Me Picking Up Security Officer

[Bombz 31]

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Be prepared for an epic audio lay report. Coming up shortly.

Used an opener about smoking! Roflbits! Opened a 2 set. One is Mongolian and one is Peruvian. My wing comes in during the next video. This set opened like a dynamite. Instant attraction.

Part 1 of 5 (Opener)

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God damn she has some big tits. Gotta give props on that one.

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Part 2 of 5 (Introduces Wing, Jonny)

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How about you tell me the name of that chick so I can masturbate.

Model?

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Part 3 of 5 (Denny's Makeout)

(at around 9 minutes)

Hey bombz, bump the thread so I can post the other 2 videos. There seems to be a youtube video cap for each post....

Edited August 3, 2011 by You suck and have no life

[Bombz 31]

Boob Bump

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Part 4 of 5 (Hotel)

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Someobody bump for part 5! I get pulled over by the cops!!

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Sure.

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Part 5 of 5 (Trolling Drive Thru and Getting Pulled over by Cops)

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Same day lay with Mall Girl Manager

This was one of the quickest lays I have ever gotten. So random, I wasn't even trying to open her, just looking for some cool items for my bedroom!

We also had dinner and a brief walk, I cut out a lot because it was just boring rapport and banter.

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Isn't there a risk of some sort of detachment when you consistently talk up girls and treat it as a game? I mean like, when you want to actually GET with a girl, could you ever really sit and listen to them on a daily basis if there was no longer a challenge?

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Isn't there a risk of some sort of detachment when you consistently talk up girls and treat it as a game? I mean like, when you want to actually GET with a girl, could you ever really sit and listen to them on a daily basis if there was no longer a challenge?

To be honest, I do feel a sense of detachment because my skills have gotten so much better over the last 8 months that I know every month that goes by, I'm getting better and better and so are the quality of the girls. I treat pickup like homework because I have weekly tasks that I have to accomplish and work on. I write summaries and reports every time I go out. A big part of my quick success is that I intern for a pickup instructor. When you hang out with someone awesome, their ways of thinking, and their good habits just flows into you.

I do enjoy female company though. Once in a while you meet a girl with an amazing personality and the conversations are just awesome. I met this dental student and conversations with her was just amazing. But then again, this was 3 months ago my game is still weak so I kinda messed that one up cuz I showed way to much interest in her that it turned her off. I don't typically like Asian girls anymore (the personality side) as they typically have weaker personalities. Dont get me wrong, I love the way they look, and if they have a great personality, I will still go for it, but most asian girls have retarded personalities. They get super emotional, a lot of stuck up, and most generally have no hobbies or anything interesting to talk about, nor are they funny. You ask them about their passion, their hobbies, and literally, 80% say "shopping, hanging out with friends".

A lot of people come into this with different goals. I hope to get really good within 3 years and hopefully find the right one. I mean isnt that the point of learning this? That way, you get to be the selector and not the other way around where you are hoping that girl selects you out of all the other guys. instead you are in the position of choosing from many girls the one you want to be with.

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This was an attempt to pull. It was a 2 set. One black girl and one mexican girl. Both had boyfriends but the black girl was giving me tons of shit tests at the end because I am trying to pull the Mexican girl. Mainly she was mad her boyfriend because they got into a fight and hes not responding to her calls. Sometimes there are these external factors that come at you that sucks and you just have to deal with that crap. The pull was a success. After she dropped of her friend, I met up with the Mexican girl.

I go up and say they were cute and the Asian girl tells me I'm:

1. Ugly

2. Stupid

3. Gay

4. Disgusting

And then kicks me twice, the second time sending my pizza out out of my hand! WTF NINJA KICK!!!! You would think they like me because I am Asian too, but damn, you Asian girls are scary! (some of you are friendly though It was partly my fault, I trolled a bit...

See, pickup isn't always fun and games or sexy times. Some times you get kicked and lose your pizza. You win some, you lose some.... lols

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This is a follow up to the previous video "Pulling and Shit Test 08-19-2011"

It was Day 3.

First night, I took her out for a drive around town after the club and after she dropped off her friend. We met at the gas station. I took some pictures, pulled her to my place to show the camera pictures. Heavy resistance, wouldn't sit on my bed. I told her to loosen up and finally got her into bed. Most I got was a make-out. Heavy resistance on everything else. We cuddled in bed and she stayed there over night.

Day2, it was Sunday, she came over we watched two movies. It wasn't too hard to get her on bed. We made out but she was resisting everything else. She would move my hand away from the other parts of her body. Basically I learned to just briefly gloss my hands over her sensitive areas before she has time to respond. The last 3 lays, I really learned how to escalate. Some girls are just down, but some of them really takes a lot of amp work. Tried every thing in the book, I pushed her head down there but she resisted. I took her hand and put it next to my crotch and she resisted. Finally I got her to keep it there. She told me she was on her period.

Day 3. We went to the gym together. Afterwards, we went back to my place. I tried to get her to shower, she resisted. Finally I got her to shower with me. Basically the way I persist is I suggest something, kinda kino her, and if she resists, i walk around and do something else. For example, ill check my email really quick, and ask again lol. Then she kept saying no, I went to get a towel and put it next to the shower, and I asked her again. She said no. I walked around and fed my fish bowl, and I tried it again lol! I was too persistent and she gave in. I needed her to be comfortable with me naked and just comfortable with me all around. She did have a boyfriend but she was in a dying relationship. So again, just make out, but it wasn't hard to start rubbing her, but still resistance. She was on her period. It took literally 30 minutes of escalating in bed. I got on top and started dry humping her. And then it went limp and I am like god dammit, my long term use of nitric oxide supplement is fucking up with my boner. I did a freeze out and she was like whats wrong. I told he about that supplement and I said basically, I am going to try and get hard again and if you jump on top, I am gonna be super angry. So I got hard enough, put on the condom and she gets on top. Finally! She was on her period and I didn't know. I thought she was gusher but nope, blood everywhere. I had to wash my bed sheets. Ugh.

The audio was just talking after the lay.

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Essentials of the modern man lol.

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Meet these two girls and open. It opened like a fucking bomb and IOI flying everywhere with them Kinoing me. Damn, didn't know my target had a boyfriend and a kid, told me while we were making out in the car later in part 2.

Can someone bump this?

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If you start playing TF2 again I'll bump when you need it.

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what happens when some hot ass bitch with black hair and a dark tan comes up and trolls you with her herpes then reports it back to her herptrollol website.

props the the hot girls you pick up on a monthly basis ^^

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what happens when some hot ass bitch with black hair and a dark tan comes up and trolls you with her herpes then reports it back to her herptrollol website.

props the the hot girls you pick up on a monthly basis ^^

then that would suck lol!

Here is part two:

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Here is a treat for you guys, does this look familiar? Haha

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Here is a treat for you guys, does this look familiar? Haha

Ah, very familiar indeed. It's that prick you suck and have no life.

Just kidding. Awesome picture. The only thing that would have made it better is if you had dressed up as one of the characters.

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I dunno wtf you bitches did for labor day, but I worked on my inner game. It was epic till a forest Ranger came over.

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...thank you for sharing this. We all appreciate it.