.Katiwir's Application

[Katiwir (Real) 79]

(you should totally bookmark this topic)

Name:
Attewir aka. Katiwir aka. Weiss Schnee (call me whatever[inb4 someone calls me whatever{inb4 I block that person}])

Link to your Steam Profile and your Steam ID:

Steam Profile - http://steamcommunity.com/id/Attewir
SteamID: [u:1:25746333] (76561197986012061) 

Age: 
November 1996 (hahaha enjoy the math)

Approximate Total Time Played TF2, DODS and or CSS:

TF2 about 2,000 hours before they introduced the time-counter thingy-ma-thongy-whatever and since then I've racked like 1,337 hours
 
CSS about 1,000 hours before they introduced the time-counter thingy-ma-thongy-whatever and since then I've racked like 900 hours (oh, and 900 csgo hours too)
DODS I don't even remember, probably like 300+ total

TF2 3333H | CSS 3333H | DODS 333H

(I SHOULD MENTION I'VE PLAYED MILLIONS OF YEARS OF HALF-LIFE 1 BEFORE STEAM WAS RELEASED IN 2004 OR WHATEVER IT WAS
[That includes all the gold source mods too such as TF"C" {as you call it} and CS {not 1.6}])

Approximate Total Time Played on Lotus Clan Servers:
Uhh like 30% of my TF2 hours are on Lotus UK/France Dustbowl

Previous Clan Activity:
Everyone used to hate me

But those who didn't, loved me.

I should mention I have gentle intercourse with Darwin aka. Ruby aka. Ivan regularly

11:54 - L | Ruby: LOL

11:54 - L | Ruby: that's pretty much true

Location: Finland (Is Winland)

Main Class: Stickyman (winks at Darwin)

Favorite Lotus Server: UK Dustbowl

Tell us about yourself and why you want to join Lotus Clan: 

Oh you guys actually saved me a field where I can throw all the jokes in... too bad I don't have any left

 

...

...

...

 

JUST KIDDING

 

I Want to join Lotus because Darwin doesn't put out if I don't

(That's a joke btw if you didn't get it)

 

 

11:57 - L | Ruby: I'm already making bets about how long will you last

11:57 - [sgC]Attewir: You know exactly how long I last babe

11:57 - L | Ruby: 15 minutes?

11:57 - [sgC]Attewir: I'm efficient

I WANT TO JOIN LOTUS BECAUSE I ALREADY LOVE ALL OF YOU AND THE ONLY BOND WE'RE MISSING IS THE CLAN TAG! <333

11:59 - [sgC]Attewir: I KNOW

11:59 - [sgC]Attewir: I'LL MAKE IT AL LCENTERED

11:59 - [sgC]Attewir: MAWUHAWHAW

11:59 - L | Ruby: you really spare noone, do you

12:00 - [sgC]Attewir: <3

 

I used to hang around more; Then I made THIS post, now I made ^^THAT post

Edited June 21, 2014 by Katiwir (Real)

[Ruby 9,039]

Wow, you actually did it.

Okay. Uhh. I suppose you can start your five games with Lotus members.

I feel like I'm being pranked...

[Katiwir (Real) 79]

Its Happening

Okay. Uhh. I suppose you can start your five games with Lotus members.

   
#1 UK Dustbowl with L | Ruby (45 mins)
http://www.twitch.tv/attewir/b/539327245
(June 17)
  
#2 UK Dustbowl with L | Ruby AND L | DutchKev (1 hour)                    
http://www.twitch.tv/attewir/b/539654182
(June 18)
 
 #3 UK 2Fort with L | Ruby* AND L | Macamoose (45 mins)   *Ruby was on for like 10 minutes 
http://www.twitch.tv/attewir/b/539909176
(June 19)

 

#4 UK Dustbowl with L | Ruby, L | Macamoose AND L | Crystalitar  (45 mins) 

http://www.twitch.tv/attewir/b/540296055 (I hope nobody actually watches these, this one had a commentary oh god horrible)

(June 20)

 (Thanks Crystalitar, I love you too <3) 

zomg 1 more game98ypw9r8thpd4o8j57

 

 

 

 

Well, I didn't exactly... I don't know really, But I did play like 4 hours with a bunch of people (like 7+ L members and a bunch of L-r)

I think I did actually manage to play 45min without an admin leaving (DutchKev) so that counts?

