Unban Request

[You suck and have no life 203]

Honestly, I could give two shits less if you get unbanned or not, I don't even know who you are. I just think its funny how you cling to your second rate education, and lifting. Its almost like that and being an internet tough guy is all you have, which is truly sad. If you need a friend, feel free to PM. I will listen to your problems.

Haha. I admit, you have one thing that I dont. The parents basement and some newb TF2 gameplay.

You are the typical trash talking wagon jumper. In the end, you are just like the rest who have responded here. Just a trash talking newb.

[Angry Mugi 23]

Its the same 5 people posting on my threads. I have played 132 hours on dustbowl over the past half year. Thats less than an hour a day. Good job exaggerating everything out of proportion just because you like my play style. Some people say I give them nightmares, is this a joke? If you want me to shut up, get a doctorate degree in Chemical Engineering or a MD. That will shut me up.

Define we? You and your 3-4 buddies? Why should I admire you? What achievements have you done but whine? Are you Einstein or Schrödinger or Watson and Crick?

I possess more than three to four buddies, and most of my many friends in my (friend) list come from dustbowl. It isn't much but I'm honored since they were the ones who decided to befriend me; I never asked to be friends with anyone on my list. You don't have to admire me, and I could careless if you hated me enough that you wished me that I was in the furthermost pits of hell. I don't have to prove anything to no body, nor do I feel the need to do so. Laugh at me, tease me, or mock me. Being the butt in a joke is an accomplishment in itself, since my presence, as negative as it might be, is something to attribute that I exist. I don't have much accomplishments nor any personal achievements. I take pride in what I have done thus far, and I feel I don't need to express that pride toward others. I am secure with myself, especially toward my many shortcomings. I'm neither of those great people that history has long remembered, and I am aware that I am insignificant in history; I'm more of an observer living out till their final days. And I don't mind it one bit, I'll simply live on.

Regardless what happens to you, it'll be none of my concern. If you're unbanned, then I'll have to tolerate your belittling retaliation. The keyword "revenge" is the most prominent thing on your mind, since it's a behavioral pattern from playing with you in our past history.

[Ben 7]

Haha. I admit, you have one thing that I dont. The parents basement and some newb TF2 gameplay.

You are the typical trash talking wagon jumper. In the end, you are just like the rest who have responded here. Just a trash talking newb.

No way bro, not me . I just don't feel the need to flaunt my material objects around to internet peoples to make myself better. I know why you act this way, and its alright, I don't blame you.

Its painfully obvious that you were that nerdy Asian kid in school. You were probably constantly picked on for your small yellow penis, or lack athleticism, or even for having average intelligence(which I guess is like being a retard in the Asian community), just wanting to be accepted you laughed along with them. You're only friend was an exchanged student from Korea named Cho-Li, due to your inferiority complex you probably bullied and bossed poor Cho around, but since you were the only other Asian in school he stuck with you. You guys would lan up and play some Starcraft or DDR on the weekends, maybe even farm some WoW gold if you were feeling frisky, but like all good things, it didn't last. Thinking it would make you popular and to get back at those who poked fun at you turned to weight lifting, and picked an average Asian career.

[+Henry Spencer 117]

Wow, the people googling his other usernames seem rather... stalker-ish. You're turning your dislike of Suckylife into some sort of obsession to try and prove a point that's already been proved a million times.

Also, what's with the crazy rep usage? I have like, 50-something rep, and Suckylife has less than -100.

[The Lorax 25]

You know, apropos of this topic is the fact that people like sucky pretend that they hold some level of respect with people outside of the game and their internet life. That, somehow, even though they are a douche on the internet, they become a model human being when away from their keyboard. In my experience the quality of person that you are is transited through everything you do. In other words, if you're a douche on the internet, chances are you're a douche in real life.

[FunkyFresh 68]

What, and YouSuck posting personal pictures of Dave/His Wife and negative comments on Dave's book on amazon isn't taking it too far?

[You suck and have no life 203]

No way bro, not me . I just don't feel the need to flaunt my material objects around to internet peoples to make myself better. I know why you act this way, and its alright, I don't blame you.

Its painfully obvious that you were that nerdy Asian kid in school. You were probably constantly picked on for your small yellow penis, or lack athleticism, or even for having average intelligence(which I guess is like being a retard in the Asian community), just wanting to be accepted you laughed along with them. You're only friend was an exchanged student from Korea named Cho-Li, due to your inferiority complex you probably bullied and bossed poor Cho around, but since you were the only other Asian in school he stuck with you. You guys would lan up and play some Starcraft or DDR on the weekends, maybe even farm some WoW gold if you were feeling frisky, but like all good things, it didn't last. Thinking it would make you popular and to get back at those who poked fun at you turned to weight lifting, and picked an average Asian career.

