. There is just not enough time in the day. I looooove video games, but it takes away from travel, working out, taking improv comedy and acting classes, going out, etc etc. To be honest, I look back at my college years and all I remember was, study, work, and video games. Had I had done what I did now back then, I would have been probably level 9000 by now. I would be so insanely good it would be unreal.

I think there are some people who realize it. But in addition to realizing that, they realize what being an egotistical prick is, too. Perhaps you and Sucky Life can compare pictures?

You do know people have different personas in real life. Like I don't go around telling my friends I'm hot shit lol. My friends are all high status. Thus I learn from them. My bodybuilding friends are all more ripped than I am. My gamer friends are all better than me. My pickup friends are all better at pulling girls. My comedy friends are all funnier than me. I hang out with people who are awesome and basically mirror them. That's how I pick up skill sets that I want as part of me.

[SatansDankWeed 2]

oh bombz dont play me like that...

there are like 6 categories of the TF2 gamer (generally)

-Super Elite Rape

-Rape

-Above average

-Average

-Below Average

-Noob

we all know that if you go to dust you will get raped by a few of the super elite demos that will spam for hours

if you dont have the best gaming equipment and dont log shit tons of hours playing demo on dust or trolling the MGE servers you are a shitty noob to bombz

if thats not an egotistical prick that is using his TF2 skills to try to make someone feel inferior than idk what is.

ill admit i am not consistently accurate, and im 10x better with a pocket medic but hey who REALLY cares about whos the best.

i just like to play tf2 and TROLL cause it PLEASES ME

and yes i would love to exchange pics with sucky life

[jrdbrn 13]

Shit just got gay

[You suck and have no life 203]

Shit just got gay

Like your face.

Says the guy whos been with one girl his whole life.

[jrdbrn 13]

Like your face.

Says the guy whos been with one girl his whole life.

[FrostByte 26]

satan i miss your trolling at stocks 2 on turbine and stuff, whered ya go?

[Bombz 31]

oh bombz dont play me like that...

there are like 6 categories of the TF2 gamer (generally)

-Super Elite Rape

-Rape

-Above average

-Average

-Below Average

-Noob

we all know that if you go to dust you will get raped by a few of the super elite demos that will spam for hours

if you dont have the best gaming equipment and dont log shit tons of hours playing demo on dust or trolling the MGE servers you are a shitty noob to bombz

if thats not an egotistical prick that is using his TF2 skills to try to make someone feel inferior than idk what is.

ill admit i am not consistently accurate, and im 10x better with a pocket medic but hey who REALLY cares about whos the best.

i just like to play tf2 and TROLL cause it PLEASES ME

and yes i would love to exchange pics with sucky life

Also "super elite demos" don't spam for hours.

Furthermore, some of the best players TF2 has to offer play on the MyGamingEdge MGE servers. So I'm not exactly dominant there. I get my ass kicked regularly by some of the games best on their servers. But I play there to improve.

[SatansDankWeed 2]

satan i miss your trolling at stocks 2 on turbine and stuff, whered ya go?

i enjoy the company of the regulars on stocks4 rather than stocks2.

and i also like random crits so i tend to not play there.

[FrostByte 26]

i'll have to come there sometime. yeah not a huge fan of random crits it being that i main spy.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Opened them earlier, got a number close and cheek kiss. Saw them again at the end of the night on the street and I re-engaged the set.

I was too goofy but meh, they were too ghetto for my taste.

[kuttlewug 28]

Holy shit sucky you are the biggest loser I've even known. You're STILL here even though you don't even play TF2 anymore and still trolling away.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Holy shit sucky you are the biggest loser I've even known. You're STILL here even though you don't even play TF2 anymore and still trolling away.

edit:

I love you too podsaurus

[Victoreem the V of doom 30]

What are you using to record these?

[You suck and have no life 203]

What are you using to record these?

Night Game - Audio (Solo)

Voice Recorder

Wired Microphone

Day Game - Video and Audio(Need Wingman to Film)

Video Recorder

Wireless Transmitter

Basically, I wear the external microphone, plug it into the transmitter. My wing has the receiver, that gets plugged into the video recorder. Basically he gets full audio at a distance of 50-100 feet away.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Plenty of Fish Trolling Lmao

[Krash 1,040]

Oh god the african-american woman got me. A+ sucky.

[Victoreem the V of doom 30]

Interests: Finding attractive men.

But that's the easy part...

[You suck and have no life 203]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw0zzXAXulg

[jrdbrn 13]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw0zzXAXulg

Let me guess... you're the gay one?

[Krash 1,040]