Things That Piss You Off

[Captain Falcon 0]

1. Scouts/ Medics/ Spies/ Snipers that use the portals with me (a soldier) which is much slower than them to get off. Scouts especially.

2. Noob snipers that blame their noobiness on lag.

3.People building sentry guns with no real strategical position

4. Classes that steal my metal in the setup time

5. Players who run towards me when i'm a spy as if they want help. Good job you just got both of us killed.

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[Camail 1]

1. Noobs complaining about spawn Camping

2. All pyros

3. Medics not healing someone

4. People who don't know how to play their class

5. People who don't listen to me

6. People who go sniper after I headshot them ( eventually leads to a 4vs1 sniper fight =/)

7. All pyros

8. Valve not fixing face stabs

9. Valve making pyros rape machines because people bitched too much

10. Gabe and his fat fingers

11. 12 year olds with mics

12.Anyone without a mic that has gone through puberty

13.Bottleneck passages

14. All pyros

15.People who suck at life

[Doxt 1]

how did I know camail would have a long list

[miniturtle 0]

-Engies that steal your metal and then just stand there doing nothing and watch your gun die.

-Scouts taking a teleporter.

-People who try and push engies off their own teleporter when they're trying to go repair a gun (if you try doing this to me I'll explode the entrance).

-Spies or anybody actually that says they took down a sentry when they haven't yet taken it down.

-Medics that butt hug.

-Engies that will build their gun right next to yours (How is that helpful?).

-Killerkeg as a sniper against me.

-People claiming that you're cheating because you're kicking their ass.

-People complaining that we stacked the teams when Lotus plays together.

-Anybody that makes me have to mute them.

-Camail and all of his butt babies

[Novas 0]

2. All pyros

7. All pyros

9. Valve making pyros rape machines because people bitched too much

14. All pyros

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But you love me right? lol

1. I hate engineers. So much.

2. Crit rockets

3. Crit nades

4. 32 player servers

[Falkin 0]

- Medics that hang onto one player the entire time. Your the only class of your type, HEAL EVERYONE within reason. The worst is seeing a medic watch you come at them in flames and then die without them even bothering. :angry:

- People that are so 'uber' that they get upset when they dont get a dedicated medic to get them the winz.

- Medics that dump an uber on you and then take it away to uber someone else right as you advance on a SG or something. False advertising.

- Pyros, because Valve is dead-ending the game with crit focused additions. More fun and variety, not pwn joo noob guns. Its one thing for a spy to time a backstab right, its a different case when a Pyro can Backburn you from 10ft.

- *swipe. People claiming that you're cheating, or just bitching, because you're kicking their ass. (and more so when several people join the bandwagon). Dont get PP-hearted, get even or stfu.

- People who clutter chat and mic with pissing contests and personal self esteem seminars. Im not your mom, TF2 is not the place to get hugs.

- When a sentry gun catches just the barest bit of you and pins you to the wall until dead.

- People blowing themselves up to avoid awarding a kill to a pyro. Cheesy.

- People with low or zero reading comprehension. The chat is sometimes useful, at least skim it.

- That people, when the intel is stolen, still proceed out of the base (even directly from the spawn) like nothings happening. You pull IN to protect, not away like someone else will take care of it.

- Explosions that kill both the shooter and the shot at the same time but the shooter still gets credit (its never made sense to me, then again if it counts as suicide it doesnt mean anything anyways).

- Eng's that dont help, and pass other eng's guns and setup thats half broken.

- Eng's that cluster stupidly in remote places (like in the sewer in 2fort) and leave bases wide open. Great for your team, failure for theirs.

- That your team is suddenly lacking Eng's and the base has no defense after they all decided to change class at once. We know, it can be a boring class. At least leave you gun while you go looking for kills. OR SAY SOMETHING so someone can compensate.

- Mic spam. Mic spam. Mic spam. I have my own music.

- People that claim demomen are overpowered but have little to no experience with them. Most arnt very good, nade gun ammo discharge is predictable, and you can set a trap only so fast after exploding the previous one. Learn and apply to your advantage against them (And if they do get a nerf, Valve better come up with something clever or useful to fill the void because once the grenades are up you have nothing but the bottle.)

