Me Picking Up Security Officer

[+Cactus 4,948]

[Sinophile 41]

You suck, stop playing games and make more of those freaky pickup vids.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Busy acquiring legendary items. Girls come later.

[Mars 288]

You suck, stop playing games and make more of those freaky pickup vids.

This. Get to work playboy. We're waiting.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Help me get this, and I will record all my stuff in video

http://www.ebay.com/itm/LawMate-PV-500-EVO-HD-Handheld-Portable-Pocket-DVR-HD-Button-Screw-Camera-Cam-/270934001026?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3f14ecc582

[You suck and have no life 203]

Open a hooker set for the lulz

[+Cactus 4,948]

[pockets 1,841]

So glad this thread is back.

[- Mike - 2,728]

Wait, doing PUA on a hooker?

[You suck and have no life 203]

I approach every hot girl in my face, you don't find out till you actually open the set. I mean, we been doing it for 6 hours straight, you kind of become auto pilot. You dont even think. All you do in your head is "Hot girl, go up to hot girl, figure what you are going to say while you are walking". Well in this case, I figured it out after her second sentence, but she was still fun to talk to. And no, even if she was down for free, it would still be a no go. I was just practicing banter and see how far I could go. These strippers all say the same stupid story, its almost instant I can figure out what they are up to.

* "Just visiting"

* "Where are you guys staying"

* "Where you looking for some company"

* "What are you up to"

* "What are you guys doing later"

* "Where are you staying"

* Always scanning the room and looking around for other people (looking for clients)

* Walking back and forth the same route and making a U-turn

* Usually alone or with one other girl

[+Cactus 4,948]

I approach every hot girl in my face, you don't find out till you actually open the set.

Most people call it "human interaction"; you call it "the set."

[You suck and have no life 203]

Its the cool lingo. Haven't you herd?

http://freepuavideos.blogspot.com/p/pua-acronyms-list.html

[+Cactus 4,948]

[pockets 1,841]

[+Cactus 4,948]

[Sinophile 41]

Thats good Yousuck. Treat those bitches like the shallow whores they are.

[Willerms 1,794]

Thats good Yousuck. Treat those bitches like the shallow whores they are.

I'm going to surpass you in posts. I also don't know if you're commending him or not.

[You suck and have no life 203]

I stole this from a friend:

WHAT TO DO AFTER YOU GET HER NUMBER

**PERSONAL NOTE: Whenever I get involved with a chick and stop gaming for a while, a lot of my game leaves me. Then I have to waste time re-learning via trial and error and do lots of studying to get it back. So this guide is something for me to come back to, as well as something to help anyone else it might be of use to. I've worked mainly in online game the past several months, but it doesn't really matter how you met her. The principles in this guide translate just the same.

**CREDIT NOTE: I don't claim to have invented everything I talk about here. This is just what works best for me. I'll give credit where it's due if I know who to give it to. (credit to Hydro for a lot of what I learned about text game)

Let's get started.

---TEXTING HER---

So you had a good first interaction, got her laughing, invested in the conversation, and pulled her #. Congratulations! You've just made the cut from all the chodes she screens out to the mix of chodes-in-disguise and real men she gave her # to. The game's only just begun, so don't think you can rest easy just yet.

______The Cardinal Rule of Texting_______

Have a reason to text her.

Read that line again. Conversely, this means never text her without a reason.

This can mean anything. If you've never texted her before, then understand before you hit "Send" that you're only going to maintain the conversation long enough in order to establish some rapport. If you've been texting her for a couple days, then before you hit "Send" understand that you want to get her to meet up with you. It doesn't matter what your reason is, but have a reason. This will help you control the conversation better.

Texting her just for the sake of it is dangerous... it can lead to endless text convos that just drag on and on, and inevitably her responses will take longer and longer before she stops answering. And then you'll be left wondering what you did wrong.

THE RULES OF TEXT-FU

Rule #1:

Never, never, never and I mean NEVER send her two texts in a row unless you truly believe in the blackest depths of your fuckin soul believe that it is necessary.

SYMPTOM: Girl is not responding to your string of texts.

PROBLEM: You texted her too many times in a row.

SOLUTION: Don't text her so many times in a row.

Until you meet up with her, texting you is just a cute, flirty, fun thing to occupy her mind. I can't tell you how many girls I've met who have shown me the long list of un-answered text messages in their phones from gameless chodes trying to get them to respond by sending "just one more text." Unless it's a super-fucking special circumstance, sending more than one message in a row conveys neediness, which is something that almost every guy she gives her number to is conveying because hers is the first number they've gotten in months. Don't be that kind of guy. Say no to multiple text-sending.

Rule #2:

Your messages must ALWAYS be (emotionally) engaging, something with substance that she will want to respond to.

SYMPTOM: Girl is not answering your lame, uninteresting texts.

PROBLEM: Your texts are lame and uninteresting.

SOLUTIONS: Make ALL of your texts fun, engaging, and full of kickassery.

