Me Picking Up Security Officer

[No longer a Sexy King:^) 5,592]

lol

[Bombz 31]

SAAAAAAAAAAAXTON HAAAAAAAALE.

I dunno wtf you bitches did for labor day, but I worked on my inner game. It was epic till a forest Ranger came over.

He probably wondered why the hell some guy is running around on the rocks in his underwear.

[You suck and have no life 203]

More drunk chicks yelling at me loool

[You suck and have no life 203]

This is an example of everything going right, but not enough push-pull. Too much all up in her face, and not pushing her away to cause sexual tension. Even though there is a lot of attraction, too much pull and no push just makes her wanna eventually eject. Lesson learned.

**Caption***
You cant just say whoa whoa whoa, make eye contact with me and not continue the conversation.
whoa whoa what with the profanity.
Hi I am Mike
Hi I am Jessica
Are you seriously Jessica?
I am "THE Jessica"

The only one out of a million Jessica. You coined that name, My name is mike. There is a famous role model mike for everything out there. If I want to be a famous basketball player, Michael Jordan. If I want to be a famous child molester, Michael Jackson.

Mike Tyson for boxing.

What famous mike are you?

The smart Asian one who has a nice body, what are you? What are you? What is unique about "The Jessica that no other Jessica have". Oh shit, you do have a nice booty.

I really do.

It must be the Latin blood in you.

There is no Latin blood in me, im half white and half Filipina.

You know what's exotic, Vietnamese and French.

I am Filipino and French, close.

You know what; I am half Chinese and half Chinese. Actually im part black. I am not your typical asian guy. It took a lot of exploring (cant hear the exact words)
Really all I had to do is look at you to get you over here. You are pretty easy.
I am a challenge.
No you are not, you are easy.
It takes a lot to get in my pants. It kinda works both ways, if I get in if you get in my pants, then I get in your pants.

But here is the thing; girls are the only ones that have to hold back. From a biology stand point when a girl gets pregnant it's a big deal. When I guy gets a girl pregnant like in the wild, is not a big deal. That's why in nature, the girl has to select.
Because you guys have a abundant amount to spread and girls only have one egg.
That's why girls look for a guy that's confident, good genetics, characteristics of a leader.
Unless you are drunk and wants to get laid.
That's true.
See back in the day, we are wired in a certain way but we still have the same body in the new world but we got all the other shit going on. I know I'm getting intellectual. I know huh? I am like sexy and smart at the same time.
Chill out.
Let me guess, are you a nurse?
I am an ortho tech.
My best friend dated a guy who is a ortho resident.
What is his name?
Alex.
I think I know him, is he at UCSD?
Yeah.
It's a small world, is that where you work?

No
You have really big eyes for an Asian.
I think they are small. If I go like this...you're lips are really red, it's like...
Like an apple that you wanna bit?
You are cocky.
I was thinking more like... some apples are green.
If I was a guy, and I saw my lips, I would want a red apple.
Wow you are really close to my face, what are you trying to do?
What do you do?
I don't even like girls.
Yeah you do, well tonight you do.
I am saving to marriage.
Bullshit, not tonight... hehe
I don't even wanna kiss you, I just wanna rub my nose on your nose.
Really
Oh shit, I tricked you, Hahah I kissed you.
What do you do?
I work at In-and-out. I smash the potatoes, that's how I get my arms. Well since I know so much about the medical industry, you probably have an idea.
Medical industry. Heart implant? That's boring.... Im just kidding. So what do you do?
My necklace, this is for work. I save hearts, I fix hearts.
Did they give that to you; are you like employee of the month?
Yep, out of 6000 ppl
I like your hip to waist ratio.
I have a short torso

That's good, that means you have long legs right?
I guess for my body yeah, I guess. Wait, is somebody is thinking about you because of your necklace.
It's the key to your heart.
No its not. Crack my back
Turn around.
No
I know what am doing, turn around.
No, its embarrassing.
Blah blah blah, (got tired of captioning)

[You suck and have no life 203]

Took a lot of reading to become awesome.

