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RL Roleplay Guy Escapes Police After Being Taze

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I would stuff a gag in that guy's mouth, then shoot him.

Call it self-defense.

I commend the cops on not laughing their asses off while restraining this fool. Also, its like he gains strength from the tazer, he bolted to his feet, and then made it look as if he was running 30mph to get away!

What i want to know is, what god was hey praying to? I cant recognize what hes saying beyond being some random crap a loon speaks. Id really love to know "who" his god is so i can start praying to that fucking genius too...

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I commend the cops on not laughing their asses off while restraining this fool. Also, its like he gains strength from the tazer, he bolted to his feet, and then made it look as if he was running 30mph to get away!

What i want to know is, what god was hey praying to? I cant recognize what hes saying beyond being some random crap a loon speaks. Id really love to know "who" his god is so i can start praying to that fucking genius too...

"I pray to Yahweh." Nothing but your traditional judeo-christian God. Yahweh is the English adaptation of the original Hebrew word for God.

As for all the other stuff, no idea what he was saying most of the time.

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You have a right to know what you're being arrested for. If the cops are trying to detain you without reading you your miranda rights or disclosing what offense you're being accused of they are in the wrong in a big way. Something tells me that this guy had all that done before the video was taken, though. And who was video taping? This might have been staged considering how easily they let that dude get away.

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"I pray to Yahweh." Nothing but your traditional judeo-christian God. Yahweh is the English adaptation of the original Hebrew word for God.

As for all the other stuff, no idea what he was saying most of the time.

I counter your Yahweh with Jenova.

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...And I in turn counter your Jenova with Sabin, Cyan, and Shadow. The three most manliest Final Fantasy characters ever.

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You have a right to know what you're being arrested for. If the cops are trying to detain you without reading you your miranda rights or disclosing what offense you're being accused of they are in the wrong in a big way. Something tells me that this guy had all that done before the video was taken, though. And who was video taping? This might have been staged considering how easily they let that dude get away.

You realize anyone can be detained indefinitely without being told why during wartime? Certain rights become void once the U.S. goes to war, and the Miranda Rights are one of the most commonly avoided. Abraham Lincoln held huge amounts of innocent citizens prisoner for suspicion.

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Reading this made me think of the segment on Reno 911 where Patton Oswald played a LARPer and they beat the hell out of him. Tried to find the video online to no avail. One of the funnier Reno 911 moments IMO.

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Reading this made me think of the segment on Reno 911 where Patton Oswald played a LARPer and they beat the hell out of him. Tried to find the video online to no avail. One of the funnier Reno 911 moments IMO.

"I'm wearing boots of escaping!!"(or something like that) My D&D friends and I lol'd really hard when we saw that.

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