Sinophile 41 #1 Posted May 1, 2006 THE CHRONICLES OF THE BATTLE REALMS CD AND ALAN Warning: Contains intimacy and Kung-fu fighting! Chapter one Once upon a time there was a guy called Ben and his friend Alan. One day Ben lent Alan his Battle Realms CD so Alan could play the fantastic game. One day later Ben’s Battle Realms CD was all scratched and Ben couldn't play the game anymore. So Ben rode his shiny red bicycle to Alan's house to discuss the matter. Little did he know, Alan was going to Ben’s house to give Ben the new replacement Battle Realms CD. Then a dog came and ate a sausage. The dog ate the sausage. But the sausage was in fact made of live beef! Note, no cows were hurt during the process of making this sausage. Alan's mother turned Ben away from her house after she told Ben that Alan had set out to find him. Whilst Ben was un-stationating his lustrous red perambulator, a polisi car came. Ben, in his haste has forgotten to wear his sun-protection hat! So he jumped behind a short brick wall. This was short in terms of high, not length. In the end, he avoided a whopping great fine, but it was not without consequence. Ben had severely scraped his leg when he jumped over te wall, and he needed immediate medical attention! Alan was friendly welcomed into Ben’s household by Ben’s mother and sister. He was given ice cream and chocolates, not to mention a few chickens that were legally stolen from the prison next door. After Alan found out that Ben had already left, he did the same and chunged (rode his bicycle) down the street. He then noticed a drunken Chinese guy on the street! The man cried out to Alan and asked for him to "help check my groves'. Ben lay on the dirty pavement, angered by his sudden loss of guile. He saw a Vietnamese boy on his bicycle, chunging down the street. Ben decided to unleash his anger upon his unlucky sinophile, and shouted a few stupid words! Ben snapped out of his own sphere of wrath and knew his squalor of fallacy. The Vietnamese boy was in fact Alan, and he was almost going to ngiang (run over) Ben! Alan, in impromptu, swerved to avoid Ben and totally ignored Ben’s comments. Alan pedalled faster down the street. Phi Thi Yen Phan, Alan's girlfriend, was on the street, and waved to Alan. "Hey maaaaaan! I love you! Have you seen ****cheese?" Phi rudely shouted. Alan replied "I love you too! And no, I haven't seen Karl around. Stop calling him ****cheese!" "Ok then! Byebye ****cheese!" Then Alan bypassed Phi Thi Yen Phan nd ignored the strange, strange comments from his girlfriend. Ben quickly forgot his plight when he saw his girlfriend. This triggered an impromptu sequence of shouts for help, as his girlfriend was a very pretty girl. "Hey babe! Can you come and help me?" Ben politely shouted. "Oh my god! Ben, what happened to you!?!?!?!" Shirley Lam, Who was Ben’s girlfriend, exclaimed. Soon after that, Shirley Lam quickly ran towards the vicinity of Ben. (By vincinity, I mean a 50cm/20 inch radius) Ben said "I hurt my leg when I was trying to evade the cops. Could you give me some medical attention?" "Sure! Ill fix you right up" Said Shirley Lam. And then Shirley Lam fixed Ben up. Ben felt like a very lucky man, and after saying his farewells, continued on his quest to find Alan. After having a short break, Alan realised the drunken Chinese guy was Ben, so he went back to the Ben and said "Hey Ben, Im sorry that I destroyed your original Battle Realms CD, heres another one!" Ben quickly replied "Don't you know that my save games were on that CD? I was about to destroy the damn necromancer! ME KILL YOU LONG TIME!!" And then a fight quickly followed. Ben Wong threw a combination of a lotus and stab kick! Alan tried grabbing it, but hurt his hand instead. To take advantage of the recovery of Alan, he threw a haymaker, one of the most strongest punches, at Alan! Remebering his previous Viet Quin Dao experience, Alan quickly sidestepped the vicous attack, and whislt Ben was in recoil, reverse-roundhouse kicked Ben's thigh! As Ben knew that Alan would easily kick him in the gentials, he has raised his knee up to absorb the attack. Ben quickly faked stab kicked and used the momentum to swing a HUGE haymaker at Alan neck! The hit... The hit... TO BE CONTINUED... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dragonsoul 3 #2 Posted May 1, 2006 OH....MY.......GOD....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndominusRex 13 #3 Posted May 1, 2006 HAhaha.. I keep laughing in my classroom reading this one... Is that guy name Benjamin? Jusking kidding.. If he is Benjamin, we are probably the same.. hehehe Post the continue now hehe.. I want to read more lolz.. hehehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinophile 41 #4 Posted May 2, 2006 Hey, someone actually read it! This is actually based on a true story... The guy is called Ben Wong. Me and Alan go out to eat Pho all the time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cptheslayer 2 #5 Posted May 2, 2006 i like the lotus combination. I thought Ben was going to use serpent smoke to blind Alan and then mug the BR cd. Then paralyses Alan with his bandit's little crossbow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinophile 41 #6 Posted May 2, 2006 Lol, I was talking about the Martial art move, not the game! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndominusRex 13 #7 Posted May 2, 2006 Hey, someone actually read it! This is actually based on a true story... The guy is called Ben Wong. Me and Alan go out to eat Pho all the time. 7609[/snapback] Where do you eat Pho? Are you a vietnamese? Ben Wong is a veitnamese? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