[You suck and have no life 203]

2011 Pick Up Artist Summit in Hollywood this Weekend, will update with tons of pics.

http://www.puasummit.com/

[You suck and have no life 203]

[James Tyrgglidaar Quall 69 0]

nice to see you finally found some gents to mount you.

I ALSO READ BOOKS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND ALSO GET A GIRLFRIEND CAUSE I CANT FIGURE IT OUT ON MY OWNNN DURGGGGg

ahahhaah you literally buy XXX-4-Dummies books for adults.

Yeah, these chicks would totally be into me if they knew i was this cool dude that wore secret recording devices and went around Picking Up Babes so i could talk and educate and learn onliine with a bunch of other dudes

also despite my college degree im missing hte inherent homosexuallity in this

yeah, ive wealthy,good looking, can talk to anyone i want, and im a sweet and smart person if you get to know me. but in the meantime, im gonna go make fun of some kids at the park (this is what you, but the park is the internet and youre a gay guy)

Look, motherfucker pussybitch, how many people do you know that have picked FIVE(5) Hobbies that they are proficient-extrasatisfactory in at least 4(four) of those Five(five)?? I got good at what i do by consistency;. this puts me in the top 70th percentile of regular people

so glad i came back here to see what a horrible trainwreck of meglomania and grandioseness you still are. i hope you continue to get rich make money bang broads and then die the empty shell of a life you are already living without ever coming to the realization that you are no different from anyone else ahahahha

So like, bro, get this, Im confident in who I am. AND I talk to girls. gotta tell the boys back on the ol 'net bout this

seriously, what is with the pictures of those two dudes with that homo?

ahahah youve literallty spent hundreds if not thousands on figure out how to pick up girls

[You suck and have no life 203]

Thanks James. I am glad you aspire to be like me.

[James Tyrgglidaar Quall 69 0]

im glad youre disillusioned and deluded and taken in by the worlds biggest scam

you have a lisp btw

[You suck and have no life 203]

Reading a few books and then getting laid. Seems like profit to me. My voice is pretty sexy, I am glad you like it.

[James Tyrgglidaar Quall 69 0]

In order to get laid, I had to read books first. This is because I don't have any inherent machismo or testosterone in me and literally couldn't act like a normal human being without guidance. And I'm still learning at the age of like 35 or something.

rolling with the punches. classic. These young teen gamers are gonna eat that up. You impress everyone so much. ahahahahah

HEL YEAH IM A MAN! I FUCK BITCHES! I HAVE MONEY! I DONT GIVE A SHIT! THIS ISNT OBVIOUS DESPERATION FOR THE ATTENTION MY PARENTS DIDNT GIVE ME!

you just look so happy to be touched and touch those 2 dudes you big gay homosexual

i mean, your conquests to pick up chicks isnt even really for your own pleasure, you have to prove to random dudes on the internet that you are cool and normal and can pick up chicks but by doing so you are actually not normal, you are weird, you are a weird dude who has a weird fetish for fucking chicks for other dudes to live vicariously through you because you dont really enjoy your own life because you arent any different from anyone else.

[Victoreem the V of doom 30]

While getting laid on a regular (constant?) basis is great, good stuff, it does seem like your reaching for attention when you gloat about it here, good or bad. Unless this is some exceptional trolling.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Hey man, when you are busy playing team fortress and learning engineering, you don't have time for girls. Better late than never!

[James Tyrgglidaar Quall 69 0]

i read some article about some crazy woman who had a blog or somethign and it really reminds me of You suck. Granted there are major differences, but the idea is the same, just replace some words with "engineer" and "weightlifting" and "picking up chicks regularly"

"I HAVE A MASTER'S IN JOURNALISM!"

