{HeRo}GeneralDS 4 #51 Posted December 9, 2006 um are we near serpentholm or swan's pool yet? i may make an early appearance but it depends on whether or not we r close to serpentholm or swans pool... btw, my character is of serpent and currently works for Konato in Dragon story...name is Zerimus, look at the sign up for my post on my custom character and his stats...Once Storyline goes to the serpent side, Zerimus can be used if u get Vetkin or if u protect him long enough at swan's pool for a geisha to come out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinophile 41 #52 Posted September 1, 2007 *Otomo* He brandished his mighty sword and pouted his chest. "My men, it is time to do battle!" Otomo slowly pointed towards the advancing army. The men sensed his authority. Something about Otomo identified him as the leader. The Alpha Male. Maybe it was his huge and powerful sword, a phallus and symbol of masculine potency. Maybe it was his huge and muscular frame, which heaved itself and threatened to rip the earth when it moved. Maybe it was his bald head, phallus-like, like a phallus and large like a phallus that threatened to phallus other phallusses. And the way Otomo slowly pointed towards the advancing army. No, he did not swiftly point to the army, nor did he strongly point to the army. He did it slowly. It showed his calm, reassuring the men that under his leadership they would not be failed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinophile 41 #53 Posted September 9, 2007 *Kenji* Meanwhile, Kenji and his gang were fiercely running towards Konato's base, with hundreds of sharp and pointy arrows hot on their trail. They reached a small peasant's house near the base, where they smelled the sweet aroma of "Water squirrel soup". The men had not eaten for many days and their desire to eat the delicious soup made their body ache. They succumbed to the force of the soup and entered the house to violently demand the peasants for some soup. Smashing into the abode, they found not an old lady with leprosy tentatively stirring a cauldron, but a nubile young woman. "WHOA MAMMA!" Kenji exclaimed at the sight of this chick. This was one good thing ater the next: first the Squirrel soup and now this sexy broad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinophile 41 #54 Posted September 17, 2007 *Otomo* "And thus begins the epic of our time." Said the melodramatic soldier of Otomo. "An amazing journey through this man's life, it will plunge you into the worst depths of human nature and take you to the nirvana of joy" prophesised the descriptive soldier of Otomo. "fgsfds" said the 4chan nerd. Otomo slowly turned his phallic head to face the noisy soldiers. The men quickly shut up. They proceeded to do battle, the details of which I forgot and I don't want to scroll up to see. His phallic head had enough shine signal to Kenji's army, which unfortunately did not notice the shine as they were having fun eating Squirrel soup and ogling girls. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinophile 41 #55 Posted September 19, 2007 *Kenji* "Okay, so can I shove it three feet in there?" "I dunno, im scared I might pierce her cervix" "God dammit, I want my turn. Hurry up!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
