Me Picking Up Security Officer

[You suck and have no life 203]

Bend her over and take her to browntown

Achievement unlocked. Her first time there. Will upload audio.

[pockets 1,841]

Down for the brown

*edit: took out pic cuz I really like her lol*

Probably best to not show a picture of her to a group of strangers who pretty much do nothing but troll everything you say in this thread. Where is your list for things like that?

[You suck and have no life 203]

Probably best to not show a picture of her to a group of strangers who pretty much do nothing but troll everything you say in this thread. Where is your list for things like that?

You can't troll someone who is indifferent.

[pockets 1,841]

You can't troll someone who is indifferent.

That's what makes it so much fun.

[Willerms 1,794]

I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR THIS COMMUNITY

[You suck and have no life 203]

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Almost in....so far so good.

[pockets 1,841]

First of all, literally every comedian is funnier than Katt Williams.

Secondly, I don't know which is sadder, that you posted your online dating profile on a TF2 forum or that I read the entire thing.

Finally, you have to stop shaving your ass. Under no circumstances is that okay. God forbid I get ass cancer (the worst kind of cancer) and they have to do surgery, because I would rather die of my malignant ass tumor than shave it.

Also, it's pretty much a scientific fact that you'll gain your weight back someday. You're a science geek (apparently), so you probably already know that only in freak occurrences a fat guy to lose a bunch of weight and keep it off forever.

That's why you don't see Jared on Subway commercials anymore.

[Willerms 1,794]

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes

[You suck and have no life 203]

If I were an endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or rough?

[HeadSh0tBrent 2,156]

LOL IDK I DON'T TAKE SCIENCE! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

[- Mike - 2,728]

If I were an endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or rough?

Not as funny, but Golgi Apparatus.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Made a newb blog
http://squattincassanova.blogspot.com/

[+Cactus 4,948]

Made a newb blog

http://squattincassanova.blogspot.com/

You know that you misspelled Casanova, right?

[- Mike - 2,728]

Who wears hats inside?

[You suck and have no life 203]

yes

[pockets 1,841]

I have the biggest erection right now.

[You suck and have no life 203]

God damn, I had to do all the work. These chicks have absolutely no personality..... smh

[Willerms 1,794]

You sly dog you. I believe you were insulting her but disguising it with flattery. You are a jokester and I appreciate what you have done for this community. You are No.2 in this thread for most influential people. No. 1 would have to be Pocket's friend that doesn't wear shirts

[HeadSh0tBrent 2,156]

I am jelly.

You must give me good workout routine, and diet.

[You suck and have no life 203]

-----------------------------------------

Another message:

[Willerms 1,794]

My my, don't you get around?

[You suck and have no life 203]

No.... unfortunately, I'm on the computer too much posting on video game forums. LOLOL!

[- Mike - 2,728]

You sly dog you. I believe you were insulting her but disguising it with flattery. You are a jokester and I appreciate what you have done for this community. You are No.2 in this thread for most influential people. No. 1 would have to be Pocket's friend that doesn't wear shirts

It's called negging, brah.

[pockets 1,841]

Someone called?

[Willerms 1,794]

OH GOD MY DIAPHRAGM