Greyjoy: Hail To The King

[Greyjoy 3]

I haven't been on TF2, let alone Steam very much these last few years. Busy with life and all that jazz. What I know though, is that the TF2 community didn't used to be so uptight and politically correct. Saying, "Feel my flames lick against your soon to be tepid flesh, faggots" would have in the past gotten derison for being a lame comment. Not much emphasis would have been put on faggot, but today? I have a fine player by the name of Flutterspy get all hurt in the butt because I used it. And then some donating schmuck by the name of gransercian was on the fence when I explained the hilariously oversensitive situation, until I targeted him with my trolling laser. To add more hilarity, the twerp repeatedly demanded I challenge him to a duel.

Not knowing the fuck he was talking about, as I had been out of circulation for awhile, he challenged me to a duel And I beat his ass, repeatedly. But oh woe, the hilarity didn't end there.

No, the world would have been right had he. Instead, while we're dueling, he vainly tries to voteban me! I mean, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, we got an omega level badass here, guys. What on God's Green Earth prompted this inept waste of carbon to crawl out of his mole tunnel and disrupt the server with frequent voteban requests? This is not a complaint, no friends, this is me deriding the lame piece of shit that calls itself "gransercian". SO, WHILE I MAY BE BANNED IN THE NEAR FUTURE FOR CAUSING IMMENSE BUTTHURT OF THE SEXUAL PERSUASION SORT, KNOW THAT I LIVE IN YOUR HEARTS.

KNOW THAT I WILL NOT SLEEP SO LONG AS A BITCH ISN'T DERIDED!

KNOW THAT I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL MY JOB IS DONE.

I AM GREYJOY, AND I AM MIGHTY. HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!

[Barbaro 466]

I never liked that guy, granserdan *Typical faggot by the fail name, easy ways of making him RQ*...although I've never seem him do this before.

I should try dueling him sometime. Goes to show though how lame he is, you don't win by kicking someone out of the server, but still really low. o_o

[Se7en 10,762]

TLDR go make a fucking blog.

[Greyjoy 3]

He and the butthurt about the usage of the term, 'faggot", seriously caught me off guard. But as I am a person open to new experiences, I fed off their butthurt, prompting some kick/ban votes by two people(until granserdan came in). It was really quite funny all the way through. The three cohorts in the Greyjoy Ban Plot posed in chat logs for some screenshots, making some boisterous "We will not let you degrade homosexual people and disrupt gameplay any further!" esque comments. The best part is, however, is that not one of their damn votes passed. The rest of the server didn't care! The facts are that I am somewhat of a troll, they were feeding a troll, and then they directly challenged the troll and by the grace of the Troll God, the troll(often the case) won.

When he started continuing the ban votes after challenging me to the duel, that, man. I was in awe at the whiny bitch aura this person was radiating. How on God's green Earth do you challenge someone to such a thing, and then try to ban them while we're in the middle of it? I know there is a societal rule against such a bitch move. Yes, it's called a bitch move and they're not very approved of.

So, Mr. Ajju, this player has a history of such bitch moves and other unacceptable behavior? Unbelievable~!

[Nano 7,892]

Wow... Get a life.

Summary: tl;dr

[Greyjoy 3]

Wow... Get a life.

Summary: tl;dr

Honestly? I took a break from gaming to do just that and it worked out fairly well. I fear I'd shake things up too much if I continued down that path. That might involve end of the world type shit, and I have no interest in doing that! Deriding whiny bitches is just the cup of tea I need. '_' Come on now! No hate, just love here! <3 I like the video in your signature. What animu is that? I've been out of touch with the animu too. T_T

[Willerms 1,794]

Normally, I'd hate you for calling yourself a troll but I love your picture and I hate it more when people overreact to things like that. It's the same as feminists- You can't say anything right to them so all you can do is make shit funny. that was truly worth the read. (In my opinion)

[Greyjoy 3]

Forgive my usage of the term. I typically abstain from self-usage, but my ego has recently become inflated due to the increase in people referring to me as such. I'm sorta just acknowledging a observation some people have made about me. Other times, I'm also described as one of the sweetest people someone has ever met, but these are various judgements others have made on me, and I feel no need to hide them, for I am the KING!

[pockets 1,841]

Is your first name Theon? Or perhaps it's Victarian or Crow's Eye since you claim to be the king.

[Nano 7,892]

I thought his first name was King?

[pockets 1,841]

I thought his first name was King?

I was nerding out to "The Song of Ice and Fire" series.

[HeadSh0tBrent 2,156]

[Nano 7,892]

I was nerding out to "The Song of Ice and Fire" series.

I know. You are like the dedicated anti-troll. You are like the sucker fish on the bottom of the river who grabs the bait you were dangling in front of the bass. Needless to say, end result: nobody is happy.

I'm on the first book of that series right now, also watched a few HBO episodes. Seems good so far.

[Willerms 1,794]

Okay, derailed thread is derailed.

[Barbaro 466]

Okay, derailed thread is derailed.

Can we blame you for it? :3

[Willerms 1,794]

I kept on topic.

Is your first name Theon? Or perhaps it's Victarian or Crow's Eye since you claim to be the king.

This is the derailer

[pockets 1,841]

Well since Willerms wasn't doing his job, I had to step in.

I'm almost done with a feast for crows. Storm of Swords will melt your face.

[Greyjoy 3]

You honor me with the derailment of this thread! And, no, the character I'm honoring by using their house name isn't Theon, Crows-Eye, or Vicatarian. Although the latter is certainly worthy of honor. No, I am honoring Aeron Damphair. Also known as Aeron Greyjoy, baddest motherfucker around. Goes around drowning people in the name of his God. Fantastic.

[Barbaro 466]

I kept on topic.

This is the derailer

I'm gonna make a Buffalo Steak Sandvich out of you....marinate you in some good ol A1.

[Nano 7,892]

I'm gonna make a Buffalo Steak Sandvich out of you....marinate you in some good ol A1.

god damn, do I love A1.

[+Cactus 4,948]

god damn, do I love A1.

I'm more of a W+M1 kind of guy.

[Super Zero! 262]

[Barbaro 466]

Hail to The King? I'll just...leave this here.

OH, almost forgot, Willerms, this is your future.

http://www.whataburger.com/atf/thick-and-hearty.php

[Willerms 1,794]

What's A1? and what are you guys talking aboot. STOP BEING LIKE THIS

[Barbaro 466]

What's A1? and what are you guys talking aboot. STOP BEING LIKE THIS

Probably gonna rename my Vintage Buffalo Steak Sandvich after you...

Vintage Willerms' Old Fashioned Hide.

Description: Now with A-1 Thick N Hearty Sauce!