Congratulations to our new staff members: Dr. Obvious and Skaila

[BloodRedWidow 3,508]

Skaila is still my hoe

[Ruby 9,039]

bump for recruits

[fever 9,884]

Congratulations

 

[Domino 3,168]

Congrats! Awesome news, now we have more staff to abuse

[+Dracco 2,079]

Congratulations guys.  

[Minia 1,211]

Congratulations and good luck to you both

[Canti 386]

Bravo!

Keep 'em all in line 

[paulr 270]

Congrats !

[+Skaila 5,462]

Congrats! Awesome news, now we have more staff to abuse

 

Isn't it the other way around?

 

No more adoption for you!

[Emma 1,798]

Haha Domino just made a poem

Very happy about this, congrats <3

[Domino 3,168]

Isn't it the other way around?

 

No more adoption for you!

 

But moooooooooooooommmmmmmm

 

I only meant abusing the male staff 

[Ruby 9,039]

But moooooooooooooommmmmmmm

 

I only meant abusing the male staff

You are out of luck.

[+Dr. Obvious 14,606]

But moooooooooooooommmmmmmm

 

I only meant abusing the male staff 

Are you looking to abuse the male members of the Lotus Staff Group ™, or male staffs in general?

Also, are the terms of abuse negotiable?

You are out of luck.

Only when it comes to Kerb.

[Domino 3,168]

Are you looking to abuse the male members of the Lotus Staff Group , or male staffs in general?

Also, are the terms of abuse negotiable?

 

 

No

 

I'm sorry youre request for "are the terms of abuse negotiable?" has not been understood by us. Abuse will continue in 3...2...1...

 

*pulls beard and runs away*

*dodges ban hammer thrown by dwarf overlord*

Edited August 29, 2014 by Domino

[+Dr. Obvious 14,606]

No

 

I'm sorry youre request for "are the terms of abuse negotiable?" has not been understood by us. Abuse will continue in 3...2...1...

 

*pulls beard and runs away*

*dodges ban hammer thrown by dwarf overlord*

1) beard overlord

2) i'm way taller than you, lil midget

3) there will be a reckoning 

[+Skaila 5,462]

This more like a family dispute than abuse o_O

[Domino 3,168]

1) beard overlord

2) i'm way taller than you, lil midget

3) there will be a reckoning 

 

This more like a family dispute than abuse o_O

 

 

You're now my mum and dad XD 

[+Dr. Obvious 14,606]

You're now my mum and dad XD 

Mmmhmm...

wait.

You want to go out of the house dressed like that??? No way that my daugher leaves the house dressed as a slut!

*runs*

[+Skaila 5,462]

It's decided, I'm the good parent

[BloodRedWidow 3,508]

So, Skaila is now married to Obvious and Kerberos, with Emma and Domini as kids.

Am I right? Ami keeping up so far? :S

[+Skaila 5,462]

I'm multitasking or marrying apparently.

My mother will be so proud >>

[The Hungry Caterpillar 585]

Congrats to you both, my first demand (as secret leader of Lotus) is that you carry me in Dota 2. That  is all.

 

But for real, good job, you earned it.

[Ghost_Jor 583]

Sorry I'm late! Gratz you two!

Hope you can keep up with all your husbands AND the staff role Skaila.

[+Dr. Obvious 14,606]

Congrats to you both, my first demand (as secret leader of Lotus) is that you carry me in Dota 2. That  is all.

 

But for real, good job, you earned it.

Carry you, nub? We'll see... :-P

I'll poke you in the evening.

[+Skaila 5,462]

Congrats to you both, my first demand (as secret leader of Lotus) is that you carry me in Dota 2. That  is all.

 

But for real, good job, you earned it.

 

Obi is support

I SHALL CARRY YOU