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So, i was playing cs go a few minutes ago. There were these 3 10 year olds who were just completely fucking stupid. I have only played 3 hrs of cs go and was top scoring. So they thought it would be fun to start knifing me every round to get me to about half health. One would stand in front of me to block my way at a door entrance and the other one would come up behind me and knife me. I was getting sick of this after 10 rounds in a row of dying because i was at half health, so i turned around and shot the guy in the head once and got kicked. Why. Why. Why. Volvo plz fix

 

Edit: They also found out I was Asian somehow, even though I removed that from my profile description a while ago.

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lol

 

By the way I think your signature might need some work

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I havnt tried in CS:GO but cant you host a game? we have people in the clan that would be more than happy to stab you im sure :) Plus TK isnt default if memory serves you could just find a server where it is off

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lol

 

By the way I think your signature might need some work

What part Shud I change? :D

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lemme throw some troll knowledge at u

 

easy targets: A: 14 year olds (you), B: people who get mad or irritated (you)

 

ok so they got u, but why would they continue u might ask... answer is ez... go to A as well as B

 

how to fix u might ask?? well its ez, u need thick skin on interwebs, its hard for u 2000+ birth of years cuz u never played 1.6 or had the pleasure to enjoy the dickheads of the interwebs when u were 5

 

how to train anti troll?? well glad u asked, dont get butthurt from internet, its litterally text from a stranger on interweb

 

"ok so i kno how not 2 be trolled, now i want to know whats worse than troll" well, its trolls that dunno they r troll, like these 14 year olds that thought it wud be fun to team fuk u, also u fit in here at a level cuz ur 14 and u say stuff that annoys me

 

"wow gloves ur asshole" yes, yes i am, i been asshole cuz i grew up with trolls so i dont need to make a topic about thing that was litterally more common than the origin of word "noob" in cs when it was a new and relolutinary game

 

as a footnote, ppl saying u asian in game is complimant, it means u are pro at video game and suck at car, its good trade dont hate

 

edit: ur eyes squint

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lemme throw some troll knowledge at u

 

easy targets: A: 14 year olds (you), B: people who get mad or irritated (you)

 

ok so they got u, but why would they continue u might ask... answer is ez... go to A as well as B

 

how to fix u might ask?? well its ez, u need thick skin on interwebs, its hard for u 2000+ birth of years cuz u never played 1.6 or had the pleasure to enjoy the dickheads of the interwebs when u were 5

 

how to train anti troll?? well glad u asked, dont get butthurt from internet, its litterally text from a stranger on interweb

 

"ok so i kno how not 2 be trolled, now i want to know whats worse than troll" well, its trolls that dunno they r troll, like these 14 year olds that thought it wud be fun to team fuk u, also u fit in here at a level cuz ur 14 and u say stuff that annoys me

 

"wow gloves ur asshole" yes, yes i am, i been asshole cuz i grew up with trolls so i dont need to make a topic about thing that was litterally more common than the origin of word "noob" in cs when it was a new and relolutinary game

 

as a footnote, ppl saying u asian in game is complimant, it means u are pro at video game and suck at car, its good trade dont hate

 

edit: ur eyes squint

 

 

The only way this would be more glorious would be if your girlfriend wrote it. (I know it was you tho dick'ed)

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lemme throw some troll knowledge at u

 

easy targets: A: 14 year olds (you), B: people who get mad or irritated (you)

 

ok so they got u, but why would they continue u might ask... answer is ez... go to A as well as B

 

how to fix u might ask?? well its ez, u need thick skin on interwebs, its hard for u 2000+ birth of years cuz u never played 1.6 or had the pleasure to enjoy the dickheads of the interwebs when u were 5

 

how to train anti troll?? well glad u asked, dont get butthurt from internet, its litterally text from a stranger on interweb

 

"ok so i kno how not 2 be trolled, now i want to know whats worse than troll" well, its trolls that dunno they r troll, like these 14 year olds that thought it wud be fun to team fuk u, also u fit in here at a level cuz ur 14 and u say stuff that annoys me

 

"wow gloves ur asshole" yes, yes i am, i been asshole cuz i grew up with trolls so i dont need to make a topic about thing that was litterally more common than the origin of word "noob" in cs when it was a new and relolutinary game

 

as a footnote, ppl saying u asian in game is complimant, it means u are pro at video game and suck at car, its good trade dont hate

 

edit: ur eyes squint

Huh. If only ppl said that to me in Dota. You'd think that many hours of playing CoD when I was a little kid would have toughened my skin

Edit: I live in Merica. After countless years of racial slurs thrown at me, I always instinctively think it's a bad thing, so excuse me for thinking it was an insult

What are ya? silver III?

Don't even have a rank yet. I was only top-scoring because I've played CS:S and know how the game works, even though some mechanics are different in GO

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xD gloves

 

csgo community is cancer though

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Gloves you are not an asshole, a real asshole wouldn't of bothered with the "noob" bit and asked him why he wasn't "1337" enough. Although Ive got to admit when I first played the Swedes dominated and I hated the no scope AWP but that was a long long time ago. Never really liked it as much when the 1.6 changes came out but I suppose people felt it needed more balance. KoKo. Next time change team and rape them. I'm sure that's why both sides have guns.

 

P.S. The new Siege map is a piece of shit compared to Canyon Siege.

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I remember when the Swedes were caught cheating in a high profile Quake 2 tournament.  They were using invisible skins with only the eyes showing xD

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KoKo. Next time change team and rape them. I'm sure that's why both sides have guns.

That's not how cs:go works

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