Words Of Wisdom From A Pro Player

[You suck and have no life 203]

Wow that score board is sexy. I want to have your children.

Please, those with bad genetics need not apply. Although I thank you for comment.

[Melissia 7]

Please Melissia, can you go out with me? I promise to attempt to not propose to you on the first date, and I'll be your bitch and do whatever you ask me to do!

Huh. Can ya get much more pathetic, suckylife?

[+Henry Spencer 117]

You two are worse than my grandparents.

[kuttlewug 28]

Isn't playing about you know...fun? not point hoarding? or is that just me...

[You suck and have no life 203]

Isn't playing about you know...fun? not point hoarding? or is that just me...

somethings in life aren't mutually exclusive

[EagleEye 20]

What you should have circled is the 5 wins on our TEAM and the 0 wins on yours...

Granted, you switched over a few times, so I forget which team you were on when we won each of those first 5 rounds...

It was great to have you on our team tonight... you contributed mightily.

It was great to have you play against us... you made the game fun and challenging.

It was fun for me to play on a great TEAM... and to play against a great TEAM.

Notice a theme here? It's called TEAM fortress for a reason.

[You suck and have no life 203]

What you should have circled is the 5 wins on our TEAM and the 0 wins on yours...

Granted, you switched over a few times, so I forget which team you were on when we won each of those first 5 rounds...

It was great to have you on our team tonight... you contributed mightily.

It was great to have you play against us... you made the game fun and challenging.

It was fun for me to play on a great TEAM... and to play against a great TEAM.

Notice a theme here? It's called TEAM fortress for a reason.

I was winning on your team, and then I switched to the other team and I carried the other team to a win. Then half your team rage quit. Other than communicating, its really just a matter of doing your own role. If I see a spy in my base, I kill it. Is that team work, or is that solo work? I see a sapped sentry gun, I help fix it, is that team work or is that just me showing off my skill? If I uber a teammate, is that team work, or is that just me doing my own job as a medic? You glorify this thing called team work yet you fail to realize its just specific actions all good players inherently know. A person who sucks can not have great teamwork. He is generally unaware.

Your brother talks too much. He talks with too much detail that its a distraction. Brevity is key. If there is a sentry gun by the rock. Just say "sentry gun by rock". Dont say there is an engineer near a sentry gun 1.4 feet by the rock pointing with a upward with a arctangent of 34 degrees with a hypotenuse of 3.54 (i made this shit up to make a point). I'm taking more time to think wtf he just said than actually focusing on my immediate surroundings. Your immediate surroundings is always more priority. If you die right NOW you obviously cant kill that sentry gun 100 feet further down the road can you?

[vitaro 0]

wowowwowowow this is pretty funny yousuck and melissa should merry each other, you fight like a couple atleast, but i agree its TEAM fortress, this game relies on team work, if you can communicate well with your team and work together then really you can be pretty unstoppable.

[Captain Planet 28]

wowowwowowow this is pretty funny yousuck and melissa should merry each other, you fight like a couple atleast, but i agree its TEAM fortress, this game relies on team work, if you can communicate well with your team and work together then really you can be pretty unstoppable.

This could be good... **grabs popcorn**

[vitaro 0]

you make half a point i guess but think about it, if the team is good then they can work with the person and with their teamwork he can play decent his first time, if he has good teamates, you have to rely on your team in this game, not yourself.

[friedrice 8]

His epic stats:

* Off by a factor of 250000%

* Because 1 player can carry an entire team right? And its your fault if your team doesn't know English right? There is some degree in which you can help communicate to your team. But your words wont add 400 hours of practice to your teammate. Playing video games is neuromuscular and a lot of the awareness is done subconsciously, just like a sport. You cant learn a sport from a book, and you can't teach a team member everything with words.

* Nket and KillerKeg and pretty much everyone good I know are just as good individually as they are on a team. The skills to win as a team is no different than the skills to win in a 1v1s. If you can kill in a 1v1, you can kill in a team. If you can walk onto a cap point in a 1v1, you can walk onto a cap point as a team. If you can predict the other players movements and actions in a 1v1, you can apply the same in a team. If you can build a sentry/teleporter/dispensor, you can build it on a team. The only time where you need two people to do something in TF2 is ubering. That only takes 2 people. So in the end, being a good player by yourself, and being a good player on a team pretty much come hand in hand. You might find a small percentage of the scenarios where this might not be true, but by in large, you are obviously wrong.

The only time I can think of that this is true is when a very small subset of people abuse the stat calculations by camping and getting high kdr count.

Its not possible for person A to get twice the kill, twice the capture, twice the domination using the same character and play style as person B and be a worse team player than person B.

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