Travel Guide To Noth Korea

[Mana 3,867]

Feels like a time machine to soviet Russia, but worse.

Their propaganda is very good at convincing people the opposite of what it's trying to tell them (but works just fine on North Koreans).

Food is beyond terrible.

Every event is choreographed, from a beer bar outing to whatever.

Thousands of people performing for just a few tourists.

Words can't easily express this.

So you guys should watch this:

http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-travel/vice-guide-to-north-korea-1-of-3

Oh and remember, when in DMZ at the South Korean side, Do not point at the North Koreans, you don't want to start World War 3 now do you?!

[kammy 2]

Who knows, I may be wrong, but I feel that if North Korea ever did conduct another major invasion of the south, they would get absolutely decimated by all the US military bases and the new technology that North Korea has isolated themselves from over the century. Sure, they may have numbers, but what are numbers if you can't even keep the population fed or give proper medicare to your sick? Their cold-war era tanks would get decimated by the Abrams and the black panther main battle tanks of the south.

But I guess if any country is crazy enough to attempt an invasion in the state they're in, it would be North Korea. And we won't know until it actually happens. I think North Korea will evenutally die from within though if they continue on the path they are on.

After all they do have the "great" leader. Look at all the food they set on the tables in the banquet hall with only one person! They have plenty of food for everyone!

[Mana 3,867]

Who knows, I may be wrong, but I feel that if North Korea ever did conduct another major invasion of the south, they would get absolutely decimated by all the US military bases and the new technology that North Korea has isolated themselves from over the century. Sure, they may have numbers, but what are numbers if you can't even keep the population fed or give proper medicare to your sick?

But they already defeated the US once before, they even captured a 50 year old spy ship which is now their prized trophy that they show to all tourists!

And I'm sure their soldiers can eat their uniforms for nourishment. That's why the food there is described as "matter", probably very similar in taste to clothes.

But I guess if any country is crazy enough to attempt an invasion in the state they're in, it would be North Korea. And we won't know until it actually happens.

We should just let them keep doing whatever they are doing (as everyone is doing now), what could possibly go wrong if we give them enough time to develop WORKING nuclear weapons that can actually go to their target destination?!

What happens if one of their great leaders on his death bed gets a crazy awesome idea to nuke the world sometime in the future? As a going out gift? You know... to protect the Korean people from the evil imperialist devils.

[kammy 2]

But they already defeated the US once before, they even captured a 50 year old spy ship which is now their prized trophy that they show to all tourists!

And I'm sure their soldiers can eat their uniforms for nourishment. That's why the food there is described as "matter", probably very similar in taste to clothes.

China helped a lot. They didn't defeat us. Technically there is still a war going on, just a ceasefire. We didn't withdraw like Vietnam.

North Korean dishes and cuisine are typically considered bland to those used to South Korean food. They're basically the same but less spice.

We should just let them keep doing whatever they are doing (as everyone is doing now), what could possibly go wrong if we give them enough time to develop WORKING nuclear weapons that can actually go to their target destination?!

What happens if one of their great leaders on his death bed gets a crazy awesome idea to nuke the world sometime in the future? As a going out gift? You know... to protect the Korean people from the evil imperialist devils.

Though South Korea does not have a missile defense system yet, North Korea is far from threatening the world considering the missile defense systems of Japan, US, etc. Also I don't think the North wants to use Nuclear missiles on their own land since they consider the whole of Korea their land. They've already got plenty of artillery zeroed in on Seoul.

IMO, action is not the answer. Enticing them to war will only encourage them to put more resources into developing their nuclear armament and will entice more blowback. If we leave them alone, I sincerely believe there's nothing they will do. They've practically isolated themselves from the world. Giving them more reason to hate us is not the answer.

[Oww My Nose 19]

exactly, the US should just break the ceasefire and kill north korea

[Victoreem the V of doom 30]

exactly, the US should just break the ceasefire and kill north korea

DUMBASS!! we should create a time machine and train an elite squad of self aware velociraptors from the year 2096 to sneak in and burn all of the north korean's clothes so they would be too embaresed to leave their homes and eventually starve to death.

[Oww My Nose 19]

DUMBASS!! we should create a time machine and train an elite squad of self aware velociraptors from the year 2096 to sneak in and burn all of the north korean's clothes so they would be too embaresed to leave their homes and eventually starve to death.

Nobel Prize, right there

[Mike808 1]

saw this a while back

this makes me really want to go to north korea just to see

[a_puma01 7]

This is crazy, i feel so badly for the Tea Girl.

You know, something like this makes you really appreciate being born in the US.

[Nket 16]

DUMBASS!! we should create a time machine and train an elite squad of self aware velociraptors from the year 2096 to sneak in and burn all of the north korean's clothes so they would be too embaresed to leave their homes and eventually starve to death.

The war on North Korea, as illustrated by Victoreem

But what the North Korean way would be is the following

1. North Korea flattens Seoul with its artillery

2. The United States blows up all artillery pieces and tanks with our OVERWHELMING air superiority (I'm fairly certain we have satellites watching all their ordinance btw)

3. Shock and Awe victory.

[You suck and have no life 203]

[Paul Bunyan 13]

They look just like you.

Hmm..

[Brokkoly 11]

Woah... Why do i feel like it would be awesome to visit there?

[SatansDankWeed 2]

damn you mana, since you posted that link to the travel guide to north korea i have been watching all those damn videos on VBS website while im bored at work. the drunk history ones are hilarious!

[FunkyFresh 68]

Some of those videos are just..too crazy, lol

[Mana 3,867]

damn you mana, since you posted that link to the travel guide to north korea i have been watching all those damn videos on VBS website while im bored at work. the drunk history ones are hilarious!

Watch the one about retired Mexican prostitutes.

Damn homosexuals give blowjobs for five dollars! How can they compete with them?!

[SatansDankWeed 2]

i like the the ones about the last free place in the world in California with the crazy snake guy and everyone is smoking crack haha