Why The Stats Are Bs....

[You suck and have no life 203]

the ig nobel is a PARODY award. they're making fun of the guy

i'd like to say, however, that i do agree with you though. i do think stats work and by that measure you're a better tf2 player than me. but it seems to me your attitude is, well, basically what your name says. it seems you consider yourself a one man team and everyone else needs to just stay out of your way. the idea here is not who has the best reaction times and aiming skills, but also who can work together. i might be wrong (after all i've hardly ever played with you), but that's the impression i get

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Then you dont know enough about me. I switch classes depending on the teams needs. Because I am smart enough to know that by improving the team, my own score improves. Its the stupid stubborn people who stick to bad classes that are poor team players. They ignore the needs of the team, and simply play what the hell they want. Their typical excuse for sucking and a low score is "i just joined", or "I have a life". No, your score sucks not because you just joined, or because you have a life, its because you are a moron.

When nobody plays medic, I play medic. When playing defense, I play demoman. When playing offense on dustbowl level 3, where rockets effect at taking down sentries from the apartments, I play soldier. I dont mind when someone doesnt know what they are doing but actually listens to advice. What I hate are retarded people who suck at the game suffering from Dunning-Kruger_effect never listens and continues to suck.

There are always more stupid people than smart people. Half the population doesnt even go to college. And the 80% that do go to college get some bull shlt degree like art, basket weaving, or psychology. Thats why when someone smart likes to argue and correct others, its 1 vs many, and he sounds like an asshole because hes getting singled out.

[Honky Doomsday 0]

tl:dr

but heres a cookie.

[You suck and have no life 203]

tl:dr

but heres a cookie.

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i actually had to urbandictionary that one

[Doxt 1]

tl:dr

but heres a cookie.

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yup

concise or bust

[Pavement 0]

tl;dr version:

Stats are fine.

[Nket 16]

I use my stats for the sole purpose of having a bigger e-wiener than camail, even when i havnt played for a week

[Camail 1]

Your e-penis is not only smaller, but in direct correlation to your RL penis. All hail my penis, which many o' people have mistook for a hose!

[DarkClaw 0]

Holy shit can we all just shut the fuck up please? This thread is starting to annoy me.

BOTTOM LINE: STATS AREN'T PERFECT, BUT CAN PROVE PLAYER SKILLS TO A POINT.

YouSuckAndHaveNoLife... you are the most annoying bugger that I've ever had the unpleasure of meeting. :angry:

Yes, I have a shitty rank. I know that. (Although Camail had to come in and rub salt in the wound by telling everyone ). Of course, with my very limited hours of play and crazy amounts of Pyros running around, it doesn't help much. But it doesn't matter to me anymore. The more I think about it, the more I stress out on wanting to be on top. And then I do worst. So I try (Keyword "try"... sometimes I freak out at my low stats ) not to think about them. I know I'm doing what I can to help my team, if I'm doing a shitty job or not. And I'm a head focused guy if most have you have noticed. I'll continue what I want to do until the time I get it done, which usually results in my dying over and over again while I try to get past the enemy traps to the CP .

So in essence, stats don't matter. It's just for fun. Just like the game. Sure, if you win you get glory and stuff, but then you have to uphold that glory afterwards... something I've experienced in real life that I don't feel like experiencing again (Although it'll probably happen again sometime in my life).

If your arguing using 10 posts about how important stats are... you are way too serious. I need to cut the seriousness on my part as well, I fought back numerous times... which I obviously didn't need to since YouSuck seems oblivious to what I'm saying.

And you don't need to get all scientific in our faces BTW YouSuck... Just makes it harder to understand your point.

And sorry Camail... I don't see why any girl would like a dick that long. It's more like a rotisserie (without the fire of course) than sex. I feel sorry for the sexy gal that has to shove that all in. Of course, I'm going to get a sexier one than you

[Tay 0]

8========D

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PENIS!

I use my stats for the sole purpose of having a bigger e-wiener than camail, even when i havnt played for a week

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I find if I start caring about my stats too much, it's less fun to play. And as long as my rank is higher than my husband's, I'm happy.

[Camail 1]

Your a demo and your husband is the engi, talk about role reversal, is he a the bitch....wait....every man is the bitch in a marriage...

[Pavement 0]

amen brotha

[You suck and have no life 203]

dude camail is 16, his dick isnt even fully grown yet. I would say 5 inches MAX

[DarkClaw 0]

Stop dissing other's dicks YouSuckAndHaveNoLife. I bet your just jealous because your is less than an inch long XD I feel so sorry for you XD

[You suck and have no life 203]

Thats obviously not possible. My dick is genetically similar to my dads. If my dads were 1 inch long, he would not have been able to penetrate my mother, and I would not have been born.

[DarkClaw 0]

There are other methods you know, such as taking sperm from fater and egg from mother and joining them in a small platter in a laboratory and then inserting it in the mother. This is probably what happened to you XD

Many people who can't have kids because they can't have sex normally have kids this way.

BTW, we're very much off topic aren't we?

[You suck and have no life 203]

There are other methods you know, such as taking sperm from fater and egg from mother and joining them in a small platter in a laboratory and then inserting it in the mother. This is probably what happened to you XD

Many people who can't have kids because they can't have sex normally have kids this way.

BTW, we're very much off topic aren't we?

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I was born in China in 1983, I doubt they had in-vitro fertilization back then. And even if it was possible, my mother would have probably picked some top notch sperm.

[DarkClaw 0]

I'm quite sure there's the possibility they had that in China. I mean, the first person to use in-vitro fertilisation was Dr. Min Chueh Chang, a chinese scientist, about 24 years before you were born.

I also noticed you changed your avatar from a pic of you in boxers to a smiley face. Probably don't want all the girls on this forum to see that your dick is no longer than a baby's little pinky XD

[Honky Doomsday 0]

[DarkClaw 0]

In that picture, I'm winning

[Camail 1]

Mana lock this thread, its a classic fight between jocky asscunt and insecure quiet guy.

[Mana 3,867]

Mana lock this thread, its a classic fight between jocky asscunt and insecure quiet guy.

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It's semi entertaining. Going in a circle getting nowhere. I'm sure Google appreciates all the keywords in this thread.

With that being said, I do not appreciate the direction this thread is going. So tone it down a bit.

If you must insist on getting nowhere thanks to conflicting ideas... Use the Private Messaging feature, I FIXED IT FOR A REASON.

[Novas 0]

There is many stereotypes and irony in this thread.

[Tay 0]

There is many stereotypes and irony in this thread.

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There are no girls on the Internet!

[Camail 1]

Thanks for causing half the internet to explode, now you can only use the letter Z once every sentance.

[You suck and have no life 203]

I have never seen a hot girl on tf2. They look alright in the 10x10 pixel avatar in the game, but then you go to their steamid and you are horribly disappointed. No offense to you Tay, ill give you the benefit of the doubt that you are super hot since I dont know what you look like.