KenjiZMD07 3 #1 Posted December 26, 2008 post some jokes here pls.!!!!!!!!!!! EAT THEM!!!: Monster:I will eat you!!! Man:no!!!pls.!!!!! Monster:you cant escape! Man:No!please!!dont eat me!!!I have a wife and kids,eat them........ RUN: passenger:hey!!!!run fast!!!! driver:i cant,if ive run,no one will drive this taxi!!!! :D :D :D :D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sentry 0 #2 Posted December 26, 2008 w... t... ..f... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
"Arah~Tank" 3 #3 Posted December 26, 2008 haha..ok, this joke is from my exam on my junior high school grade 1, the third exam....(English exam) Mr. Knott is at home. The phone is ringing. He picks up the phone and says, "Who's speaking ,please?" "Watt." a man answers. "what's ur name, please?" says Mr. Knott. "Watt's my name." says the man again. "Yes, I asked u that. What's ur name?" says Mr. Knott. He's little confused. "I told u Watt's my name." says the man "Are u John Collins?" "No, I'm Knott." answers Mr.Knott "Then, will u give me ur name, please?' says Mr. Watt. "Will Knott." answers Mr. Knott again. The 2 men put their phones down and think, "That's a rude man!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sentry 0 #4 Posted December 26, 2008 That might be cheesy but it put a big grin on my face Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KenjiZMD07 3 #5 Posted December 27, 2008 haha..ok, this joke is from my exam on my junior high school grade 1, the third exam....(English exam)Mr. Knott is at home. The phone is ringing. He picks up the phone and says, "Who's speaking ,please?" "Watt." a man answers. "what's ur name, please?" says Mr. Knott. "Watt's my name." says the man again. "Yes, I asked u that. What's ur name?" says Mr. Knott. He's little confused. "I told u Watt's my name." says the man "Are u John Collins?" "No, I'm Knott." answers Mr.Knott "Then, will u give me ur name, please?' says Mr. Watt. "Will Knott." answers Mr. Knott again. The 2 men put their phones down and think, "That's a rude man!" woah..nice joke sis! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
"Arah~Tank" 3 #6 Posted December 27, 2008 woah..nice joke sis! really, it's from my exam, a reading test....(and I don't know how did that teacher found that joke) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Team_fadel 0 #7 Posted December 27, 2008 lol Jokes Xd Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KenjiZMD07 3 #8 Posted December 27, 2008 Guys please post some......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FIRE4 9 #9 Posted December 27, 2008 A man go to drink in a tavern. He put a clock on the table. He started to drink a beer after beer and after time he said. Lol, Hic.. its 2. A mate next to him asked. What 2? 2 a clock alredy? No.. the clocks are 2 Hic .. time to go. I found it in a newspaper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KenjiZMD07 3 #10 Posted December 28, 2008 A man go to drink in a tavern.He put a clock on the table. He started to drink a beer after beer and after time he said. Lol, Hic.. its 2. A mate next to him asked. What 2? 2 a clock alredy? No.. the clocks are 2 Hic .. time to go. I found it in a newspaper. HAHAHAHH!!!!The clock become 2!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