[miniturtle 0]

1. I hate engineers. So much.

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Aaaaw...

[Alucard winrar 0]

-Other snipers who stand directly in front of you as you are trying to snipe. Even worse if the moment they move, an enemy headshots you.

-Random lag that always seems to come at critical moments.

-People who ask for ubers but fail to do anything with it.

-Whenever you die just as you right click for uber.

-Medics who heal a spy you're shooting at or is sapping something.

-Being ubered as a soldier, wtf are you gonna do with only 4 rockets before you gotta reload?

-Valve for making achievements for one class at a time which cause a far greater number of that class to be played for a solid 3 weeks.

[Tay 0]

People who stand in the way of where you need to build something. (Totally need a MOVE OUT OF THE WAY taunt.)

Getting uber'd as a demo before you've reloaded.

Pyros that stand by your dispenser and don't flame their flame.

[.Switch 0]

- when there are 4 snipers and 3 spies on goldrush offense and people wonder why the cart isn't moving

- people who think the spy crabwalk is cool

[Melissia 7]

People who complain about noobs when the person is actually a new player.

People who complain about noobs when they also suck.

People who automatically assume taht because you pick X class you must be a noob (OMG you're such a noob for picking sniper! etc)

People who act as if killing a spy, once, after the spy already backstabbed five people and sapped four buildings all in one life, is an awesome achievement and something to brag about as if they just conquered France.

[orajn 0]

I don't think conquering France is something to brag about since it's like drinking water.

[DarkClaw 0]

1. Valve making the Pyro seem like a noobish class... with all those easy to use achievement weapons (literally). Now I have no choice but to use them to compete against other Pyros (due to the 50 hp increase) and be called a noob . I want my compression blast!

2. People who say ALL the new Pyro weapons are noobish... only the backburner and possibly the axtinguisher are noobish. The flare gun is no noob weapon, with it's arching and lack of speed of firing, and the axtinguisher really sucks when the enemy is not on fire, making it really useless in normal melee situations. The reason the axtinguisher CAN be noobish is that flame a heavy and then axe him twice, even with a medic on him, and he's dead...

3. Too many of one class

4. Too many pyros (which pisses me off a lot when I'm pyro or spy)

4 1/2. Too many spies (which pisses me off only when I'm spy, not pyro )

5. People complaining about trivial things

6. LAGGGGGGG... I think being backburned 10ft away was an issue for one of you guys? Either it's my connection or my computer's fault, I have trouble backburning anybody... even making people catch on fire is a chore. I chase them till I'm close enough, flame, and then they just pass through it and nothing happens.

7. ALL THOSE EVIL PEOPLE WHO HAVE BECOME SO USED TO MY SPY TACTICS THAT I'VE BEEN FORCED TO USE PYRO! Oh well, pyro was my fav class in TF because I find it was balanced in speed, health, and firepower, but with the addition of the cloak for the spy in TF2, my fav became the spy... UNTIL EVERYBODY STARTED WISENING UP AND SPY CHECKED EVERY LITTLE THING... WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE STAY DUMB?! XD

8. People who can't deal with the opposing team's snipers. Hate it when you have 4 snipers yet the other team's snipers still have time to headshot you while you're jumping off your battlements just because your snipers suck!

9. Stats that you can't reset even after you've gotten a shitload better somehow after taking a week or two off gaming.

10. Camail's over-the-top attitude XD

Speaking of the original TF, did anybody notice that the flaregun is somewhat like the incendiary cannon (The pyro's old rocket launcher that shot slow moving rockets that caught people on fire? Effective on snipers, just like the flaregun in TF2!)

[Nket 16]

-8 engineers on defense on goldrush/dustbowl, complain about the stupidity of it, and then win the round because of the engineers -.-

-people spy checking people who have alternate weapons out or the achievement weapons even though it is completely impossible for them to be spys

-burning to death inside of spawn, burning to death in front of a medic, burning to death after killing the pyro, burning to death at all.