Who doesn't like Starcraft? That alone makes this the stupidest post ever.

Actually most Asians dont do Chemical Engineering. Most of them do Electrical Engineering or Computer Science. I guess when you never went to college, you can only guess.

What, and YouSuck posting personal pictures of Dave/His Wife and negative comments on Dave's book on amazon isn't taking it too far?

1. He posted it everywhere.

2. He bragged about how hot his wife was during the game and told me to go to his website.

I only did what he told me.

I had high hopes, but I was faced with utter disappointment. Dave loves to exaggerate things. And I called him out on it.

[Captain Planet 28]

I love how whenever I look at this thread, there's always someone writing something, lol...

[You suck and have no life 203]

Its pretty funny. You see the other side of a lot of people here. I still think its funny that every time I make fun of Dave, its because he asks for it. First he brags about his TF2 skill, I call him out on that. Then he says he knows what he is talking about because he wrote a book about artificial intelligence and I call him out on that. Then he talks about how he has this amazing looking wife, I call him out on that as well.

You know how many people come and go on Lotus servers? Hundreds. I don't go searching for pictures of peoples wifes lol.

[Game AI Dev (Dave) 17]

1. He posted it everywhere.

2. He bragged about how hot his wife was during the game and told me to go to his website.

I only did what he told me.

Keep saying it and hopefully people will believe it. The actual time line is:

• Without provocation, you insulted me in-game (imagine that) with some nonsense about probably being a 40 year old virgin...
  
• You continued to use your tired schtic every time you came into a game with me... (i.e. my wife, my voice, whatever)
  
• To that, I laughed and said that not only am I not a virgin (to which my 3 teenagers can likely attest based on their very existence), but that my current wife is actually rather hot for a 40+ year old.
  
• You wandered over to my web site which has our pictures and then proceeded to insult HER - again, every time you saw me in-game.
  
• Your pattern continued ad nauseum... every time we met in-game and with no provocation from me.
  
• When you brought it up here on the forums (imagine that), including posting pictures of me, I simply replied with other pictures. How this translates into "he posted it everywhere", I'm not sure.
  

Notice that, once again, you carefully leave out anything that has to do with you. Again, this stems from your apparent belief that nothing that ever transpires around you or to you could have anything at all to DO with you. If you insult someone, they may very well respond. You can't then point to the responder and call foul.

Incidentally, there are dozens, if not hundreds, of other people who can paste that same list in and only swap in their relevant details. It's not about "Suckboy vs. Dave" - although he has made me some sort of personal poster child. You exhibit the same behaviors with many others - and they detest you for it.

The amusing thing about this whole thread is that your ban was based on people being offended by how you treat the human race. I'm seriously wondering if you think that the way you have treated people in the very thread that you desire to have spring you from your e-prison is actually helping your cause. Do you truly believe that the path to salvation from the sin of treating people like crap lies in... treating people like more crap? Explain to me how that works. (And I guarantee it has nothing to do with chemical engineering.)

[You suck and have no life 203]

Keep writing those 10 pages threads. Maybe one day I will think you are a cool guy Dave. I know you want to be my friend, you offered to drive 1 hour from LA to my town to hang out.

[+Henry Spencer 117]

What, and YouSuck posting personal pictures of Dave/His Wife and negative comments on Dave's book on amazon isn't taking it too far?

Hmm, I didn't remember that.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Hmm, I didn't remember that.

I am an honest man. I did do those things. I really did. But Dave shoved those links in my face.

I don't think I have ever told Dave my bodybuilding account, but yet he found it and looked at all my pictures. Thats pretty homo if you ask me. Then he checks out the cycling forum. He must love spandex ass.

[Moby 24]

I am an honest man. I did do those things. I really did. But Dave shoved those links in my face.

I don't think I have ever told Dave my bodybuilding account, but yet he found it and looked at all my pictures. Thats pretty homo if you ask me. Then he checks out the cycling forum. He must love spandex ass.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/ke422azn/

First hit in a google search of ke422azn is the body building site.

It wasn't rocket science. Hell, it wasn't even chemical engineering. (I crack me up.)