[LOT]Eclipse 0 #8 Posted May 3, 2006 wat the name in hell is this omg wat a waste of time. there are ppl in the world starving and are in need of help and u waste ur time on this??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????..................( a lot more question marks) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndominusRex 13 #9 Posted May 3, 2006 wat the name in hell is this omg wat a waste of time. there are ppl in the world starving and are in need of help and u waste ur time on this??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????..................( a lot more question marks) 7630[/snapback] So how many questions mark are there all in all? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darky 1 #10 Posted May 3, 2006 no comment on this events,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,............................................................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aramid #11 Posted May 3, 2006 Nice action story with battle realms inspired events. A little bit funny and clumsy... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinophile 41 #12 Posted May 3, 2006 wat the name in hell is this omg wat a waste of time. there are ppl in the world starving and are in need of help and u waste ur time on this?( a lot more question marks) 7630[/snapback] And what might you be doing on the computer whilst these people are starving? Also, don't put so many question marks on the end of your post. Makes people have to scroll right to see the message. Time shouldn't be wasted! Why don't we go and save the Africans! Yeah! Lets go give them Pho! Yeah! In the story, Ben is Three-quarters Vietnamese and a quarter Chinese (Father's side). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndominusRex 13 #13 Posted May 3, 2006 Where are you guys from Futsalfred? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinophile 41 #14 Posted May 4, 2006 Sydney Australia... The South-west LEBO slums. Its is full of LEbs, which are Lebanese and without them the place wouldn't be a slum. End. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Izaak 3 #15 Posted May 4, 2006 Why was this...even posted? -Izaak, Lord of the Lotus Clan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndominusRex 13 #16 Posted May 4, 2006 So when to continuation posted here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinophile 41 #17 Posted May 5, 2006 The continuation will come when I finish the next chapter. Everyday I write another paragraph. Though it does not seem very hard to write, it is! It's based on what happens each day! Except the fight, that is. Ben and Alan were just sparring. @ Izaak and everyone else that asks this question, the title <i>does</I> say its not worth reading. End. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndominusRex 13 #18 Posted May 5, 2006 Did Ben play it online? He has the same name of mine hehe.. If he is, i think he is the wongahngau guy.. also he say that he's from australia.. and the ben you're talking about is in australia too.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinophile 41 #19 Posted May 6, 2006 Nope, he don't play online, hes actually quit it, plays World of Warcraft, the super addictive game! But my last name is Wong as well (Not related), and I play as 'Alfredwong' in gamespy, maybe it could be me? I am also the leader of the [NOOB] clan, whose only member is me. Boohoo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndominusRex 13 #20 Posted May 6, 2006 Hehehe.. Only you in NOOB clan? hehehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinophile 41 #21 Posted May 7, 2006 Yeah.. Lol. Wanna join? Oh yeah, this is chapter two of The Chronicles of Alan and the Battle Realms CD. Ive been working on Chapter three, which is longer. Chapter 2 The hit connected with a tree! Ashamed of his own blindness, Ben Wong ceased the battle and made the Nerds FC sign, the ultimate sign of ceasebattle. Alan, also realising his folly, mirrored Bens move. To retain their honour, they vowed never to fight agian and declared brotherhood. Meanwhile, Karl Buchner, the Kung-fu German guy, was hiding in the bushes, recoding the whole fight! Karl quickly fled the vicinity to expose the intelligence to his friends. A hasty explaination of the stupidity was concocted by Ben. "Im sorry I did that, but I can re-do the campaign, thus increasing my skills to defeeat j00!" Alan replied: "Yes, but when I ripped this CD, I included your save state! You lucky boy!" Ben said: "Yay! Im have a happy!" The day ended with the two warriors alliance stronger than ever. Read, Chapter Three: The girl's point of view, in Battlerealms.us forums NOW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinophile 41 #22 Posted May 7, 2006 HELLOOOOO~ well yehss peeps... Im Shirley Lam... boyfriend of Ben... I MEAN GIRLFRIEND! GIRLFRIEND!!! Today was boring ass at school.. stupid history assignment.. No-one was even bothered to do it coz we all were on net.. Supposed to research 'Eight-hour day' $&*#, hahahha.. lame SUSHI* WAS ON lammo**....n yehhss.. after first periOd.. we had PE for second.. we play EUROHANDBALL! It was funn! well kinda.. in a way... xD haha pe is mad.. i LOVE PE ... =D n yehss... after pe was recess... it was boring and i was VERY hungry.. i forgot my wallet at home.. >.< was soo hungryyyy... T-T .. but yeh i managed some how.. hhaha.. then yeh.. afterwards we had music .. we had pur presentation day of our assigment.. goddam.. such rude people in class.. full laugh and tork when me Kathrine and Kim were doin our presentation hahah during ym part of teh speech i stopped adn said will u please shut up.. >< omgg.. teh teacher was like oh my gosh.. lol >.< dam! then yeh after wards we had ART!! I FKIN LOVE ART!! =D hahaha.. n yehhss... we were still doing our drawings on the cemetary.. kinda psis off actually =P but yehhs.. then we had lunch and lunches on mondays mean.......... ANIME CLUB!! =DDDD we were watching vampire hunter.. its so violent.. but funnyy.. in kool... and like yehh... after woulds we had geography.. it was lame.. thats all i can say.. haha after went on bus went home.. took a shower and wrote this and now im bored and im gone.. =D byee!!! **END SCAN TEXT DOCUMENT** *Sushi= Suzie Tran, Shirley's best female friend. ** I don't know what 'Lammo' is... Ask Shirley! not me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndominusRex 13 #23 Posted May 7, 2006 (edited) What is it in your signature? So I think you are a girl.. About Shirly, I miss read. I thought it was you. Edited May 8, 2006 by BenEducationNotice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinophile 41 #24 Posted May 8, 2006 I have gender issues. Also, don't be ashamed to say that you mistake me for Shirley. People do that all the time! lol. Please don;t delete me Lord Zymeth for posting sexually suggestive comments! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IndominusRex 13 #25 Posted May 9, 2006 No, I am really thought you was shirly.. Because I read the first part and I thought shirly is you.. hehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
