Dumb Stories

[You suck and have no life 203]

A lot of them went into the field because they wanted to help people. The ones that are in for the money are the specialists, who don't need much of a bedside manner.

What a ignorant generalization. "the ones that are in for the money are the specialist". How many do you know in person btw? Different people have different strengths and do what they are good at. Why does a brain surgeon need to do a lot of talking if he has amazing nimble hands? If you are a family doctor, of course you are going to do a lot of talking.

Being an ass has nothing to do with how well you do your job. You just know when to turn it off.

[redruM_13 17]

What a ignorant generalization. "the ones that are in for the money are the specialist". How many do you know in person btw? Different people have different strengths and do what they are good at. Why does a brain surgeon need to do a lot of talking if he has amazing nimble hands? If you are a family doctor, of course you are going to do a lot of talking.

Being an ass has nothing to do with how well you do your job. You just know when to turn it off.

Why is this comment in "Dumb Stories" OHHHHHHH! I forgot. Sucky is still here killing every thread! Someone PLEASE ban him from the forums.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Why is this comment in "Dumb Stories" OHHHHHHH! I forgot. Sucky is still here killing every thread! Someone PLEASE ban him from the forums.

Every time someone argues with me, its a dumb story right there.

Plus you can thank Spartan and Yestheydid.

[redruM_13 17]

Let me first off say, "Sorry John, I am not trying to kill your thread. I liked this thread. A dumb thread that people could post stupid shit and have fun. This is what posting on a forum is all about!"

Secondly, fuck you Sucky!

Where are the Admins on this Forum? Can't people just post without being attacked?

Seriously, could one of the Admins answer?

[+Henry Spencer 117]

So I was browsing the Internet one day when I decided to stop by the Lotus forums. I saw there were new posts in my Dumb Stories thread, so I thought to myself, "Sweet! People must have posted dumb stories for me to read!" When I clicked the link, however, all I found was faggotry. Annoyed, I asked my computer, "Why the hell are they shitting up my perfectly good thread with nonsense?", and it's like, "I DUNNO LOL"

[Captain Planet 28]

One day, I read a post by YouSuck. Good Lord I was retarded... As I hung my head in shame, I asked the community why they would let someone post like this in the forums. They responded in unison, "I DUNNO, LOL"

Edited July 15, 2009 by Captain Planet

[You suck and have no life 203]

Secondly, fuck you Sucky!

Can't people just post without being attacked?

Haha. Strong hypocrisy. I guess when you aren't capable of an intelligent discussion, name calling works.

If you dont want me to call you out on your ignorance, dont reply to my thread. See how easy it works?

[+Henry Spencer 117]

Haha. Strong hypocrisy. I guess when you aren't capable of an intelligent discussion, name calling works.

If you dont want me to call you out on your ignorance, dont reply to my thread. See how easy it works?

So I was browsing the forums when I noticed my Stories thread had a few new posts. Knowing of the inevitable shitstorm, I clicked the thread and read it anyways. Then I noticed that some douche said this was his thread. Flabbergasted, I said to Henry Spencer, "Who the hell does this guy think he is?", and he's like, "The Biggest Douche in the Universe."

[You suck and have no life 203]

Its the same 5 people that bitch about me that I always see replying to my threads. Self inflicting pain retards.

[Spartan_0214 18]

So one day I went onto the forums. Someone had Suckylife's Ban Request page as his siggy. I asked my computer why it took so long to ban Suckylife, and it said, "I DUNNO, LOL."

[Nket 16]

So I was feeding ducks down by the pond when one runs up and kicks me in. Soaking wet I yelled WTF DUCK, he said I DONNO LOL

[Victoreem the V of doom 30]

There once was a small robot demon V who wanted to fly. One morning when the sun was just on the horizon the little V jumped off a cliff and fell to his death. His robot demon V father asked in a flaming rage,"WHY GOD WHY"?