[You suck and have no life 203]

There was never a debate on how easy it was to search for my bodybuilding or cycling profiles. The argument was the fact that he searched it on his own without me telling him.

[EagleEye 20]

There was never a debate on how easy it was to search for my bodybuilding or cycling profiles. The argument was the fact that he searched it on his own without me telling him.

You really aren't that smart, are you...

Dude. Let me spell this out for you.

You ATTACKED HIS MONEY! You assaulted his BUSINESS.

You did so under a specific username on amazon.com.

It doesn't take a Chemical Engineer to take that username of the person leaving the bogus book review, and GOOGLE THE NAME.

That's not stalking, that's investigation in to who it was that was guilty of LIBEL against him.

By the way, I do believe that such an act could be grounds for a law suit...

[You suck and have no life 203]

You really aren't that smart, are you...

Dude. Let me spell this out for you.

You ATTACKED HIS MONEY! You assaulted his BUSINESS.

You did so under a specific username on amazon.com.

It doesn't take a Chemical Engineer to take that username of the person leaving the bogus book review, and GOOGLE THE NAME.

That's not stalking, that's investigation in to who it was that was guilty of LIBEL against him.

By the way, I do believe that such an act could be grounds for a law suit...

Hey look its Dave and EagleEye the brotherly duo! I didnt search for his name. He told me to go to his profile to check out his wife. Right next to the link has his book. Tell me why I care about people living in Nebraska? I know you guys are bored there and are looking for friends, but stalking somebody's bodybuilding profile and offering to drive to their house, now thats just creepy man.

[Alissa 7]

First, let me just say that YouSuck has never made a personal attack on me, and really has been nothing but nice to me.

That said, however, I have to agree that the level of his arrogance has become annoying.

I know I am pretty new to the server, but I have witnessed numerous attacks on other players by YouSuck. Most of which, really were uncalled for. Whenever he joined my team, I cringed and said to myself "damn, I better not screw up, or I might be his next target...."

And you know what? That's really horrible. I play HL because its fun, and Ive made several friends on the server who I like to hang out with, but when I start to worry that I may be verbally assaulted one day - that's when you know there is a problem.

I wasn't there for the time of the "incident" and really I don't care what happened. The point is, this is not the first time people have been pissed off by comments he has made or bans he has initiated. Its not going to be the last.

[LunchBox 10]

That's not stalking, that's investigation in to who it was that was guilty of LIBEL against him.

By the way, I do believe that such an act could be grounds for a law suit...

I agree that posting bogus reviews is lame, but that just made me laugh.

[+Henry Spencer 117]

I agree that posting bogus reviews is lame, but that just made me laugh.

[You suck and have no life 203]

First, let me just say that YouSuck has never made a personal attack on me, and really has been nothing but nice to me.

Whenever he joined my team, I cringed and said to myself "damn, I better not screw up, or I might disappoint him".

Yeah I know. Thats why we always win.

In all seriousness. I have been nothing but impressed by your game play. First off, for how little you play, you consistently manage top 3 on the score board. Second of all, you got MVP while playing on a card board box table (yes this really happened)! And third, you pick the right classes and play intelligently. Everyone has ups and down days but I never have an issue with that. Its the people who have a brain but intentionally play like they don't. I don't see how you have to worry about something that has never happened and its been over 5 months since we been playing together. Hell I think we even played on Drippy's 2Fort TFC and thats like 5-10 years ago.

Unless you talk 24/7 with a Homer Simpson voice, I don't see how I would ever have an attitude problem.

[FunkyFresh 68]

I wish more posts were as nice as that last one. =/

[Alissa 7]

Whenever he joined my team, I cringed and said to myself "damn, I better not screw up, or I might disappoint him".

Why did you change my quote? Thats not what I said. I said "damn, I better not screw up, or I might be his next target...."

I dont worry about disappointing you. I play with and for my team.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Why did you change my quote? Thats not what I said. I said "damn, I better not screw up, or I might be his next target...."

I dont worry about disappointing you. I play with and for my team.

I think we are arguing semantics here. I think we mean the same thing.

[Captain Planet 28]

I think we are arguing semantics here. I think we mean the same thing.

Sorry to break it to you boss, but there is a decently sized difference to what you put and what she put. Hers is not hoping for a verbal beat down from you if she plays bad, making her feel bad because you just ripped her a new one, whereas yours is her hoping that she doesn't let you down because she is playing poorly, hence making her feel bad about herself without you taking it out on her.

Besides, it's a quote, you don't change peoples quotes without showing that you did...