Me Picking Up Security Officer

[I Karnt Speel 1,242]

what is this thread. explain

The title is pretty much explains it.

[darkness-07 115]

I also have a ferrari.

Ferrari 250 Le Mans (1965).

All about the hotwheels.

I have been to the ferrari museum and it's relly good, highly recommend it.

The title is pretty much explains it.

what relevance is ferraris and hotwheels to picking up a security officer?

oh i guess you could pick him up in a ferrari, but realistically? no

[- Oli - 1,121]

what is this thread. explain

Welcome to the best thread on forums

[Vaginal Hubris 2,659]

what is this thread. explain

Must read. All 40 pages.

[You suck and have no life 203]

I appreciate all the trolling going on in this thread. Makes me feel at home and loved since I am a big troll myself.

[- Oli - 1,121]

I appreciate all the trolling going on in this thread. Makes me feel at home and loved since I am a big troll myself.

I thought you were a pickup-artist? Or have you retired already

[You suck and have no life 203]

I can be a nerd, troll, pick up artist, bodybuilder, photographer, comedian, Asian, gamer, engineer all in one.

[- Oli - 1,121]

I can be a nerd, troll, pick up artist, bodybuilder, photographer, comedian, Asian, gamer, engineer all in one.

I'd love to see you photography yourself while telling a joke and trolling someone at the same time.

Now that takes skill

[pockets 1,841]

YOUTUBE YOUR OPEN MIC COMEDY SET AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

[Vaginal Hubris 2,659]

I can be a nerd, troll, pick up artist, bodybuilder, photographer, comedian, Asian, gamer, engineer all in one.

Edited October 3, 2012 by VaginalHubris

[Sinophile 41]

Yousuck, tell me your secret asian ways on how to become awesome asian mofo.

[Vaginal Hubris 2,659]

Yousuck, tell me your secret asian ways on how to become awesome asian mofo.

Ketamine.

Digital video recorder.

Hair gel.

Axe.

Sunglasses.

Internet connection.

YouTube account.

Edited October 3, 2012 by VaginalHubris

[You suck and have no life 203]

Close.

[Vaginal Hubris 2,659]

The Beano is what is key. Wouldn't want your fart smell to scare off the ladies.

[EggShell 1,102]

O_o... i think i broke something by posting too many pix... le sigh

Edited October 3, 2012 by EggShell

[pockets 1,841]

Come on, Mr. Science. You have to know you're pissing out 95% of the vitamins in those suppliments.

[darkness-07 115]

STEROIDS AND COCAINE

[pockets 1,841]

But 4 realz. Let's see your stand-up routine.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Improv is not the same as standup.

[- Oli - 1,121]

Improv is not the same as standup.

And nothing is worse than both.

Prove your comedy skills to us, because we are well acquainted with what comedy is. Just come play Mvm with me, se7en, sexy and some of the others

[You suck and have no life 203]

wtf is MvM?

[- Oli - 1,121]

wtf is MvM?

tf2 game mode where you defend against waves of robots.

Yeah crazy shit happened since you last played

Lots of boners

[L'esperance 134]

[You suck and have no life 203]

Vegas this weekend. Will report back with adventures.

[pockets 1,841]

I hope someone ICES you bro.

My friends used to "ice" each other ironically, but the fact that we had way too much fun doing it kind of ruined the hipster-douche irony of it.