God replied,"I DUNNO LOL"

[Shin Gouki 1]

So one day I was playing Team Fortress TWO. I was doing pretty good with my Heavy like always. I was mowing people down left and right like shit bags. The map is PL_Badwater Basin (like usual) and we are on the last payload point arriving to our victory. I have funky fresh as my medic and we come down to the bottom where the sentry guns are. I turned my gun to fire at them and my mouse dies causing me to aim at no where and die. I look down at my mouse and slam it into my oversized mousepad. I yell at my mouse "Damnit! What the hell is wrong with you?! And my mouse replied " ..... I... *cough* DUNNO.. LOL"

Edited July 14, 2009 by Shin Gouki

[h3gi 5]

So one day I was posting a legitimately dumb story editing a post when I realized it didn't end in "I DUNNO, LOL" so I edited it reposted it back in time so that it would, when Henry Spencer asked me "Why would you do that?" to which I responded, "I DUNNO, LOL" "I DUNNO, LOL"

Edited July 15, 2009 by h3gi

[+Henry Spencer 117]

So I was reading my dumb stories thread when I realized that almost everyone is a fucking retard who can't follow a theme to save their lives. Angered, I asked my computer, "Are they blind?", and it's like, "I DUNNO LOL"

[Captain Planet 28]

I was playing TF2 tonight, and when I decided to stop I realized it was really hot and I was sweating. I tried to turn on my fan, but it wouldn't turn on. As it started giggling, I asked him, "Why won't you turn on for me?" To which he replied, "I DUNNO, LOL"

Edited July 15, 2009 by Captain Planet

[Victoreem the V of doom 30]

So I was reading my dumb stories thread when I realized that almost everyone is a fucking retard who can't follow a theme to save their lives.

Ya know some people are calling me weird because of the V related posts. It's just a theme ya know.

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[Krash 1,040]

A man was run over by a steam roller, later he was asked what happened, to which he replied I DUNNO LOL

[Spartan_0214 18]

I was driving to dinner tonight. I got behind a semi truck in the left-turn lane. When he went extremely slowly through the intersection I asked him why he went so slow. He replied, "I DUNNO, LOL." BTW, this was one of those controlled intersections that has the red-light cameras, if you're familiar with those.

[h3gi 5]

I was driving home from dinner tonight, going down a street when this big red SUV comes behind me. I'm already doing 10 above, but he feels the need to change lanes and pass me up, but not without flicking his cigarette out to hit my windshield first. So I ask the car, "Dude, what the hell?" and he answered, "I DUNNO, LOL."

Fucking asshole.

[SNAITF 0]

Ran into the Tom Cruise the other day and he told me the following story:

Xenu was the ruler of a Galactic Confederacy 75 million years ago, which consisted of 26 stars and 76 planets including Earth, which was then known as "Teegeeack".

Xenu was about to be deposed from power, so he devised a plot to eliminate the excess population from his dominions. With the assistance of psychiatrists, he summoned billions of his citizens together under the pretense of income tax inspections, then paralyzed them and froze them in a mixture of alcohol and glycol to capture their souls. The kidnapped populace was loaded into spacecraft for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Teegeeack (Earth).

The appearance of these spacecraft would later be subconsciously expressed in the design of the Douglas DC-8, the only difference being: "the DC8 had fans, propellers on it and the space plane didn't."

When they had reached Teegeeack/Earth, the paralyzed citizens were unloaded around the bases of volcanoes across the planet. Hydrogen bombs were then lowered into the volcanoes and detonated simultaneously.

The now-disembodied victims' souls(thetans) were blown into the air by the blast. They were captured by Xenu's forces using an "electronic ribbon" and sucked into "vacuum zones" around the world. The hundreds of billions of captured thetans were taken to a type of cinema, where they were forced to watch a "three-D, super colossal motion picture" for thirty-six days. This implanted various misleading data (collectively termed the R6 implant) into the memories of the hapless thetans, "which has to do with God, the Devil, space opera, et cetera"

So after he was done I asked the Tom Cruise, "Dude, what the hell?" and he answered, "I DUNNO, LOL."

[Captain Planet 28]

I was looking at the forums, and saw an old thread get necro'd. I asked the necromancer, "Dude, what the hell?" and he answered, "I DUNNO, LOL."

[Paul Bunyan 13]

So I was walking towards my kitchen, ready to make something to eat. Clamp the turtles bites me, and I ask him "Dude, what the hell?" He answered with "I DUNNO, LOL."

[Victoreem the V of doom 30]