Dumb Stories

[+Henry Spencer 117]

So I thought I'd play some catch with the dog after dinner. I gave it to him and sent him down to the basement door while I washed my plate off. When I arrived 2 minutes later, the ball was gone. I said to him, "Dog, what did you do with that ball?", and he replied, "I DUNNO LOL"

[You suck and have no life 203]

ae fist walrus: "I can pick up 800 pounds"

[Oww My Nose 19]

There once was a man from Nantucket

He lived a normal life

[+Henry Spencer 117]

So I come downstairs after a long night of shoveling to find my dog sleeping on his side. Suddenly, he started kicking, then jumped up and ran into a wall. I looked at him and said, "Dog, what the hell's the matter with you?", and he replied, "I DUNNO LOL"

[Victoreem the V of doom 30]

there once was an eVil "A" army that walked the land and destroyed all in its path. Then a magnificent V shaped object decended from his V-cycle and opposed the dreaded A's. The battle was fierce and long but the great V defeated the army of A's and dispersed V shaped melons across the land for all little robot Vs too enjoy.

lurking in the shadows there came another evil...one who would be known....as L

the end??????

[+Henry Spencer 117]

So I'm sitting on my bed, talking absentmindedly to myself, when Henry Spencer looks down on me and says, "Hey kid, that's the sign of a serious mental disorder! Stop arguing with yourself!" I'm like, "Well, isn't it kinda weird that my poster is talking to me?", and he's like, "I DUNNO LOL"

[Krash 1,040]

So I'm sitting on my bed, talking absentmindedly to myself, when Henry Spencer looks down on me and says, "Hey kid, that's the sign of a serious mental disorder! Stop arguing with yourself!" I'm like, "Well, isn't it kinda weird that my poster is talking to me?", and he's like, "I DUNNO LOL"

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[Victoreem the V of doom 30]

that pic is pure win

[Krash 1,040]

Yea i know i cant look at it without cracking up.

[Miyari 33]

That picture is exactly what I thought of when you first told me the riveting tale of the dog and its ball. That's why I asked you what kind of dog it was, so I could better picture him doing that in my mind.

[+Henry Spencer 117]

So today I'm downstairs on my laptop when my mom's cat comes up to me and says, "I'm in heat. Can I stick my butt in your face?" I'm like, "No way, your butt probably smells like tuna." She did it anyways, so I said, "y u do dis", and she's like, "Feels good man"

[You suck and have no life 203]

I came across this thread.

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=637443

[Spartan_0214 18]

I came across this thread.

http://forums.studentdoctor.net/showthread.php?t=637443

Jerks. Glad I don't frequent that forum.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Jerks. Glad I don't frequent that forum.

Are you planning on being a doctor? If not, why would you?

[Spartan_0214 18]

Glad they're not my doctor, then.

[+Henry Spencer 117]

So I was playing some 2fort last night, Huntsfagging it up, when I fell in the water and crashed. Frustrated, I asked my computer, "y u do dis?", and it's like, "I DUNNO LOL"

[Nket 16]

This guy walks into a bar, says ouch.

[Moby 24]

Are you planning on being a doctor? If not, why would you?

Right now would be a terrible time to become an MD anyway.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Glad they're not my doctor, then.

On the contrary, my doctor better know how to use Google. You want someone who can't perform Google searches to perform surgery on you?

Right now would be a terrible time to become an MD anyway.

Source? Even I don't make statements beyond my expertise.

Edited July 13, 2009 by YouSuckAndYouHaveNoLife

[Moby 24]

Source?

No, just opinion - shared by many MDs. Healthcare reform makes for an uncertain future for MDs, particularly specialists. Because of a provision of healthcare reform called bundled payments, specialists who are currently self-employed may find themselves working for a hospital, making less money, and being under the thumb of some administrator.

And just a couple weeks ago CMS released new regs for next year(?) that effectively increase compensation for primary care physicians (they deserve the raise) and decreases it for specialists.

[You suck and have no life 203]

No, just opinion - shared by many MDs. Healthcare reform makes for an uncertain future for MDs, particularly specialists. Because of a provision of healthcare reform called bundled payments, specialists who are currently self-employed may find themselves working for a hospital, making less money, and being under the thumb of some administrator.

And just a couple weeks ago CMS released new regs for next year(?) that effectively increase compensation for primary care physicians (they deserve the raise) and decreases it for specialists.

People don't get MDs for the money.....

Its about bragging rights on TF2.

[Spartan_0214 18]

On the contrary, my doctor better know how to use Google. You want someone who can't perform Google searches to perform surgery on you?

I'm not talking about my doctor knowing how to use Google. I'm talking about my doctor not acting like a jerk. Apparently the people frequenting that forum are a bunch of jerks.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Dr. House was a jerk. He was a pretty good doctor. Id rather have a competent jerk who is amazing at his job, than a retard nice doctor.

[redruM_13 17]

This guy walks into a bar, says ouch.

Three guys walk into a bar. You think one of them would've ducked?

[Spartan_0214 18]

Dr. House was a jerk. He was a pretty good doctor. Id rather have a competent jerk who is amazing at his job, than a retard nice doctor.

Except House wouldn't have a job IRL. Most doctors are at least decent and have a good bedside manner. A lot of them went into the field because they wanted to help people. The ones that are in for the money are the specialists, who don't need much of a bedside manner.