Words you wouldn't put together into a sentence.

[Jesusfreak 312]

I need some used toilet paper.

 

May I borrow your vibrator when you're done with it?

 

 

 

 

[Ruby 9,039]

Jessica has been quiet lately.

[D-Bee 3,448]

The Rocket Jumper and Gunboats are a great combo.

 

Can we visit your parents?

 

I don't want to have sex with you.

 

I don't have any room for Jello.

Jessica has been quiet lately.

+50000 points

[fever 9,884]

"We need seven engineers and because there is a spy in the intel room we need another sentry gun down here" (2 Fort Fast Spawn, a few hours ago)

"We need seven engineers, its called having a defence" (2 Fort Fast Spawn, less than a few hours ago)

[Jesusfreak 312]

Someone please repair my minisentry.

[DutchKev 425]

mini sentries on harvest was a wonderful tactic

[The Hungry Caterpillar 585]

I hope the other team don't get more snipers, because they're giving me a real problem. (As a soldier on 2fort)

[LjubicaZubica 5,610]

we need more snipers

[Se7en 10,762]

Sup guys, I'm friendly.

[--- 691]

The Short Circuit really adds a whole new level of skill to the Engineer class.

[Domino 3,168]

Wow death I really enjoyed you stabbing me and making me drop.

And ruby, you'd be surprised. I have quiet days, which is normally spent with 40 people talking constantly about why I'm quiet.

I was pretty quiet at practice. Some days I'm in no mood to talk at all.

Edited August 6, 2014 by Domino

[Jesusfreak 312]

Twilight was a better story than

We don't need medics

Call of duty gets better by the years

In the ass please

I'll like to try those g-strings

I love the smell of my own farts

Women are only good at sex, cooking and obey orders

Edited August 6, 2014 by Jesusfreak

[luop90 4,400]

Hey look, Luop got a headshot!

 

LotusBot is functioning correctly.

 

That was a legit !calladmin.

[+JB. 4,800]

JB doesn't like wine

[Emma 1,798]

I showered once today.

[luop90 4,400]

Emma doesn't spam.

[macamoose 2,574]

The Tide Turner is a fair and balanced weapon.

 

Emma isn't posh.

 

Valtroid doesn't love me.

 

Fever's laugh is annoying.

 

I wish Emma and baud would join the server.

 

Macamoose has no swag.

Edited August 7, 2014 by Macamoose

[Jesusfreak 312]

This thread is not starting to be an "say the opposite thing"

[D-Bee 3,448]

This Lotus thread stayed on topic.

[Domino 3,168]

I dominated fever in demo mge. - oh wait, I did that yesterday

[luop90 4,400]

Darwin hates programming in Ruby.

Valve is always on time.

Hydro is a competitive map.