This is the house-proud "I drive a Dodge Stratus!" plea of those going nowhere and desperate to keep you unaware of it. Amy has to keep flinging names and titles at you, because they help to obscure the quotidian failure underneath. This is why she mentions growing up in Acton instead of Natick, because, as commenter eochu wisely pointed out:

Anyone who isn't native just sees a bunch of people who look alike, bend the English language in the same way, and act like jerks. A Masshole is a Masshole, whether it spent its childhood shoveling expensive-pony shit or playing stickball in the warehouse district.

Amy has to mention that she grew up in Acton and rode horses for 20 years, because that draws attention to her possibly being special, the scion of some Brahmin clan, and away from the fact that she probably lives in some craphole downtown flat and is manifestly fucking insane.

Similarly, Amy needs to tell you that she has a Master's in journalism, because otherwise all anyone will notice is that she's an unpaid blogger selling product to you and free promotion to publishing houses, badly. Pick absolutely any archived month on

her navigationally poor "serious" blog, and you will find book meme after book meme and the same types of reviews. She invariably has little more to offer than a chunk of text about the size of two paragraphs mashed together. Posts feature clumsy grammar and usage errors. Facts provided are not necessarily factual. What is there fact-wise looks like it was cribbed from a Wikipedia article or an editorial review on Amazon.com in the same way that kids in elementary school will do a report on something by rewriting an encyclopedia entry sentence by sentence. Most of these could have been stolen from Amazon reviews and copied-and-pasted.

http://www.mrdestructo.com/2010/02/amy-steele-revisited-handy-jaunt.html

the best part about all this PUA advice shit is any dope off the street could and probably has fucked those chicks. way to be number 120 for that chick buddy.

and even if you were the first or the chick isnt a slut or isnt drunk or whatever, it doesnt make any of this impressive in the slightest.

[You suck and have no life 203]

You know James. Sex isnt even that great, I don't even like girls. I really just do it to make you mad. Thatts the best feeling of all. Its like when I pwn you in TF2, and then you see another video of me hooking up with a hot chick. Its like double zinger.

[James Tyrgglidaar Quall 69 0]

actually sex rules and it feels fabulous and it really helps you connect with your SO on a primal and biological level. ive never even once played team fortress 2, it looks like a cartoon and cartoon are for children.

[You suck and have no life 203]

1. Met at friends party.
2. Isolation in couch.
3. Suggested food at Denny's and bounced.
4. While at Denny's, built rapport by talking about childhood
5. Bounced again when we left, she thought I was driving her back. I said I wanted to show her my fish tank and that I had to pee really quick. Denny's was really close to my house.
6. Resistance in the bedroom.
7. Gave a massage and escalated from there. Once the massage went down, it was a sure thing. The oil was an excuse to remove clothing.

Just joking around on the way back.

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[You suck and have no life 203]

Thought I would post my adventures at BLIZZCON.

Panel Discussions

Entrance to Anaheim Convention Center

Starcraft Competitions 1v1

WoW Panda test play

How many fucking plastic ears do we need in this place?

Must be some WoW hero I dont know about.

This chick is dating the Blizzard lead artist.... suprisingly, most blizzard employees got mad game. Saw another guy pull a girl from the convention to the hotel.

Some Curse employee's girlfriend.

Tyrael!!!!

Ewww, just ruined the character...

Hanging out with some Blizzard and Riot Games employees.

Video games and pickup FTW hehehe...

Razer guy and Athenewins, the best paladin in the world. Lmao.

This chick apparently has an orange mustache.

Not sure why Cory William's girlfriend (youtube smpfilms) is trying to stroke my chin

Blizzard artist freestyle sketching a Thrall (edit: I guess its not a thrall!)

Conan the Asian Barbarian

Apparently Russian chicks also love cosplay

http://www.youtube.com/squattincassanova written on the signature board.

WoW Character

Kerrigan Statue!

Diablo 3 test play

Somebody actually made a 80 pound marine suit!

Glenn Rane starting a Diablo drawing using photoshop

Halfway through. Hes got pretty amazing skills.

LOL at smpfilms

Backstage with the costume contest participants.

I see London, I see France... I see your....

Okay, here is the scoop. Blizzcon was fun. But the guy to girl ratio was like 5 to 1. And most of the chicks are fat, ugly, had yellow teeth and bad posture. BUT. There are the occasional super hot chicks. They unfortunately composed of the following:

1. Chicks representing vendors / companies / hired guns.

2. Chicks who who do 6 months of cardio to look sexy for their cosplay costume.

3. The Mexican chicks working the icecream booths lol.

4. Girlfriends of Blizzard and other video game employees.

I wore my fancy pants and going out shoes. My fucking god they hurt like a bitch. But the typical dude at Blizzcon are the epitome of never getting laid. Its like one look and the girls would put them in a category of AFC.

One of my friend is a Blizzard Employee, who actually hooked me up with a ticket. But the thing is, they have a HUGE social status advantage at Blizzcon. It is ridiculous how much social proof they get. Keep in mind, a lot of guys who work at Blizzard are successful young guys in their 20s and 30's who also are actually quite decent at game (the pickup kind). I went to dinner with one that actually brought a girl back.

Okay, nobody cares about that, we just wanna see pictures right? LOL

Caught this girl taking notes and asking ppl questions on the cosplay effects in different cultures. Pretty easy to banter with.

Then I stumble across this girl who is a hired gun at the Razer booth. LOL this girl was so hooked, she ignored the other customers and talked to me for 30 minutes. Then later that day, I went to the Steelseries booth and bought their Sensai mouse. I'm such a traitor lol! Anyways, it turns out she lives out near San Diego so I am going to try and Day 2 her later. I told her there was a party that night at the Hiltons and that she should come and I asked her whats a good way to get a hold of her. She gives me her business card. I give her a weird look. And I am like "so yeah... you want me a to fax you later?" in a smirk manner. I do a body rock and go, here, just give me your number. I look for a pen to write it down and she just tells me to put it in the phone. I tried to find her in the party later but she had to stay with her Razer crew to film some stupid Starcraft match the guy was MMA? Fuck you Starcraft you fucking cock blocked me!!!

The rest of the night was pretty gay. Fucking hotel was filled with Blizzard employees gaming the rest of the girls. Can't really do much against crazy social status and social proof there. But still the girls ratio was so crap that even if they weren't there, it still would have been a crappy night.

[Bombz 31]

5:1 Guy to girl ratio.

Problem?

Just pick up guys, of course.

[You suck and have no life 203]

cool story bro.

[You suck and have no life 203]

SNL With Brazilian Milf

I talked to all my wings, apparently everyone was going to a house party. I was dreading tonight because I was by myself. After I trained my friend at SD, I was there there and I was hungry. I can already feel that solo feeling when I was looking for a place to eat. This was 7 oclock. I took a nap in my car for a while. I texted some of the girls I number closed. They were all out and about in the block party in downtown.

