Me Picking Up Security Officer

[pockets 1,841]

This should go without saying, but...

This should not be anyone's role model.

A guy who wears a fuzzy top hat is, at best, a gay magician and shouldn't give advice on anything.

[You suck and have no life 203]

This should go without saying, but...

This should not be anyone's role model.

A guy who wears a fuzzy top hat is, at best, a gay magician and shouldn't give advice on anything.

You would have to give him credit for being a founding father, but he is not that good anymore. He can only do indirect game and his weirdness only works in Hollywood where people are weirdos anyways. Take him to a frat party, the mall, or even a normal local bar and he would be destroyed. He also relies on gimmicks and magic tricks.

I dunno if I have posted this video. Julien from RSD is pretty good although the video is highly edited and is a compilation of many months of sarging.

[+Cactus 4,948]

[Vaginal Hubris 2,659]

someone should start a thread on how to stay in a long term committed relationship with someone you dearly love. There could be hidden cam videos of family dinner and audio recordings of debates on whether to refinance the house.

OMG...I am going to get so much Google Ad $$$$.

[+Cactus 4,948]

OMG...I am going to get so much Google Ad $$$$.

[- Oli - 1,121]

[+Cactus 4,948]

[No longer a Sexy King:^) 5,592]

Gotta love those spider man memes xD

[+Cactus 4,948]

Gotta love those spider man memes xD

[- Oli - 1,121]

I can vision you suck actually doing this though xD

[You suck and have no life 203]

Okay, I was kind of being a dick here...

[Vaginal Hubris 2,659]

Okay, I was kind of being a dick here...

Why are you at a county fair?

[Willerms 1,794]

Because bitches love my county fairs.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Why are you at a county fair?

I was the photographer for a party bus.

[- Oli - 1,121]

Okay, I was kind of being a dick here...

Aren't you always?

[Vaginal Hubris 2,659]

to the county fair

[Sinophile 41]

to the county fair

I wish we had more blatantly unhealthy food like that here in Australia. I would like to sink my teeth into one of thsoe huge greasy suckers. Instead, over here our burgers are small and expensive. A Big Mac is about the size of the palm of my hand. They should rename it to the Small Mac. Shitty thing is, we're one of the biggest exporters of beef too.

[You suck and have no life 203]

Hehe....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ2kx0Gg_Eg

[Willerms 1,794]

we're one of the biggest exporters of beef too.

Well there's your problem! Stop selling all your beef and save it for your own burgers

Also, I've convinced myself that YSaHNL is actually a closeted homosexual that is compensating for the fact that he prefers the penis with sleeping with a lot of women.

[- Oli - 1,121]

The trick is to surround yourself with people better than you. Better wings, better workout buddies, better photographers, better whatever it is. Be super humble and provide value so they want to hang out with you. I am never cocky in front of my friends.

Well I'd say this isn't hard for someone like you.

[Vaginal Hubris 2,659]

Also, I've convinced myself that YSaHNL is actually a closeted homosexual that is compensating for the fact that he prefers the penis with sleeping with a lot of women.

You win the award for best anime post.

[You suck and have no life 203]

[Vaginal Hubris 2,659]

What the fuck is wrong with your legs?

[You suck and have no life 203]

What the fuck is wrong with your legs?

Wide angle lens bro. Called distortion.

[- Oli - 1,121]

Wide angle lens bro. Called distortion.

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