Me Picking Up Security Officer

[You suck and have no life 203]

Word haha. I think deep down, I still love video games more.

Succeeding in pickup requires a lot of failures....sadly. Women are too damn complex. I think I actually spent more time playing TF2 than actually going out.... 500 hours. Last year I went out about 6 hours a week for about 50 weeks so thats really only 300 hours.

[teh_pwnerer 279]

You had that one stoner chick in the palm of your hands... too bad you don't smoke (aren't you from California where almost EVERYONE smokes???).

I'm from Canada where everyone _does_ smoke (my name ain't crUshed for nothing!) - so turning down a chick cause she smokes dope was a confusing move for me

[You suck and have no life 203]

You had that one stoner chick in the palm of your hands... too bad you don't smoke (aren't you from California where almost EVERYONE smokes???).

I'm from Canada where everyone _does_ smoke (my name ain't crUshed for nothing!) - so turning down a chick cause she smokes dope was a confusing move for me

No, she came over to my bedroom last thursday. The hot Mexican one. Ill keep you updated on her. Maybe ill get some real video. The weed stinks man. Hate that shit.

[You suck and have no life 203]

POF is getting ridiculously easy. I don't even feel like going out to clubs its so damn easy...

Anyways, sorry for not having the complete chat log, POF sort of lost the earlier ones.

Got her number one like Thursday. Set up a date on Sunday. I get free tickets once in a while to The Improv comedy show. I took her there. Being the only Asian, and the fact that I sit up front, I am always called out. And as a couple, the comedian picked on us for some witty dialogue. Its always about relationships and he asked us how long we known each other. She of course screamed first date.

THe comedian calls tells the waitress to bring two patron shots, and calls us up on stage, and told us to make out. We complied lol. Then I carried her in my arms off stage. The comedian told us that he hoped we **** tonight. After the show, I asked if she had to go or she wanted to hang out for a bit, she wanted to hang out. This chick apparently plays World of Warcraft for no apparent reason. I pulled her to my place by telling her the cool games I had. Gamers delight! Then I put on a video hopped on to bed. We started making out. Everything was going good till I start taking her pants off. She got last minute resistance. I just played it cool. Went back to watching some more of the movie, and tried again. I asked her where the most sensitive part of her body was, she said the v-line near the hip bone. Did that, and just smooth sail escalated to lay.

I swear, with POF dates, 50% end in lay the first night.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Acting Class Haha

[You suck and have no life 203]

[You suck and have no life 203]

Sighh..... apparently when a girl likes you a lot... she doesn't want to have sex anymore and wants to put you into the relationship frame. Has sex on the first date, but denies me the second time.... too bad so sad

[Willerms 1,794]

Pretentious hipster bullshit...

[You suck and have no life 203]

Makes as much sense as calling me Black.

Since when do hipsters bodybuild, shop at Nordstrom, and go to mainstream clubs and listen to Kaskade, Drake, and Rhianna?

[Barbaro 466]

Makes as much sense as calling me Black.

Since when do hipsters bodybuild, shop at Nordstrom, and go to mainstream clubs and listen to Kaskade, Drake, and Rhianna?

Which Nordstrom you go to?

If I see you, your ass is so out of there.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Usually Escondido, Fashion Valley or the Horton in San Diego.

My ass is out there? What does that mean?

[Barbaro 466]

Usually Escondido, Fashion Valley or the Horton in San Diego.

My ass is out there? What does that mean?

Ah okay.

LP.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Ah okay.

LP.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

[Kerberos 3,170]

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Next to "You mad bro" , that is the most annoying and stupid phrase with no meaning other than to wind people up. What is the point?

[Barbaro 466]

Next to "You mad bro" , that is the most annoying and stupid phrase with no meaning other than to wind people up. What is the point?

To make me feel bad about my self.

Doesn't work. I asked because if it just so happened to be the store I'm at...I would throw his ass out. For posting BS that has NOTHING to do with GAMING! I call theft of bandwidth. Which is still stealing.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Of course its related to gaming. Its real life gaming. Think about it, basically every girl I approach is like a monster I attack on an RPG game. If I get the lay, I level up. If I get blown out, I hit the restart button and try again!

[Willerms 1,794]

I really hope you didn't take my comment too seriously. This entire thread is just tl;dr and apperently misc.

Fuck being coherent

[You suck and have no life 203]

When they say "We're not having sex"

It usually means "We're having sex"

[You suck and have no life 203]

Just got back from LA.

If you don't know this guy.....

Not Safe For Work (DO NOT CLICK LOL)

http://www.bangyoulater.com/ass/75697/alexis-texas-and-erik-everhard/

[Bombz 31]

Damn so you're hooking up with male porn stars now too? What a boss.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Only ones with big cocks. (no homo).

[Kerberos 3,170]

Wow that's fucking creepy. .. .

[Sinophile 41]

Did you make this yourself

[You suck and have no life 203]

Did you make this yourself

Yes

[You suck and have no life 203]

Weekend in Vegas. Finally some actual in field footages!!!

Actually got some video in field footage! Sorry, I had to open a fatty hired gun. Ran out of battery and only a short time for day game. OH WELL

Mostly just screwing around. My wings weren't too happy filming me either....