-having a medic spy check you while low on health and die before the medic actually heals you -.-

-seeing an obvious spy, attempting to kill said obvious spy while your idiot team ignores you even if you are shouting in your mic about the spy, and the spy still gets a few backstabs or saps in

-setting up a full sentry/tele/dispenser nest and watching a spy walk up and just chain sap the crap out of it, give up on saving your nest and club the spy to death while all your work explodes

-crit rockets to the face dont kill pyros anymore >

-hitting a pyro with 4+ rockets and still dying to said pyro

-pyros

-pyros

[Falkin 0]

6. LAGGGGGGG... I think being backburned 10ft away was an issue for one of you guys? Either it's my connection or my computer's fault, I have trouble backburning anybody... even making people catch on fire is a chore. I chase them till I'm close enough, flame, and then they just pass through it and nothing happens.

Just played a losing round of 2fort where a scout with the intel passed straight through two pyro flames without catching fire and just waltzed out the base. Ridiculous.

And I dont have an issue as far as backburning people, just the wep itself. Is a 100% crit weapon plus 50 health really necessary (even the axe is less over the top, needing the two part flame plus melee)?

[Alucard winrar 0]

-hitting a pyro with 4+ rockets and still dying to said pyro

2nd that one

-rockets cant pass through team mates so if a bunch of ppl are in one spot, you lose rockets to team mates jumping around. Or just as you fire a team mate walks in front of you and you kill hurt/kill yourself.

[Troispoint 0]

-Noob snipers

-Noob engineer

-Noob Demoman

-Noob Soldier

-Noob Medic

-Noob Scout

-Noob Heavy

-Noob Pyro

-Noob Spy

That sums it up for me

[KillerKeg 10]

-Killerkeg as a sniper against me.

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You can try hiding behind your sentry but I can still see your head.

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[Mr Pain 0]

10 feet away melee crits

facestabs

lagging

lagging when i have a pyro aproaching me

lagging when i have a scout aproaching me

griefers

griefers

griefers

gayporn

covering my spray

crap medics

ppl not sacrificing their life to keep the medic alive

ppl not listening to me

crit flames

crit anything

it really makes a difference when crits are off, it really does seperate the shit players from the good ones

[Melissia 7]

Gay porn pisses you off? I hope you don't look up goatse then, for your own good...

[DarkClaw 0]

10 feet away melee crits

facestabs

crit flames

crit anything

it really makes a difference when crits are off, it really does seperate the shit players from the good ones

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I second all of that. Crits may be nice, but they should be more random, and less occuring, with the exception of the sniper rifle (headshots) and the butterfly knife (backstabs). Other than that, there shouldn't be any special weapons that induce criticals for nothing, like the backburner. BTW... the kritzkrieg is sorta dumb... I mean, 100% crits, but you can still die and it doesn't affect machinery. Sure, it may be useful when you encounter hundreds of enemies that don't shoot back, but what are the odds of that?!

[Troispoint 0]

2 girls 1 cup sprays are worse than gayporn, but thats just me. And no Im not gay

[Doxt 1]

BTW... the kritzkrieg is sorta dumb... I mean, 100% crits, but you can still die and it doesn't affect machinery. Sure, it may be useful when you encounter hundreds of enemies that don't shoot back, but what are the odds of that?!

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You just can't use it the same way as an uber. You hit it and just peak around a corner like you would if there was no uber, it's just an added chance of getting personnel kills.

[miniturtle 0]

You can try hiding behind your sentry but I can still see your head.

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I'm usually pretty good at building to where I'm fine if I crouch down behind my sentry, but you're like the only sniper that never misses me when I let go of the crouch button.

BTW... the kritzkrieg is sorta dumb... I mean, 100% crits, but you can still die and it doesn't affect machinery. Sure, it may be useful when you encounter hundreds of enemies that don't shoot back, but what are the odds of that?!

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I've seen it work really effectively when 2 medics coordinate and release an uber and kriz on a heavy, then the ubered medic makes sure to jump around and block the kritzed medic from getting hit. They end up like mowing down the whole team.