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http://www.newnownext.com/woman-tossed-out-of-bar-in-scotland-for-being-a-lesbian-today-in-gay/12/2014/

 

And aside from me trying to boost the signal (they're getting a lot of well deserved hate right now), have you ever had an experience of being thrown out of a pub/restaurant for something ridiculous?

 

I was thrown out of a pub in Spain once for being British. Apparently we're 'hooligans'... the very idea of it!

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I've been thrown out of a club for wearing a purple t-shirt.

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I was thrown out of a pub in Spain once for being British. Apparently we're 'hooligans'... the very idea of it!

M8, if you go to some regions, especially vacation regions in the mediterranean area, you'll see why they think so. ;)

 

On topic, been kicked out of a restaurant once because i dared to get up during a speech.

Not that i did mind. Was done with food, i had to pee, and the speech was boring anyway. xD

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I feel like I should go there.

 

A guard asked me stop hugging my girlfriend when we were at the mail because that was "bothering" people. I told him to fuck off and I left, not because he told me to but because that action he did was so disgusting that I actually felt bad for staying there.

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A friend of mine was thrown out of a restaurant after complaining about the food, though he did slap the waiter in the face with some fish. I am not making this up.

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Got thrown out of the voting booth thingamajig a few years back. I was there to vote and some elderly dude had no idea how this new technology worked. We switched to computers, so for him this concept was foreign. I stayed right outside and basically was telling him "Just put the card in the slide there" and "just tap the name or party you want to vote for" until it was finished.

 

I got kicked out for trying to tamper with the votes xD

 

And this is why being helpful always bites you in butt, kids.

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I was kicked out of a classroom for asking too many questions, I asked about 2. Teacher told me it was hurting other student's education; but what about mine ;~;

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I was kicked out of a classroom for asking too many questions.

Lol same!

 

I had a teacher that whenever I raised my hand she would stare at me for 5 seconds then call on someone. Whenever I tried asking something without raising she would either say "Shutup", ignore me, or tell me in order to ask a question I had to raise my hand xD.

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Lol same!

 

I had a teacher that whenever I raised my hand she would stare at me for 5 seconds then call on someone. Whenever I tried asking something without raising she would either say "Shutup", ignore me, or tell me in order to ask a question I had to raise my hand xD.

I was yelled at by a teacher for trying to donate money to my school

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My World History teacher once took my backpack from me, then threw it out into the hallway and told me to get out of her class.

 

I then asked her how she'd like it if I threw some stuff from her desk out there, too. Her exact words were "Touch anything from my desk and you're dead."

 

Ms. Waguespack. Cunt.

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Ms. Waguespack. Cunt.

 

Thats a really unfortunate double baralled name.  I bet she cannot wait to get married.

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I got kicked out of class for answering too many questions correctly..................

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At a private party in a bar in Reykjavik in 2007 and was having a bet with a mate which way this guy would fall of his chair as he was leathered. When he did fall of his chair, one of the door staff rushed over and I thought he'd be thrown straight out. Bouncer picks the lad up, sits him on his chair and puts his pint back in front of him and walks away. Totally not what we expected to happen. If you ever get the chance to go to Iceland grab it, it's an amazing place.

Found a photo from the bar in question

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Axe throwing after a few beers

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Regarding school xD

 

Back story: I went to a catholic middle and high school, so naturally religion was on the menu. During my final year, our teacher made us watch a documentary about poor people. However, these people were all like "I used to have two Mercedes cars and a couple of BMW and I started drinking and partying and I blew all my money so WOE IS ME". This went on and on. So after a while, teacher asked what we thought. I called out bullshit. I have zero sympathy for someone who is telling me he was loaded and then blew it all on drinks and hookers, so yeah fuck him.

 

That wasn't very christian of me. So I had two choices: either leave the classroom or keep quiet and keep watching. Packed my bag and left. Two other guys left too with me which I didn't expect >>

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Ah yes... religious education...

In the last 3 years in school, we were allowed to choose if we would go for religion, or for an ethics course.

I was planning on switching to the latter one, but i basically overslept the day where we were supposed to make our choice.

(i wash totally shober, i schwearz)

 

So, i stayed in religious education. On the first day in the new year of classes, our teacher (a real catholic priest - robes and a cleaning-woman-as-girlfriend included), asked us why we didn't switch to ethics courses.

Let's just say it seems like telling him directly that i overslept the day where we could switch classes, i hurt his feeling bad enough that i got kicked out of school for a day. One of two "blue letters" i got from school. :D

 

Oh, and i was allowed to switch classes after that. ;)

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I once got my ass kicked out of a classroom and into detention for not completing homework, it had been given to me on the Wednesday, due for Thursday, I got home to find my mother in hospital, my dad made dinner, then took us to visit, I got home and went to bed. Teacher took a 'no excuses' policy, and threw me into detention. My mother complained to my drama teacher after she recovered at the parents evening, and the woman had a go at my mum for telling me that I couldnt sing - apparently my mother was crushing my creative spirit - batshit crazy teacher. I sound like a cat being crushed when I sing, my mother was just being honest. 

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I use to attend a Christian school and one day I brought an anime magazine. Well the headmaster must have seen me with it because later that day she told me anime is a sin, that is created by men then blessed by witches that infuse demons into anime to harm viewers.

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I use to attend a Christian school and one day I brought an anime magazine. Well the headmaster must have seen me with it because later that day she told me anime is a sin, that is created by men then blessed by witches that infuse demons into anime to harm viewers.

That's true tho

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One of my teachers wanted to throw me out of class, because I explained a girl sitting next to me why you can't drop history as subject in our school system.

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Once while in class I threw myself out the window from a 4th floor and gave the teacher a heart attack. 

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Once while in class I threw myself out the window from a 4th floor and gave the teacher a heart attack. 

 

 

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On Christian school Teacher made me shut up when i questioned the dinosaurs era and the 7 day creation story

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