I don't know how to play this game.

[D-Bee 3,448]

  How do you buy new guns? When I try to play this game I'm always armed with a wet noodle and a squirt gun which makes it difficult to win against someone carrying a machine gun with a scope.

I can buy guns now, but I'm still really bad at this game. Good times.

[koKo_ 350]

Step 1: save money up

Step 2: buy most expensive machine gun (fuck armor who needs that shit) :>

Step 3: hold down W

Step 4: hold down M1

Step 5: get kicked for being a noob

Repeat until you topscore

[D-Bee 3,448]

Are Terrorists not allowed to wear armor?

[koKo_ 350]

No they are. O.o

[No longer a Sexy King:^) 5,592]

Are Terrorists not allowed to wear armor?

 

Murica supplies.

[Domino 3,168]

Press B, Click Face. 

[fever 9,884]

Are Terrorists not allowed to wear armor?

 

lol

 

Don't let those government facists tell you you can't buy a defuse kit either xD

[D-Bee 3,448]

"I've got my pajamas on, a wet noodle, a squirt gun, and I'm ready to terrorize somebody in the face." - Worst CS player ever aka The DB

[fever 9,884]

I have found out this past week of playing cs that I have a tendency to willingly jump to my death when on low hp and the pressure is on.  Fuck 'em

[koKo_ 350]

If you hold shift while pressing the power button on your computer you get an RPG and a health kit. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise :3

[D-Bee 3,448]

If you hold shift while pressing the power button on your computer you get an RPG and a health kit. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise :3

 

I tried that and it didn't work. Maybe you could do it and then send me a screenshot?

[Se7en 10,762]