Emma 1,798 #26 Posted July 11, 2014 I don't even know which is the story and which is conversation anymore, it was going so well. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ultr@BUNNY 8,565 #27 Posted July 11, 2014 Once upon a time, there was a king called bob and no one liked him, he was banned from lotus, but instead of going to the stripclub we agreed to, pleasure ourselves until we slept, however, Sooky saw from afar, whilst he was masturbating violently and eating lots of custard, his dick was dripping custard... my sentence didn't warrant that! I think it was implied...nothing else to go off, except the needle in your Ruby, who deleted drama posts, "I swore it was hidden" said luop, out of context. Hey it was 5 words! Is it all ogre now? Shrek is love, shrek is "No! No!" said the troll. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BloodRedWidow 3,508 #28 Posted July 11, 2014 The other old thread died like this too. Lotus derails itself. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Domino 3,168 #29 Posted July 11, 2014 The other old thread died like this too. Lotus derails itself. Derailed.. got shot, kicked in the face and set on fire. The the ashes were stamped on until rain washed it away. Fuck guys you had ONE job. New Story: Fever had always liked taking.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rougepanda 1,550 #30 Posted July 11, 2014 a huge, colossal, gigantic, amazing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fever 9,884 #31 Posted July 11, 2014 dickhead. He wore womens underwear (LOL, I misread so it makes no sense...continuing) and talkative crab called Brian Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Suspicious Turtle 887 #32 Posted July 11, 2014 (edited) However Brian had a strange Edited July 11, 2014 by Suspicious Turtle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luop90 4,400 #33 Posted July 11, 2014 felt when it seduced his Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fever 9,884 #34 Posted July 11, 2014 [i think I broke it....that ain't my five words lol] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Domino 3,168 #35 Posted July 11, 2014 For fucks sake simon! Oh used full name I'm in trouble. Start over! Fever had always like taking.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eraa 1,074 #36 Posted July 11, 2014 very sweet innocent boy's and ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma 1,798 #37 Posted July 11, 2014 very sweet innocent boy's and ... hiding them in his shed... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Domino 3,168 #38 Posted July 11, 2014 This went from retarded, to fuck up, to pedophilia... I give in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ultr@BUNNY 8,565 #39 Posted July 12, 2014 This went from retarded, to fuck up, to pedophilia... I give in. Well...at least you tried... 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites