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Funny thing is, I didnt even look hard for these screen shots. Its like the first 20 I saw.

Hmmmm... Ya know what? I call BS on your claim that these are the first 20 screenshots you looked at... Wanna know why?

Evidence 1: Thread about how to reduce the gaps between players listed in the scoreboard...

The thread was created 22 May 2009 - 07:05 PM

You specifically replied to it 24 May 2009 - 07:02 AM

In your reply, you thanked the OP (for the info I assume)...

Now...

Evidence 2:

cpdustbowl0003.jpg

Please note the lack of gaps. Great... recent screenshot, right?

cpdustbowl0004.jpg

Another one with small gaps, where you can see all your teammates on the page. Wonderful, another recent one.

Evidence 3:

cpdustbowl0095.jpg

What's this? Look at those gaps! Only 12 people on blue and, as you can see, they take up most of the scoreboard... where would those other 4 fit? Oh, that's right, below the lowest one on there right now... in other words, at least 3 would not be visible, and one would be barely visible, as we see in the NEXT screenshot...

cpdustbowl0115.jpg

Now, counting shouldn't be too hard for someone who has a degree in Chemical Engineering... 12 on the board, #13 you can barely see a sliver of...

cpdustbowl0117.jpg

What's this? ANOTHER shot with huge gaps? Possibly taken BEFORE May 24th?

cpdustbowl0165.jpg

Hmmm, yet another one...

Now, surely you have taken more than 20 screenshots since May 24th, right? It's actually rather obvious you have your game set up (like most people do, because it's the default setting) to take a screenshot at the end of every round... and you've CERTAINLY played more than 20 rounds in the last 40+ days? Sure you have... I don't think you could deny that... and I'm certain that intrepid people could look at those wonderful stat logs you love to point out to verify such things...

Now if we were to ASSUME you truly DO NOT have that "auto screenshot at the end of round" option turned on... the most obvious thing is that they are pre-patch screenshots... before the sniper/spy patch, when the scoreboard was updated.

So yeah... blatantly caught in a lie... Data mining to prove your point. How very unscientific of you.

If funny how you are such a blatant liar.

Pot.

Kettle.

Black.

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Its funny to see you try sooooo hard. You and Dave are like wannabe stats whores. Ever since your first posts on this forum, I have noticed an aura of "I am such an awesome TF2 player" in your 10 page posts. The bottom line is, you werent, especially for how much you talked. Lunchbox is right, I am blatantly honest and you both were asking to be called out. You may not be the biggest newbs, but you had the problem of over inflating yourselves which is what annoying newbs do.

If you both were truly good and knew what you were talking about, I would have shut the fuck up. If you both were newbs but kept your mouth shut, I would have also shut the fuck up. Unfortunately, there is nothing more annoying than a newb who talks a lot but is wrong. The thing with me is, I never ever ever open my mouth without certainty. If I dont know something, I dont open my mouth. Effectively, I almost never say anything wrong simply because I dont open my mouth in areas that I dont know. Before I engaged with any of your initial lame posts, I had plenty of certainty that I was light years ahead of you guys.

So the moral of the story is, if you are a newb or itching to say something stupid, dont talk. You dont see me arguing with KillerKeg or Solahma about TF2. Same thing with why you dont see me argue with Mana about how to run a successful TF2 server, or Nket about what is the best anime to watch. People say I brag about my skill, perhaps. But you dont see me trying to prove I am better at someone who is in reality 70% better me. 70% is a big fucking skill gap. Have you ever see someone beat another guy by 70% in the Olympics at anything? You guys can blame yourselves for starting all of this.

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ROFL!!!

I am seriously HOWLING with laughter over here!

It is AMAZING how obtuse you are, and how easy it is to make you make a complete fool of yourself. :)

Hehehe... *sigh*... but I'm done...

Have a nice life suckylife...

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It's not so much you as the pointless bickering. I've said it already; why gives a fuck about stats, especially yours? You'll never play here again.

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It's not so much you as the pointless bickering.

If thats the case, who's fault is it that you had to click this thread? You don't like me and you don't like the contents of this thread, yet, you are probably the 4th most frequent visitor and poster in this thread (lol?). Its funny how I have never ever talked shit to you and it was only revealed recently that you are a closet hater. So either you are envious of something, or you are a bandwagon jumper. Not to mention your disturbing bunny and Frankenstein avatar pictures. You are definitely an odd individual.

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It's not so much you as the pointless bickering. I've said it already; why gives a fuck about stats, especially yours? You'll never play here again.

Try and be as witty as you like. You still live in Philly, sucks to be you no matter what.

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If thats the case, who's fault is it that you had to click this thread? You don't like me and you don't like the contents of this thread, yet, you are probably the 4th most frequent visitor and poster in this thread (lol?). Its funny how I have never ever talked shit to you and it was only revealed recently that you are a closet hater. So either you are envious of something, or you are a bandwagon jumper. Not to mention your disturbing bunny and Frankenstein avatar pictures. You are definitely an odd individual.

I haven't liked you since the first time I played with you. You were loud, rude, and abusive to a bunch of people on Dustbowl. Also, regarding the chat I had with your girlfriend, who gives personal information to strangers on the Internet? Seriously? I couldn't help myself. I even named the chat log HAHAHAOHWOW.

Try and be as witty as you like. You still live in Philly, sucks to be you no matter what.

Let me guess, you also believe I was born on February 29th, 1980?

This thread needs to be locked, seriously. :o

Agreed.

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Having watched you play myself, and watched him play. The only difference is that he's a bit more vocal with people when they are doing poorly. I've seen and heard you bitch people out in game to an extraordinary amount. I'm not saying that I don't like you, not even saying that I disapprove of your bitching at people. Just don't be such a hypocrite, you can't point a finger at someone while calling them a douche. It just makes no sense, and has no class.

Also, no one loves /b/tards. Grow up.

Not only am I not a /b/tard, I'm also not a hypocrite. I didn't point a finger at ANYONE, nor did I deny the amazing claim that I, myself, could ALSO be a douche. I just made a generalized statement, and if you took offense to it or felt that it applied to anyone in specific, than that's in your hands, not mine. I know damn well how I play TF2, I know I'm an asshole, and I don't need you to tell me what I do. I don't play this game to be surrounded with fucking retards all day who aren't even worth my skill, effort or time. Ah, the joy of the meaningless dickwagging sessions that make up TF2's beloved pub scene.

Also, I've made my opinion clear, I'm not changing my mind, so don't send me messages or even bother flaming me in this thread, especially not if you're some random dicksucker who is trying to earn digital brownie points by fighting in Yousuck's defense against the tyrannous Lotus Clan and its hypocrites and faggots. Oh, and blow your fucking minds more, I disagree with Keg - get over it.

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...especially not if you're some random dicksucker who is trying to earn digital brownie points by fighting in Yousuck's defense against the tyrannous Lotus Clan and its hypocrites and faggots.

oh god i lol'd

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But I love Lotus, I just keep my Allies against the morons that play on the servers close. Just because someone has a different opinion than you, doesn't mean you're right and need to explode. I of course only read the quote of your post and am basing this reply off of that, but I feel you really aren't important enough to pay attention to since you don't play on Dustbowl.

You are a /b/tard, get over it. How many times a day do you say fail?

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But I love Lotus, I just keep my Allies against the morons that play on the servers close. Just because someone has a different opinion than you, doesn't mean you're right and need to explode. I of course only read the quote of your post and am basing this reply off of that, but I feel you really aren't important enough to pay attention to since you don't play on Dustbowl.

You are a /b/tard, get over it. How many times a day do you say fail?

Obvious newfag is obvious.

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Roll     Kills  Assists  Deaths
Demo:    8,247  3,202  	3,244  
Pyro:    1,513 	698 	502 	
Soldier: 922 	510 	451 	
Spy:     904 	132 	824

Map             K      Assists  FF   K:D    K:M   G      R     Online:
cp_dustbowl  	1,647  	336  	0    2.61  3.71   25  	237    07:23:28

http://stats.lotusclan.com/tf2/player.php?id=103154

Playing Demo on Dustbowl (especially Stage 3) isn't really that hard. All this proves is that you can spam around a corner and play some of the easiest classes to play. So uh, yeah. You're not that great.

