A rather strange yet somewhat interesting event..

[macamoose 2,574]

So this evening, not too long before this thread was being created. I accidentally pulled one of my nipple hairs out.

 

I looked at it and noticed it was rather large, so I held it against my hand.

It was longer than my middle finger.

 

My middle finger is 10cm long.

 

Completely fathomed about this, I quickly told one of my closest friends on Facebook. 

I sent her a picture of it and she too was amazed by its length. However I had not just sent it to my friend....

 

I had accidentally sent it to a group chat of 33 people from college, where only she and I had been talking for a while.

 

I knew then that it could not get any worse, I embraced the majestic hair that had been unsheathed from my tender teat. 

I had to explain the situation to my friends and clear my name as much as I could.

 

Then. I felt proud of the hair. I taped it to my fridge - the godly canvas of all golden creations.

 

This event quickly escalated further when I told some fellow peers on Steam;

 

Peanut: you have a forest in your chest

Peanut: my hair isnt even that long

Peanut: not even joking

Peanut: u weirdo

Peanut: keeep it under control

 

L | Fever: thats fucked up

 

L | Suspicious Turtle: my fucking god

 

[31e] Lemon.gg: MACAMOOSE

[31e] Lemon.gg: WTF

[31e] Lemon.gg: LOOLOLOLOL

[31e] Lemon.gg: SLINBB

[31e] Lemon.gg: SLINB

[31e] Lemon.gg: LOLOLKEKEKEKLOLOOLOL

 

I felt the need to share this with the community. Thankyou for reading.

 

Viewer discretion is advised:

 

 

[AIex 1,292]

you know how to get my pussy wet

[Se7en 10,762]

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Was this hair directly on the nipple or off to the side a bit?

I must know. For science.

[D-Bee 3,448]

Call Guinness. This could be a record.

[Domino 3,168]

Longest one ever is 17cm according to Guinness

On a serious note it's caused by a mutation, the cell the hair grew from is broken. I had a similar one on my cheek, it grew a 2cm long white hair, after I pulled it out, it didn't grow back.

[fever 9,884]

After ypu pulled it out did you look to see if you had lost a hair on the back of your head like I said earlier. There could be a domino effect.

[Domino 3,168]

Don't drag me into this fever!

[Infin 763]

Don't drag me into this fever!

 

Any kind of doctor obviously knows this has nothing to do with a fever.

 

I also hate to burst your proverbial teat milk-bubble, but there is already an entry for the world's longest nipple hair.

 

Edit: Didn't realise Dimoneo had already cited the Guinness record. Welp, there's the source for you.

Edited January 19, 2015 by Infin

[D-Bee 3,448]

 

Any kind of doctor obviously knows this has nothing to do with a fever.

 

I also hate to burst your proverbial teat milk-bubble, but there is already an entry for the world's longest nipple hair.

 

Edit: Didn't realise Dimoneo had already cited the Guinness record. Welp, there's the source for you.

 

[macamoose 2,574]

Was this hair directly on the nipple or off to the side a bit?

I must know. For science.

It was off to the side 

 

Longest one ever is 17cm according to Guinness

4cm off. I kind of regret pulling it out now. It may not be an amazing world record to hold... but it's still a world record

 

After ypu pulled it out did you look to see if you had lost a hair on the back of your head like I said earlier. There could be a domino effect.

If I had 1 hair then maybe I would know

[BloodRedWidow 3,508]

What Domino said is true.

There's an internet video of a guy who pulls out a huge hair from under his skin on his face.

I'll see if I cant find it for you.

[Domino 3,168]

What Domino said is true.

There's an internet video of a guy who pulls out a huge hair from under his skin on his face.

I'll see if I cant find it for you.

 

If thats the video I think it is, please dear god no 

[macamoose 2,574]

There's an internet video of a guy who pulls out a huge hair from under his skin on his face.

I think I saw it when it was trending. givydjapfgamovzdvaiudghOSFNbdcfyDSUOFH ew

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I landscape my bodyhair. My nipple hairs would get insane if I didn't police them. They'd look like fucking bobcat ears.

[Infin 763]

[BloodRedWidow 3,508]

Ahh Infin remembered XD

[Domino 3,168]

What not to watch while eating lunch is brought to you by Widow.     

[BloodRedWidow 3,508]

Here for all your stomach turning needs.

[DeatH_D 899]

what the fuck

 

 

the video is stuck in my head

why

[+Skaila 5,462]

You sick fucks... <3

 

Gonna share the video at work >>

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Now imagine pulling that hair out with your teeth.