Asians Got Hops!

[dubey 1]

I didnt want to bring a camera into the gym and look like a douche bag.

Too late.

Luckily you can jump real high, you're looks certainly won't get you anywhere. I'd recommend a different angle though if you ever feel the need to post another picture of yourself on the internet. Overhead perhaps? You'll definitely want to keep the hat on.

[Nket 16]

yousuck, you sure have a fan club dude.

[pjskillet 0]

I'm going to bet that I'm about your height if not a little shorter, and I can jump and hit my head on the ceiling too. Only I'm Egyptian. When's the last time any of you people seen an Egyptian jump?

so your black? Ive seen a million black ppl jump.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Even though you dominated me on dustbowl, you didnt have to call me a newb.

Nah, you are a newb. Who needs looks when you have a 26 inch vertical? I told my gf the first time we met I had a 26 inch vertical and she took off my pants asap. Pic below.

just fuking with you

And for my job, I put "26 inch vertical" on my resume, and I got hired as a Chemical Engineer the next day.

Umad?

Edited May 6, 2009 by YouSuckAndYouHaveNoLife

[+Henry Spencer 117]

Too late.

Luckily you can jump real high, you're looks certainly won't get you anywhere. I'd recommend a different angle though if you ever feel the need to post another picture of yourself on the internet. Overhead perhaps? You'll definitely want to keep the hat on.

PROTIP: You are getting trolled. Fucking hard, too. Also, how does the saying go... ?

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery?

so your black? Ive seen a million black ppl jump.

Egypt has brown people, not black people.

Nah, you are a newb. Who needs looks when you have a 26 inch vertical? I told my gf the first time we met I had a 26 inch vertical and she took off my pants asap. Pic below.

just fuking with you, this is my real gf

And for my job, I put "26 inch vertical" on my resume, and I got hired as a Chemical Engineer the next day.

Umad?

JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK UGH. What is that thing? I saw your post before you changed the pic, then I came back and it was like getting hit in the nuts with a hammer.

[pjskillet 0]

I guess your boyfriend, i mean girlfriend like small dicks.

[+Henry Spencer 117]

Don't tempt him, he might post a homemade porn video.

[Rydawg 14]

Don't tempt him, he might post a homemade porn video.

he already did. Heard its called Brokeback Mountain

[+Henry Spencer 117]

he already did. Heard its called Brokeback Mountain

Oh my Rydawg, I think you hit the nail on the head. That had both me and my roommate laughing.

[You suck and have no life 203]

All I can say is WOW!

At 5'9, the dudes head is above the rim.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UBkRpMStjM...ec-HM-fresh+div

[Rydawg 14]

LOve the sig gif sucky.

dude ive seen 5' 3" ppl dunk before

[annikinsx 1]

yousuck, you sure have a fan club dude.

meh.

[The Lorax 25]

I was going to comment on how douche-tastic this entire thread has been from beginning to end, but then I decided to go back to NOT GIVING A FUCK!!!!!!

[You suck and have no life 203]

NOT GIVING A FUCK!!!!!! Thats my motto. Its why I am mediocre at everything I do and I'm lovin it. (no law suit from mcdonalds)

[The Lorax 25]

Yep, and that's why I am soon to receive my masters degree with honors, maintaining a 4.0 for four years, while most of that time also maintaining a part time job.

Yea, I don't spend hours in the gym trying to improve my vertical jump height for no reason whatsoever(other than my own overblown ego of course.)

I also don't choose to come to a website filled with a very small number of readers to post narcissistic pictures and videos of myself doing silly and ultimately irrelevant things.

Wait.... God Damn it Henry, now you have me feeding the trolls!!!!! Fuck!

Anyway, I have to get back to my mediocrity.

[+Henry Spencer 117]

Wait, what did I do? O_o

[You suck and have no life 203]

Yep, and that's why I am soon to receive my masters degree with honors, maintaining a 4.0 for four years, while most of that time also maintaining a part time job.

Yea, I don't spend hours in the gym trying to improve my vertical jump height for no reason whatsoever(other than my own overblown ego of course.)

I also don't choose to come to a website filled with a very small number of readers to post narcissistic pictures and videos of myself doing silly and ultimately irrelevant things.

Wait.... God Damn it Henry, now you have me feeding the trolls!!!!! Fuck!

Anyway, I have to get back to my mediocrity.

Well I guess you are just missing out aren't you? In addition to a high vertical jump, I also want to be able to do a muscle up, a handstand walk, a snatch of 225, a one hand pullup, and too much other stuff I cant remember off the top of my head. Building new neuromuscular connections are a lot of fun its like getting a new weapon in TF2 from achievements.