Tf2 Drinking Game

[Ruby 9,039]

Every time someone buys a $100 ring to broadcast an unfunny punchline, drink an entire bottle of hydrogen chloride.

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Edited October 22, 2012 by Darwin the ParanoidAndroid

[Chez-Box 3,240]

whoever joins a team with 3 spies or snipers, and chooses to become the 4th drinks a bullet from the barrel of a .357

[+Dr. Obvious 14,606]

Every time someone buys a $100 ring to broadcast an unfunny punchline, drink an entire bottle of hydrogen chloride.

Right now, noone has to do it, because it's $50.

n00b. :-P

[Vaginal Hubris 2,659]

I am already drunk.

[Wampa Stompa 40]

every time a member of the opposing team says "spam" or "hacks," drink in their delicious salty tears

[Ruby 9,039]

When you turn on TF2 for the first time in a week and there's not a single Lotus server running, go to the liquor store and drink everything you find in it.

[Wampa Stompa 40]

every time zaythi gets mad, drink 8 ounces of water.

this helps to ensure proper hydration. take care to avoid water intoxication.

[Possum 10,776]

When you turn on TF2 for the first time in a week and there's not a single Lotus server running, go to the liquor store and drink everything you find in it.

There is an off-licence less than a minute from me, do not suggest these things, its too easy...

[Nano 7,892]

I didn't know you could play TF2 without drinking. I guess my personal game is every time I die, I take a sip/gulp of whatever I'm imbibing (really). Refill on every 2 or three round change, I'll change up the drink on map change.

What does it mean that I get better scores the longer I play?

[Possum 10,776]

I didn't know you could play TF2 without drinking. I guess my personal game is every time I die, I take a sip/gulp of whatever I'm imbibing (really). Refill on round change, bathroom on map change.

What does it mean that I get better scores the longer I play?

BrentBot.exe has a special "Vodka Mode", which gradually kicks in automatically when it detects decreased gaming performance due to increasing levels of intoxication. Honestly, worth every ruble.

Edited December 17, 2012 by Princess_Possum

[- Mike - 2,728]

If I took a sip for every crocket I fire I'd probably die of alcohol poisoning.

[HeadSh0tBrent 2,156]

Drink with no pussy games.

[Possum 10,776]

[+Dr. Obvious 14,606]

Amateur.

[Wampa Stompa 40]

Drink a shot for every death, up to 15 or so shots. Usually I do all those in less than an hour, which means I get completely shitfaced very fast.

(I am an expert at this particular drinking game)

uh

this is an amount that at minimum requires a hospital trip for us non-alcoholics

[Nano 7,892]

uh

this is an amount that at minimum requires a hospital trip for us non-alcoholics

I'm not an alcoholic (I don't go to meetings), but that number is also pushing the limits of what I would consider as well...

[Ruby 9,039]

When you headshot a twitchy scout mid-air and then proceed to miss 3 shots on a spun up Heavy, drink two shots and then smash the bottle and slit your wrists with it.

[Jackle Mackle 148]

15 shots in an hour? Probably halfies

[Jackle Mackle 148]

Every time I beat wampa in a duel, take a shot.

I'm passed out within the hour.

[Possum 10,776]

Everytime you let your medic die when you could have saved them, consume quite a lot.

And same for dropping an uber.

Encourages much better cooperation. Either that or drunken flaming shenanigans

[+Dr. Obvious 14,606]

Everytime you let your medic die when you could have saved them, consume quite a lot.

And same for dropping an uber.

Encourages much better cooperation. Either that or drunken flaming shenanigans

Does this include "Attacking a sentry while being ubered and completely ingnore your screaming medic that get's blasted away by a Pyro?"

If yes, get drunk now. :-P

[Possum 10,776]

Does this include "Attacking a sentry while being ubered and completely ingnore your screaming medic that get's blasted away by a Pyro?"If yes, get drunk now. :-P

Oh no. That's go round to their house and throttle them time.

Edited January 3, 2013 by Princess_Possum

[Barbaro 466]

If I'm a Demoman, I do my Cheers taunt every-time that popup comes up. (If I'm also drinking something, I chug it down LOL)

I wonder if some people are doing it to troll, some of the rings I see pop up are...strange.

[Possum 10,776]

If I'm a Demoman, I do my Cheers taunt every-time that popup comes up. (If I'm also drinking something, I chug it down LOL) I wonder if some people are doing it to troll, some of the rings I see pop up are...strange.

If they are, some people have waaaaaaay too much money to burn. I propse donating it to the Possum Beer Foundation, a cause very close to my heart (and my liver).