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Ever watch some of those cool full length trailers in the theaters that are shown before your movie? Did you say to yourself "wowz dat loks awsomsause i gotsa see dat at one point or another"? finally did you regret watching that movie over studying, making brownies, masturbating, killing your kitten, playing Tf2, and cutting yourself you emo bitch? Well your in the right place.

Post the movie trailers that ruined your life and left a bad taste in your mouth.

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God damn. I was reading this post at work and I forgot I was on a conference call in Netmeeting. I nope nobody saw your stupid youtube embed.

I sure hope they did.

Edit: AHAHA! TYPO, LOOK HE SAID NOPE INSTEAD OF HOPE. HAHA! IT'S JUST TOO FUNNY!

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I mean movies that make you want to gouge your eyes out send them to the director and producer then send a Mongolian assassin to feed them tooth picks that were excavated from some homeless persons ass after he had been through a car chase that sent him flying into the air like a pickle with wings.

the really really bad ones...with cool trailers

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Twilight...All the girls talked about it,I watched it..Worthless crap.

Yeah... I had to see this movie... twice! And I worked in the theater that it was playing at too, so I had to see those dumb girls walk out of Twilight saying how sexy Edward was! Seriously?

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THIS?!

Worst movie I've seen in a while. THE Worst.

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So you watched it because some girl talked about it? What a lame reason to watch a movie.

No. I watched it one time because everyone from my work place wanted to see it and I hadn't seen the movie yet. Almost walked out on it. I then watched it with my sister because she just read the book and I needed to be there to let her in for free. Also I thought we could make fun of it (my sis and I make witty comments all the time on movies). But with that movie, no. It's almost impossible to do, due to the fact it's so bad, it's bad! Like, really bad! No if I had a girlfriend that wanted to see it I would have told her, "Sorry, we're through. That movie is that bad."

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I then watched it with my sister ! No if I had a girlfriend that wanted to see it I would have told her, "Sorry, we're through. That movie is that bad."

Wat?

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Wat?

I'm single... And me and my sister have been friends since I was born so we hang out. Is that weird?

ANYWAY! I think I'll post this to change the mood. It's getting odd:

Does anyone else hate this movie? I loved the trailer but when I watched the film with some friends I wanted to leave. It was just too bananas.

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I'm single... And me and my sister have been friends since I was born so we hang out. Is that weird?

No, the part where you dump your imaginary girlfriend over a movie and instead see it with your sister is weird.

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No, the part where you dump your imaginary girlfriend over a movie and instead see it with your sister is weird.

OH! Well... we were going to make fun of it, at least try to. Although in retrospect, I think I would tell my imaginary girlfriend that I'll go see Twilight but only if she'll let me watch a T&EAS:GJ marathon.

Sorry, I thought you meant... you know... Anyway, yeah, The Spirit...

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No, the part where you dump your imaginary girlfriend over a movie and instead see it with your sister is weird.

I do believe this calls for a HAHAHA, OH WOW, my good sir.

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I don't mind awesome trailers for a movie that ends up sucking. I expect that, that's just the normal course of trying to get suckers to see a movie. However, I hate it when a movie trailer goes so far with it as to actually change the genre of the movie that they are talking about and completely mislead the viewer. I walked into No Country For Old Men thinking it was going to be funny as hell, thanks to the trailer. That, and my continued hope that all Coen brother movies are going to be as funny as The Big Lebowski.

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Wow, I forgot about that movie. That movie is Sherlock Holmes on Roid Rage, seriously. I always thought of him as the gentlemen type. Besides all I can think about is never going full retard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilKntXQbmV4

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I hope you're not implying that Tropic Thunder sucked.

No fucking way! That movie is awesome and quite hilarious! I was using to say that that Holmes movie is retarded and also Robert Downey Jr. stars in both movies. Yeah, Tropic Thunder is a good movie. That Holmes movie looks... poo-poo. It will do good though, just because it's already hyped up.

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No fucking way! That movie is awesome and quite hilarious! I was using to say that that Holmes movie is retarded and also Robert Downey Jr. stars in both movies. Yeah, Tropic Thunder is a good movie. That Holmes movie looks... poo-poo. It will do good though, just because it's already hyped up.

Okay good.

I was going to send Clamp to your house and let him stay there for eternity.

Trust me you wouldn't want that.

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