Me Picking Up Security Officer

[pockets 1,841]

Seriously "yousuckandhavenolife" if you ever wrote a novel, I would read every word of the worst novel ever written.

I am a regular reader of your blog chronicling the path towards learning basic human interaction. Have you never interacted with humans before? Your "game" tips make it sound like you have never had a conversation before recently. If you ever need writing "game" or need to improve on your conversational skills, call me at 205-438-xxxx

Here's my picture:

When you can lock down ass like this, you are a certified author of a nonexistent book entitled "Who Needs Game When You Got Street Cred?"

I know what you're thinking. "Who would name a book a rhetorical question?"

Answer: a man with all the answers.

[Willerms 1,794]

sexy

[Possum 10,776]

Seriously, my mind is so fucked right now I think I'm gonna go and browse /b/ as some light relief.

[You suck and have no life 203]

LOL Some funny shit

Every bitch in the club when they see their friends

Watching a Newbie Approach

When I see a 2 set

My original impression of direct game

[James Tyrgglidaar Quall 69 0]

didnt read the lsat couple pages and never will but you are a bitch.

[Willerms 1,794]

didnt read the lsat couple pages and never will but you are a bitch.

Who are you kidding? Why would someone who brags to 15-year olds about their love life be a bitch? Edited July 28, 2012 by Willerms

[James Tyrgglidaar Quall 69 0]

love. love life. a search for love by idiotbitchfucker

[Willerms 1,794]

love. love life. a search for love by idiotbitchfucker

Live Laugh Love <3

[pockets 1,841]

"man i feel like boosie i been going thorugh some things but if i will be good long as i stay prayed up sometime i feel like my niggas really aint my niggas and my girl really aint my girl but its all to the hood"

-William "Can't Resist" Jordan

[You suck and have no life 203]

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Opening message based on her headline:

[pockets 1,841]

What's wrong with her face?

Also, she used the word "deats." Deal breaker.

You have the audiobook for 50 Shades of Grey? Deal breaker.

[EggShell 1,102]

Recently I posted the "Everyone in this room is now dumber for having heard it" speech from Billy Madison in the recruit lounge... I think I may have messed up, I think that may belong here

[You suck and have no life 203]

I really wanted to listen to Fifty Shades of Grey for a few reasons.

1. Why every woman was into that book.

2. Great conversational starter

3. Hopefully pick up a newer set of vocabulary to enhance conversations whether verbal or over text.

[Nano 7,892]

I can't believe this is the first time I'm in this thread since joining lotus.

[EggShell 1,102]

I really wanted to listen to Fifty Shades of Grey for a few reasons.

1. Why every woman was into that book.

2. Great conversational starter

3. Hopefully pick up a newer set of vocabulary to enhance conversations whether verbal or over text.

I read twilight for the same reason

i like 'em young

nah i kid

or do i

[pockets 1,841]

I can't believe this is the first time I'm in this thread since joining lotus.

Welcome to the best thread on the forums.

[pockets 1,841]

Question is: You ever had your shit pushed in?

Training Day?

This shit is chess not checkers.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Dating companies that say looks don't matter are bull****ting you. Looks absolutely matters. A particular look may not work on every girl, but if that girl likes YOUR particular look, then you are basically playing "not **** up game". Don't be that 400 pound keyboard jockey. In fact, if you are way out of shape, doing 50% gym / 50% sarging may yield faster results. Some times online dating becomes stupidly easy. Below is an example. The three best things you can do is:

1. Workout

2. Learn photography

3. Cold approach

Basically get the number on Thursday, call and set up a date Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. Your cold approach will make you shine during the date and basically end of story.

[Willerms 1,794]

SIX ONE NINE, STILL DOING TIME MOTHERFUCKER

[Possum 10,776]

Smeagol. Lol.

[- Mike - 2,728]

Ah, the art of negging and putting emoticons in most responses.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Ah, the art of negging and putting emoticons in most responses.

-Mike-, future pick up artist right here haha.

[Willerms 1,794]

-Mike-, future pick up artist right here haha.

You know, so far you hold the record on my friends list for longest time not online. In second is Veneficus Podex, or "Wizard Anus" with 99 days. why do you never want to play games with the kool kids?

[You suck and have no life 203]

Whats your steam name?

[Willerms 1,794]

Willerms lol. Unless you aren't http://steamcommunity.com/id/yousuckandyouhavenolife/