Again, a lot of the girls I've met have complained how guys always message them on the dating site/text them boring texts like "what's up" or "how was ur day." No. Fuck that shit. Every single text you send her must entice her to respond. "What's up" should be "What kind of trouble are you getting into today?" If she answers something boring like "Watching a movie", then you say, "Without me? I thought we had something more but I guess i'm just text candy to you ". You want to convey the most fun, sexually-comfortable, confident aspects of your personality. Because while she's answering your text, she's got texts from 15 other dudes sitting in her inbox.

There are entire libraries about what to text girls on the internet. Go read them. This text guide is more comprehensive than in-depth.

Rule #3:

Get her to invest in the text convo.

SYMPTOM: Girl is responding with lame, boring, or short texts.

PROBLEM: She's not invested in the conversation.

SOLUTION: Tease her/Don't answer.

Look at your texts compared to hers. If yours are typically longer, if she's not playing along, or if she's giving annoyingly short answers where she could say something much more interesting, you're investing more than she is. If this continues, it begins to come off as needy.

So get HER to invest in the conversation along with you (or more than you, if you can). It annoys me to no end when a girl sends short texts like "haha" or "goin to the gym." I can't and won't stand for that shit. So I bust on them for it. If I get something like "haha", I respond with "haha". If I get something like "makin lunch" or "doin homework", I'll say "wow, you lead a fascinating life " or "whoa, you're way too talkative. I don't think this is going to work out" (credit: Enthalpy) You'll be surprised how this gets her to apologize or justify her behavior, and then invest more into the conversation. As an alternative, you can also just not answer.

The way this works is that it shows her you're not afraid of the conversation ending. A lot of guys think they can engage the girl in some kind of eternal text conversation without any direction. Speaking from personal experience, this is nothing short of textual suicide.

Rule #4:

Freeze her out.

SYMPTOM: Girl is not answering your daily texts.

PROBLEM: You're texting her too much (giving her too much attention).

SOLUTION: Stop texting her for a few days.

It sucks when a girl doesn't answer your text. You're left wondering why, and before you know it you're checking your phone every 5 minutes, and wondering if you should text her again.

This also trails back to rule #1. If she doesn't answer your text, forget about her for at least a full calender day. Example: If a girl doesn't answer my text at 6pm on a Sunday, I won't text her again until at least Tuesday morning. Even if you don't have other girls to occupy yourself with, you MUST practice freezing her out.

This rule requires patience, but is integral to your text game. I've blown out so many opportunities with girls I had initially attracted by not practicing this rule, and I still kick myself for it. Even girls I had already made out with. Remember, you're an awesome dude with a fascinating life. You don't have time to be chasing after flaky girls. If she doesn't answer, then you'll check up on in her in a couple days when you remember to. Letting her drop the the convo and then re-initiating it every day comes off needy.

Not that it matters, but there are endless reasons for why she's not answering you. She got bored of the conversation, she went out with friends, the guy she's fucking came over, she went to work, she forgot to answer you, she fell asleep, her dog spontaneously combusted, a comet hit her house, she got kidnapped by Somali pirates, etc.

If I make plans with a girl and she flakes on me (doesn't answer day of date or tells me she can't make it and doesn't reschedule) I won't text her for at least 2 full days, sometimes more.

Rule #5:

Drop text.

SYMPTOM: Varies. See below.

PROBLEM: Varies. See below.

SOLUTION: Don't respond.

I wish I could remember who to credit this to, because it is pure gold.

Dropping text simply means not responding to her previous text. Girls do this all the time. Dropping text is one of the most useful tools in your textual arsenal because you can apply it to so many different situations.

Is she sending short, boring answers? Drop text.

Not sure how to respond to what she said? Drop text.

Is the conversation winding down from a high point? Drop text.

Is the conversation at an end and is it unnecessary to respond to her last text ("ok," "see ya then," "", etc.)? Drop text.

Whether you choose to ignore her for a couple hours, until tomorrow, or for a few days is dependent on the situation. This rule partly ties into rule #2. You want your texts to be as fun and engaging whenever possible, texts that get her to respond and invest in you. So sending a courtesy "ok you too" text is unnecessary and, if repeated over time, can end up working against you. When you do this, you put yourself in the situation of having been the last one to reply, which is something you want to avoid whenever you can; it's best to end the conversation when it's at a high point instead of letting it trail downhill before ending it, because where it ends will be her most recent memory of you.

Think about how insane it drives us when a girl doesn't respond to our text. You not responding probably won't drive her as insane (unless she's really invested in you) but it does give you the upper hand in a lot of different little ways, i.e. you didn't respond so you're not that needy, you have a busy lifestyle, etc.

Above all, this communicates that you are NOT a chode who will respond to every little thing a girl texts you. Used right, dropping text can even get her to start sending more interesting texts (the way we do), just so she can capture your attention.

That's all for now... I'll get into setting up the date and any text rules I might have forgotten later on.

[Willerms 1,794]

We love you so much <3

[+Cactus 4,948]

[pockets 1,841]

[You suck and have no life 203]

Got a date with hotty Latina tonight. Will report back.

[- Mike - 2,728]

Got a date with hotty Latina tonight. Will report back.

Not hard in LA.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Down for the brown

*edit: took out pic cuz I really like her lol*

[Willerms 1,794]

Bend her over and take her to browntown