Me Picking Up Security Officer

[You suck and have no life 203]

More than enough room on that bed for 2. Just gotta get close.

Already happened before the picture. Took her to Dennys afterwards lol. Burnt off too many calories. Plus its my parents house, they would freak out if they saw her in the morning

[Vaginal Hubris 2,659]

This is just fucking creepy and sad now.

She better just put the lotion in the basket before she gets the hose again.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Asking from my infinite ignorance, and forgive me if I'm being a bit acid.

Is this because:

a) your parents are unaware you are a man whore?

they would guess the girl is a prostitute?

c) they thought you were gay?

d) they didn't think you would be able to bed a woman?

e) all of the above?

They thought I was gay.

jk!

[bukowski 1,203]

Edited December 21, 2012 by bukowski

[- Mike - 2,728]

So do you do this because you don't want to disappoint your parents? I'm sure they'd love you either way.

[You suck and have no life 203]

You can never satisfy Asian parents. They're Asian.

[bukowski 1,203]

You can never satisfy Asian parents. They're Asian.

Well, you'll never satisfy your mom if you keep taking sensual photos of her laying on a mat in your bedroom only to post them to some online forum claiming she's your new skin, and I'm sure it doesn't make your dad happy either. Maybe you can make him feel more included by taking a photo of both your mom and dad on a mat in your bedroom, so you can make the claim that you got some into an MMF threesome - complete with Eiffel Tower action of course.

Most SFW Eiffel Tower demonstration I could find (no disrespect meant for your mom):

Edited December 22, 2012 by bukowski

[Sinophile 41]

Hey now, lets not get too unrestrained with the nastiness shall we.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Thats my mom? Dang shes hot!

[- Mike - 2,728]

Thats my mom? Dang shes hot!

You don't happen to want to kill your dad, do you?

[You suck and have no life 203]

You don't happen to want to kill your dad, do you?

Hahaha. Dude, Mike, for how much pick up text material and social dynamic related stuff you know, you really owe it to yourself to go out. Hit me up if you're ever in Cali.

[Vaginal Hubris 2,659]

Hahaha. Dude, Mike, for how much pick up text material and social dynamic related stuff you know, you really owe it to yourself to go out. Hit me up if you're ever in Cali.

Sorry to burst your bubble bro, but almost everyone has heard of the Oedipus complex.

[EggShell 1,102]

Sorry to burst your bubble bro, but almost everyone has heard of the Oedipus complex.

At first I was laughing my ass off in agreement. Then I realized that the type of people You Suck is surrounded by probably wouldnt get references to ancient literature...

[You suck and have no life 203]

Sorry to burst your bubble bro, but almost everyone has heard of the Oedipus complex.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but almost everyone knows that I was referring to more than one of Mike's posts.

[You suck and have no life 203]

[Vaginal Hubris 2,659]

You must really like history.

[EggShell 1,102]

You must really like history.

Gotta get that complicated "pick up text material" somewhere...

[You suck and have no life 203]

I'm still the biggest and baddest internet troll.

[- Mike - 2,728]

I swear I've seen that before.

[You suck and have no life 203]

I swear I've seen that before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ksXHCGd0ZAE#t=73s

[- Mike - 2,728]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=ksXHCGd0ZAE#t=73s

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fremont_Troll

>Seattle, WA

Yep, seen it before.

Edited December 28, 2012 by - Mike -

[You suck and have no life 203]

WTF Moments in Pickup

[Nano 7,892]

Is that Ross?

Ya

LOL

[You suck and have no life 203]

[Vaginal Hubris 2,659]

Sometimes I hope you aren't a fucking douche, but then you go and totally don't redeem yourself.