 

#5 UK Dustbowl with L | DutchKev

http://www.twitch.tv/attewir/b/540599055

(June 21)

 

Ppl who should know me, who I have played with:

In no particular order; 

L | Ruby

L | Dutchkev

L | Macamoose

L | James

L | Crystalitar

L-r | Minia

L-r | Emma

L-r | Battleiguana

And here's about 10% of the people who I see 24/7 on the servers (yet in no particular order):

mgc

Muhwih

H7TCH

Stargazer

Ratatat

Turbotastic

mr.bean

Someone?

simi.si

ColdFusion

CRYSTALITAR YEARS AGO

Godspeed

Ultimate

Walther

X-treme

Topnazz

Jess (yes, even you <3, I love everybody)

 

All of (O)>

All of [WWSF]

All of [SgC]

All of L |

All of L-r |

THANK YOU EVERYONE, YOU'RE ALL EXCELLENT PEOPLE, AND YOU HELP ME WITH MY LIFE MORE THAN YOU KNOW

THANK YOU SO MUCH <3 EVEN YOU JESS <3

(I think I broke it again)

Zomwtfh5gamesomsdgu9806uj ;D

 

 

 

 

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Attewir/screenshot/598165829503452511

Edited June 21, 2014 by Katiwir (Real)

[+Dr. Obvious 14,606]

What the actual fuck is this? o.O

[Ruby 9,039]

What the actual fuck is this? o.O

Judging by the look of it and the subforum it's placed in, I'd say a clan application.

[+Dr. Obvious 14,606]

Judging by the look of it and the subforum it's placed in, I'd say a clan application.

Judging by the look and title, i wasn't exactly sure... 

[luop90 4,400]

Hey look, it's HaZaRd with colors.

GL, let's see how long it is till Darwin goes insane.

[macamoose 2,574]

I like it.

[Katiwir (Real) 79]

I AM THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS AND I TAKE FULL CREDIT

 

 

My eyes and face melted on reading this...

Its like the good old times! Am I right Obvious? <3

 

I dare you to open this spoiler... (no, Seriously don't. You don't want to see it, TRUST ME)

I Did warn you

I was bored so I made this. It came out kinda crippled and shit but ugh I couldn't be arsed to re-create it entirely because of that

Took me 30 mins if anyone was wondering

Edited June 21, 2014 by Katiwir (Real)

[+JB. 4,800]

Add me for games

[+Skaila 5,462]

Hey look, it's HaZaRd with colors.

GL, let's see how long it is till Darwin goes insane.

 

Too late, I went there first

Certified Crazy

[D-Bee 3,448]

What the actual fuck is this? o.O

 

Saw posts by You Have No Life and HeadShotBrent also. I don't know what magical forces are working behind the scenes to make all of this happen, but I like it.

[Katiwir (Real) 79]

There's Always one empty line above quotes for me, So glitchy

Add me for games

 
ButIDon'tEvenKnowWhoYouAre,AndIDon'tWantToMeetPeopleByYellingAtThemAboutHowUselessTheyAreToMyWinningEffort
Add ME if you WANT to play WITH ME <3
 
 

Saw posts by You Have No Life and HeadShotBrent also. I don't know what magical forces are working behind the scenes to make all of this happen, but I like it.

 
Since you posted this on my Application, you want to explain what the heck it means? <3 ;D
[Thanks for the explanation, and I love to be here too]
 

I was going to add something here but I can't center it because its in a spoiler so forget that^^

 

(I tend to edit my posts. A Lot. Very Often. Hope you don't mind.)

Edited June 21, 2014 by Katiwir (Real)

[Emma 1,798]

I don't know who you are but judging from what I've heard about you and this application, I love you already.

[Katiwir (Real) 79]

There's Always one empty line above quotes for me, So glitchy

I don't know who you are but judging from what I've heard about you and this application, I love you already.

 

That's what I'm aiming for, And it seems to be working perfectly! MUAWHAWHAWHWHAWHAWHWHAWHAWHAW!!!!!!

 

This "Automatic" color setting is just so boring. Its just 100% Black, My "Automatic" script for text color is WAY COOLER! \:D/

Edited June 18, 2014 by Katiwir (Real)

[Emma 1,798]

I don't even.

Marry me?

[Ruby 9,039]

I don't even.

Marry me?

EXCUSE ME???

[Katiwir (Real) 79]

WHY IS THIS DUCKING EMPTY LINE ABOVE EVERY SINGLE QUOTE POST I MAKE WHAT THE HELL IT KILLS ME FROM THE INSIDES

EXCUSE ME???

Writing gradients and everything now are we?
How nice of you to match up with my text! You're already just like me <3

You'll master it one day, I'm sure of it.

[color="#FF3C00]E[/color]MMA I LIKE YOU TOO AS A FRIEND <3

 

shitshitshisthisthisthisthit I think I broke it

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Darwin enjoys me patting his head:

Edited June 21, 2014 by Katiwir (Real)

[Ruby 9,039]

This...

This is marvelous.

This is the best application.

[+Dr. Obvious 14,606]

At least one of the spammiest ones.

[Ruby 9,039]

At least one of the spammiest ones.

Pretty sure we had at least a few three and four page ones.

[+Dr. Obvious 14,606]

This isn't over yet... at least i get the feeling it isn't...

[Emma 1,798]

Spam is not allowed in applications, except this one? 

[luop90 4,400]

Yeeeep

I bet Darwin goes through it soon

[Ruby 9,039]

You can wear L-r. Be sure to check out the recruit forum for info on mandatory weekly clan practices