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http://stats.lotusclan.com/tf2/player.php?id=103154

Playing Demo on Dustbowl (especially Stage 3) isn't really that hard. All this proves is that you can spam around a corner and play some of the easiest classes to play. So uh, yeah. You're not that great.

To call someone not great, means you have to be better. Are you?

When I call out a newb for exaggerating, people say I lack humility. But what do you call someone in your situation spartan? Just a sore hater?

You say I am a spamming demo because I am a good demo. But what about the other classes?

Why am I ranked #10, and you are ranked #225. Are you going to say stats don't matter even though you were the first one to pull up the stats card? If stats don't matter, why aren't you #10 and me #225?

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Me

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You

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Apparently I beat you at medic, engy, pyro, soldier, sniper, demo, scout in KDR. Nice 0.5 KDR as spy and 0.25 KDR as medic.

Sup, got called out? Before you call someone ungreat. Learn some math. Did I forget to call you a sore loser? Are you going to pretend you didnt make the previous post, and start talking about how I brag to random people?

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To call someone not great, means you have to be better. Are you?

When I call out a newb for exaggerating, people say I lack humility. But what do you call someone in your situation spartan? Just a sore hater?

You say I am a spamming demo because I am a good demo. But what about the other classes?

Why am I ranked #10, and you are ranked #225. Are you going to say stats don't matter even though you were the first one to pull up the stats card? If stats don't matter, why aren't you #10 and me #225?

tf2e.jpg

Me

tf2b.jpg

You

tf2a.jpg

Apparently I beat you at medic, engy, pyro, soldier, sniper, demo, scout in KDR. Nice 0.5 KDR as spy and 0.25 KDR as medic.

Sup, got called out? Before you call someone ungreat. Learn some math. Did I forget to call you a sore loser? Are you going to pretend you didnt make the previous post, and start talking about how I brag to random people?

Nice 0.5 KDR as a heavy, lol... You can't really say that you are better than someone at a certain class if you have less than 100 lives with them... To me there is not enough information to come to a conclusion. I might go on early round sprees and be 19-1 as a scout, but then I come back to earth later and end with a respectable 35-10 or something.

Oh, and seeing as how your kdr as demo is 2.54 and mine is 3.09, I'll say it. You aren't that great. And I'm never a demo on dustbowl, where demos like you go to have kritz orgasms...

Haro? You there? I see you going to other threads but not this one :(

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blah blah

You may very well be better than me. I didn't bother looking at your stats. I do agree that duration matters since law of averages apply. BUT nonetheless it doesn't change the overall argument. I dont have to prove with statistical confidence on every single class. If you look at the stats as a whole, its pretty clear.

My KDR is easily over 2 when I play Heavy on other servers. 2-4 is much different story than 200-400 or 2000-4000. I played Heavy for only 3-4 minutes on a very unlucky round.

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You may very well be better than me. I didn't bother looking at your stats. I do agree that duration matters since law of averages apply. BUT nonetheless it doesn't change the overall argument. I dont have to prove with statistical confidence on every single class. If you look at the stats as a whole, its pretty clear.

My KDR is easily over 2 when I play Heavy on other servers. 2-4 is much different story than 200-400 or 2000-4000. I played Heavy for only 3-4 minutes on a very unlucky round.

Hence the lol...GOOD LORD... I'm just saying you cant really say that you are a better scout than him when you are a 16-16 scout.

I'm also saying that outside of dustbowl demo, you falter a bit, probably because dustbowl is a demo's best friend.

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Apparently I beat you at medic, engy, pyro, soldier, sniper, demo, scout in KDR. Nice 0.5 KDR as spy and 0.25 KDR as medic.

haha, oh wow.

weapon stats have been reset quite a few times, they hold no meaning any more.

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