The last set was the one I hooked and pulled an SNL. It was a 3 set. I opened one that looks like shes Russian but it turns out shes Brazilian. She has a bar waitress dress and I opened by asking what she was supposed to look. I was surprised she was so white for a Brazilian. I noticed she had a vampire bit, and I was like wow that is so real. At first I thought she had a drug addiction and that she had injection holes on her neck. She tells me that’s a vampire bite. I am like OH that explains why you are so white for a Brazilian, you got bit by a vampire. I tell her, “do you know what it is about Brazilian girls?” She’s like what. She expects something sexual I bet, but I complement and say that a lot of Brazilians are very smart. I met one on an airplane that was a doctor. Her other two friends one was Mexican the other was Filipino. The Mexican was wild dancing with all the guys and being freaky, the Filipino girl was just standing there. She tells me to come with her and I follow. Basically we got to the outside dance area and started dancing. We kissed and she was really into kissing. As we are dancing, I put my hand on her ass but she was really against it. She wasn’t mad but kept talking to me like a teacher and be like no hands on the ass. I respect that but sometimes I forget and I put it back on there but she knew it was unintentional. As we were making out, I notice the wedding ring. I am like are you married? Shes like yes. She tells me her husband was never around and that they see each other maybe three times a year. I tell her that my ex gf was far away and I never really got to see her. But after, I never mention her husband again and go with the flow. I noticed that she really loved smelling me, it was that new cologne Aventus that I got. She literally told me it was my smell that she was attracted to me in the first place. I was nice to her friends and they were cool. What was funny was that another pirate dressed guy was getting at it with the Mexican. He was throwing himself at her and she started pushing him away, and eventually she got mad. The Brazilian jumps in to cock block him. I just stood there watching, I wasn’t sure what the fuck I should have done. Should I have gone in? and blow the guy out? I made sure I wasn’t leaning in too much or pulling. Learned from last night. I kinda always backed out of the kiss first, and she was pretty into me. I rarely see girls that invest into me physically that I wasn’t really even chasing. The place closed early. It closed only at 12 am. And the night was still young. I basically brought them to the Burger Lounge. I asked her if she wants to hang out later and she said yes. I am thinking logistically. I tell them I am walking them to my car and that I will drop them off at the Horton where they parked. They fucking walked like 12 blocks on high heels in the cold with me lol. I was wearing short shorts too, whatevers they can suck it up haha. I take them to their parking lot and the entrance says flat 20 fee, I am like fuck, so I manage a uturn inside the little turn in corner lol. She tells me to follow them. I told her to give me her address, she says no. I am like fuck, surely I am going to get lost in the downtown traffic. I am like whatevers, so I park there waiting for them to come out. They saw me, honked and I followed. I drove to near the border where they lived. It was 20 minutes. The house was nice. Her husband must have a decent job. We got in and just chilled. She made us a margarita drink. The 4 of us just talked. The thing with foreign girls is some of the phrases they just don’t get. She talks about how she likes hairless men and keeps tickling me. I say I am not her toy and she gets upset. Shes like “ what do you mean toy? I didn’t say you were my toy.. blah blah”. I am like, that’s not that it means, I am teasing her. I dunno how to fucking reframe a girl whos only been in the US for 3 years. I just apologize lol and then I play safe game. It was light hearted banter and I didn’t do anything risky and waited till the other two went to sleep. One was her roommate and the other one was crashing there I guess. On the couch we talked, and she was lying on top of me. The other two had more of a mini talk while the Brazilian was on me. It was getting late and the other two went up. She asked me if I wanted to stay the night and it was pretty much guaranteed lay. We go up stairs and she has this bed with a net and everything. As soon as I was ready, I jumped into bed. She was still out and about in the bathroom. I am not sure if this was a good idea but it didn’t really matter. She later came to bed and escalated. At this point, I have enough lays that I know how to escalate in bed. She got on top and I got super excited she told me to slow down. I comply for a bit and let her do her teasing bullshit, I was like, I better make a move before its just hours of teasing and nothing. So I let her do her thing for like 10 minutes then I basically grabbed her and flipped her over and got on top and that was all it took. In the morning, it sounded like she didn’t want me to leave. I said I should go multiple times but she kinda locked her legs on top me. I layed there for a bit so she get some comfort out of that. Sucks she was married, she clearly wasn’t happy and I dunno whos fault it is. I know what it feels like to be cheated in long distance. I saw it from the man’s (my) perspective. Now I see it from the woman’s perspective. It was an interesting experience. What I did was probably not right, but I am pretty sure I am not the first guy she’s cheated with, and if it wasn’t me, It would have been some other guy. Some things are bound to not work out.

The thing I did right was that, I wasn’t cocky funny. I adapted to the situation. I made friends with the target and they were cool with me. They didn’t cock block me at all.

[Bombz 31]

You should have left the recording device somewhere during your session. "Girl: Oh my god it's so small" *silence* "Sucky: Don't worry, it gets a lot bigger once I get excited." "Girl: No thanks... you should leave now"