Me Picking Up Security Officer

[fever 9,884]

I got a few much better complete Vegas pull videos but this one is the first one I was able to finish editing. There is minimal removal of content and all the transitions are there. I took out some of the dance stuff which had no dialogue.

Feel free to ask questions. I consider this NOT solid game. However, I still made it work. At the time of the pull, the attraction wasn't amazing. I had no comfort with her, and we didn't even make out. I basically just persisted. Once back at the hotel, I had to run comfort from there as the club patio was closed and I could not run any verbal dialogue there. Only the dance floor was open and it was too loud. The dialogue in the hotel will be next week. This is more of a rusty pull that I managed but mainly because I was persistent.

Now I'm not one to pick fault, but she'll get a bad back if she tries to sleep like that...and I might have to call trading standards as the bird in the video is not the girl advertised ;-)

Edited August 4, 2013 by Scratch

[Sinophile 41]

I reckon pick up artistry is dumb as fuck but I gotta hand it to you, your tenaciousness is admirable.

[point 2,268]

I reckon pick up artistry is dumb as fuck but I gotta hand it to you, your tenaciousness is admirable.

I swore that the battle realms was just full of bots run by Mana...

[Possum 10,776]

I swore that the battle realms was just full of bots run by Mana...

Young ninja cat has much to learn, Sinophile does show his face from time to time

[Kitten 1,813]

Someone from the battle realms community actually sent me a happy birthday message. <3

[Sinophile 41]

Yeah its just me and like one or two people regularly posting there. Unfortunately the Battle Realms forums has long past its heyday I'm still waiting on BR2.

[point 2,268]

Young ninja cat has much to learn, Sinophile does show his face from time to time

Ninja Cat? What the fuck's that all about?

[+Dr. Obvious 14,606]

Ninja Cat? What the fuck's that all about?

You really think Possum would make sense? In THIS thread?

[You suck and have no life 203]

[fever 9,884]

Is this going to be another video where the label doesn't match the contents? ;-)

[- Mike - 2,728]

Good girl from Minnesota? All Minnesotans are nice. Point = moot.

[fever 9,884]

I think he means she turned him down because she is so nice, which is obviously difficult because he is so buff and hot and a better human being than all of us

[You suck and have no life 203]

I think he means she turned him down because she is so nice, which is obviously difficult because he is so buff and hot and a better human being than all of us

^x2

[+Dr. Obvious 14,606]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr1p4KtgOXc

[Conrad Buff 243]

Your new name is Muscles Tool.

[Harlequin 2,975]

Yeah its just me and like one or two people regularly posting there. Unfortunately the Battle Realms forums has long past its heyday I'm still waiting on BR2.

br2... that's still missing on the list of games I want to be released...now where a new dungeon keeper is coming.. br is still missing :-(

[Willerms 1,794]

[LjubicaZubica 5,610]

Wait, I actually watched this video and I don´t get it, what´s the point?

You talked to some escort chick... what´s so big deal about it? x)

[fever 9,884]

Can you not see he is pro with women...do you not understand his manliness, his alpha dominance...what does the man have to do to prove to you all that he is a king amongst men...who in their right mind would not want to try to pull escorts, record the encounter, show it to strangers on the internet and then boast about it on a Team Fortress 2 forum...the man is a goddam sexual tyranosaurus and we should all salute him....or at least moon him

[Nano 7,892]

Can you not see he is pro with women...do you not understand his manliness, his alpha dominance...what does the man have to do to prove to you all that he is a king amongst men...who in their right mind would not want to try to pull escorts, record the encounter, show it to strangers on the internet and then boast about it on a Team Fortress 2 forum...the man is a goddam sexual tyranosaurus and we should all salute him....or at least moon him

Ridiculously well said. I'm not sure why this prodigy among humankind does not always get the recognition he deserves! I would gladly give up my own wife bitchy ex-gf for a night with him so that she may experience what a true lovemaking session could be. Every night I bow down and pray not to "God" or "or our Lord Noodliness" but to "You Suck And Have No Life". I wait in earnest for my prayers to be answered, that I may have 1/10th the swagger he takes with each step.

[-MW- 5]

I can't tell if this is real or if I have just stumbled onto the most elaborate, 45 pages of posts, joke ever.

Either way, I lol'd.

[+Dr. Obvious 14,606]

Ridiculously well said. I'm not sure why this prodigy among humankind does not always get the recognition he deserves! I would gladly give up my own wife bitchy ex-gf for a night with him so that she may experience what a true lovemaking session could be. Every night I bow down and pray not to "God" or "or our Lord Noodliness" but to "You Suck And Have No Life". I wait in earnest for my prayers to be answered, that I may have 1/10th the swagger he takes with each step.

No heresy towards the FSM!

[point 2,268]

No heresy towards the FSM!

ALL HAIL CTHULU! The FSM is a weak god in comparison.

[+Dr. Obvious 14,606]

ALL HAIL CTHULU! The FSM is a weak god in comparison.

This, Sir, is not acceptable.

Thou shallt not have another God than the FSM.

Thou shallt perish on the battlefield.

[point 2,268]

This, Sir, is not acceptable.

Thou shallt not have another God than the FSM.

Thou shallt perish on the battlefield.