Me Picking Up Security Officer

[- Mike - 2,728]

[pockets 1,841]

[You suck and have no life 203]

I love Vegas man. Writing the report later...

[Willerms 1,794]

This is where you take those fine ladies back home and show them your game stats

[- Oli - 1,121]

This is where you take those fine ladies back home and show them your game stats

Nah, he should show them his "research" he's conducting.

I'm sure they'll find it incredibly interesting

[+Cactus 4,948]

I love Vegas man. Writing the report later...

[Mars 288]

I love Vegas man. Writing the report later...

The great white gorilla has finally found a mate. But look at the pain in his eyes. He has to think about being separated from his beloved home, the jungle, every day.

[L'esperance 134]

Does that photographer work for you? Or do you seek him out every time you grace that club with your presence.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Does that photographer work for you? Or do you seek him out every time you grace that club with your presence.

Haha. There was a booth in the club with a camera and lights (notice the club name printed on the picture). All you do is stand there and press a button and it does a count down, takes a picture, and emails it to you.

But as for the other pictures. I am the photographer myself (at least I bring the camera and have my wing take the picture)

Its been harder and harder to bring my camera into the larger/better clubs since its a big camera and they only let professional photographers booked by the club to be inside with them. I need to invest in a smaller mirror-less camera. The point and shoot dummy cameras just pure shit.

[L'esperance 134]

Is that some asian glow I see?

[Willerms 1,794]

Moshi moshi You suck and have no life desu?

[You suck and have no life 203]

Moshi moshi You suck and have no life desu?

Hai, watashi wa yousuckandhavenolife desu. Watashi mo nihongo o hanashimasu. Koko de mainichi o benkyoushimasu

Is that some asian glow I see?

I don't drink when I go out. I'm just naturally red. You would think that people cared if you don't drink. Its actually not that big of a deal. You can either lie and say you already drank and you need some water, or you can just say you are the designated driver. The club isn't real. Its like you're in the matrix. You can be whatever you want. Everyone is so stuck inside their own heads and there are so many lights and sounds and distractions, it really doesn't matter. I can go into the club by myself and I am totally comfortable with it. If you can get over your anxiety, going out sober is amazing, your senses are so much sharper, your verbal is also much better and you can remember all the things that were said. Its also great for following up with text a few days later because you can actually remember the things to talk about.

[HeadSh0tBrent 2,156]

So you fuck drunk girls when your Sobor.

[Willerms 1,794]

There's only one O in Sober

[- Oli - 1,121]

So you fuck drunk girls when your Sobor.

Man, that is ______

really, really| LOW

Edited August 28, 2012 by - Oli -

[You suck and have no life 203]

Only probably 20% of my lays are same night. The rest are in the form of date. And I live an hour away from the clubs so nobody has really every been drunk.

[- Oli - 1,121]

[+Cactus 4,948]

[Possum 10,776]

Cactus where do you get all the spiderman memes from?

[- Oli - 1,121]

Just an idea

[Vaginal Hubris 2,659]

THIS THREAD IS FULL OF TREASURE

why have i not read it before?

[+Cactus 4,948]

[You suck and have no life 203]

Another set while waiting outside the Marquee night club in the Costopolitan

[+Cactus 4,948]

Another set while waiting outside the Marquee night club in the Costopolitan

[HeadSh0tBrent 2,156]

There's only one O in Sober

Maybe in your Canadian language yes.