You suck and have no life 203 #1 Posted April 29, 2009 (edited) wtf mana, whats wrong with the youtube function? Edited April 29, 2009 by YouSuckAndYouHaveNoLife Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kellis 0 #2 Posted April 29, 2009 wow, you can jump . 29 sec of my life im not getting back. Where do i get my refund. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LunchBox 10 #3 Posted April 29, 2009 It's proven. Any idiot can upload a video. Looks like you already have a fans. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rydawg 14 #4 Posted April 29, 2009 no craptube @ work so let me assume its a video of you jumping? If this is true, you seriously need to get help cause you think WAY too much of yourself. I have a crazy vertical. Better than urs i bet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kellis 0 #5 Posted April 29, 2009 I'll upload a video of me doing 2 situps next, surely that will be just as awesome. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rydawg 14 #6 Posted April 29, 2009 I'll upload a video of me doing 2 situps next, surely that will be just as awesome. It only works if you have BAMF complex, and its even better when everyone truely knows you like to gargle the balls Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oww My Nose 19 #7 Posted April 29, 2009 wow, you can jump . 29 sec of my life im not getting back. Where do i get my refund. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
You suck and have no life 203 #8 Posted April 29, 2009 wow, you can jump . 29 sec of my life im not getting back. Where do i get my refund. Whats another 29 seconds to 20 years of life wasted? Percentage wise, thats like 0.0000000001%. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Henry Spencer 117 #9 Posted April 29, 2009 When I first saw the thread title, I thought it would be about some awesome home brew you made. Needless to say, I was disappointed. :/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
You suck and have no life 203 #10 Posted April 29, 2009 When I first saw the thread title, I thought it would be about some awesome home brew you made.Needless to say, I was disappointed. :/ Although I can dunk now... barely. I didnt want to bring a camera into the gym and look like a douche bag. This was mainly for a post on bb.com but I posted here anyways. I have only been doing the vertical jump bible for 1 week so nothing to amazing here.... I'm hoping to get a 40 inch vertical by the end of the year. I over exerted myself yesterday, I think I have patellar tendinitis. Might have to take a few weeks off.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Henry Spencer 117 #11 Posted April 29, 2009 It's awesome that you can jump like that, but I like beer more. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kellis 0 #12 Posted April 29, 2009 Although I can dunk now... barely. I didnt want to bring a camera into the gym and look like a douche bag. This was mainly for a post on bb.com but I posted here anyways. I have only been doing the vertical jump bible for 1 week so nothing to amazing here.... I'm hoping to get a 40 inch vertical by the end of the year. I over exerted myself yesterday, I think I have patellar tendinitis. Might have to take a few weeks off.... Instead you filmed yourself smacking your head in the ceiling at home, yeah i can see how that's a lot less douche bag lol . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boywonder03 2 #13 Posted April 29, 2009 It's awesome that you can jump like that, but I like beer more. I second and third this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nket 16 #14 Posted April 29, 2009 yo yousuck, what do you do to get your jumps up, it be squats? cause I am 6'4 and can only tap rim with my middle finger Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
h3gi 5 #15 Posted April 29, 2009 Although I can dunk now... barely. I didnt want to bring a camera into the gym and look like a douche bag. This was mainly for a post on bb.com but I posted here anyways. I have only been doing the vertical jump bible for 1 week so nothing to amazing here.... I'm hoping to get a 40 inch vertical by the end of the year. I over exerted myself yesterday, I think I have patellar tendinitis. Might have to take a few weeks off.... Ouch. Knee is garbage tier when it comes to joints. Best start learning to one-legged hop throughout your day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rydawg 14 #16 Posted April 29, 2009 yo yousuck, what do you do to get your jumps up, it be squats? cause I am 6'4 and can only tap rim with my middle finger same height, 360 1 hand dunks ftw. off the backboard is better. i watched the video. It failed as much as i thought it would Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mana 3,867 #17 Posted April 30, 2009 Looks like you already have a fans. Ahahahahaha. PS: Not watching the video. I liked that comment though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
You suck and have no life 203 #18 Posted April 30, 2009 yo yousuck, what do you do to get your jumps up, it be squats? cause I am 6'4 and can only tap rim with my middle finger Its a function of both raw strength and plyometric training (hops, bounce, elastic training). The routine should be based on whichever you lack. If you are flexible and bouncy, work on squats. If you can squat a lot, but rigid, work on plyometics. If you are equal on both, work out on both. Someone wrote a 200 page book on vertical jump training, you can just skip to the routing section. http://msuathletics.ru/books/bible/vert_jump_bible.pdf Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
friedrice 8 #19 Posted April 30, 2009 wtf mana, whats wrong with the youtube function? I'm going to bet that I'm about your height if not a little shorter, and I can jump and hit my head on the ceiling too. Only I'm Egyptian. When's the last time any of you people seen an Egyptian jump? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boywonder03 2 #20 Posted April 30, 2009 I'm going to bet that I'm about your height if not a little shorter, and I can jump and hit my head on the ceiling too. Only I'm Egyptian. When's the last time any of you people seen an Egyptian jump? When I robbed King Tut Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
You suck and have no life 203 #21 Posted April 30, 2009 I'm going to bet that I'm about your height if not a little shorter, and I can jump and hit my head on the ceiling too. Only I'm Egyptian. When's the last time any of you people seen an Egyptian jump? Good job dave man. A 26 inch vertical is not amazing.... im sure many people have the genetics to do that with zero training. Even for me, I have only trained for 1 week. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rydawg 14 #22 Posted April 30, 2009 you're right, its not amazing. SO dont make a thread let alone a craptube video. Stop trying to validate yourself to the public Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
You suck and have no life 203 #23 Posted April 30, 2009 you're right, its not amazing. SO dont make a thread let alone a craptube video. Stop trying to validate yourself to the public Nah, I think im going to post another video because you said that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KillerKeg 10 #24 Posted April 30, 2009 Not the hops I was hoping for. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boywonder03 2 #25 Posted April 30, 2009 Not the hops I was hoping for. Damn those are some nice hops you got there Keg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
