Girl Fight

[Dragonsoul 3]

Read the polls.... who would win this cat fight???? WHO i tell you? WHO?!?

Let's see the candidates:

#1 Hailing from the clan of Honor, it's the Dragon Geishas...

This gal is so good at clawing other people eyes out without any weapons(only basic multiple b**** slaps) that she can regain her energy as she charge toward others. She had 2 BGs. One is a flame shield where she will be so mad at the others and focus her rage outward destroying everything near her. The second one is Sacrifice where she feels so bad because other girls make fun of her and she cut her wrist and die. /wrist *emo*

#2 Often mistaken by people as hoes, these Fan Geishas have their own tragic tales.

However, a Fan Geisha is not easily beaten. She is TEH most resilient with her plastic boobs resist most damages. That explains why she is so sssslllloooowwww. Anyway, she fights with a razor fan and practice the art of tessenjutsu. She can further strenghthen her fan by making it glow red and she can sell her soul to be stronger with a 'no-name' minor demon.

#3 Do not wander in the wood alone, these Druidnesses would pwn your ass badly.

Druidness is a Wolf Clan woman that is sooooo attuned with nature that she can entangle other gurls with her testi...uh ....vines..... She also has a glowing green jewel atop of her staff which by the way, match totally with her clothes. Good choice hippy-gurl! She can skip to the Stonehenge to get blessings from the ?earth? lol who cares lol or she can go buy some stylish clothes from the Shale store. Pretty sparkles from shale armors yes?

#4 Aaaahhh, the women with sexy bodies and ugly faces that looks like coprses are called Channelers...

Not really a follower of the Path of Corruption, Channeler is still a great addition to the Lotus flower clan people thing. She is like the old crumby women with a bunch of cats in their houses, but this is ravens instead. Feeding ravens and taught them to poke other girls faces out...ya da ya da ya da........

#5 Are they virgins? Well no one knows until we see those oversized double axe blades. Say hello to Battle Maidens.

Nerds from the Royal Academy, these gurls can fight fo sho!!! They can throw knives and hit people with blades and stuff... not really lady-like like their former Geisha selves. When wishes, these gurls can apply make-up to make an illusion that there are 2 of them, but not really lol

#6 Just like their name.... They are Witches and witches indeed

Gotten their names from their abilities to ruin other girls lives by telling lies and calling names and some physical(also magical) violence make these nasty ladies are pain in the ass. Armed with explosive vodka, whiskey,.etc. bottles, they are really a formidable force. DAMN they ARE FFFIIINNNE TOO.... with all that pony tails and the red top and that skimmpy skirt. NO fake tits like their former Fan Geisha-selves though sorry..... These witches wanted nice amulets for the birthdays but their boyfriends instead are cheapskates and spent the money on videogames and stuff, bought them fake amulets. *GASP* however, Witches can still use it to call their peers to bring them a costume for Halloween and transform into the Demoness with BIG MAGICAL DEMONIC CLAWS EEEEEEK

#7 Another bunch of tree-huggers, Dryads are not the conventional protectors at all....

I mean WTF WTF, Dryads! with light-sabers!?! I mean it's cool and all but OMG, she's not from startrek or starwar or all that star-crap(starcraft if you are a star-craft hater). Magical blade is all this girl need to cut other girls in half. Scary! Enough said.... They can get pretty sparkle Shale armor if they want to spend their money on that. But she probably won't because she needs money to buy that and we all know money is from trees.

#8 Saved the best and most brutal for last... YAY... Overseers

The true lesbos of Battle Realms. These w*o*es are not HOLLABACK GIRLS, because they will spank other candidate butts. Dress in S&M style and a long whip and that gay LeatherFace mask makes everyone scared. Geishas cower before the Overseers like Hentai anime gurls before they get rape into oblivion. Overseer doesn't really have any tricks up their sleeves for fighting other people but she is pretty sick.

Paris Hilton and homosexuals are enough said.....

VOTE OR DIE

plz? thank u lol

[Ray_carol 0]

where's Ray? RawR!- Demons!!! RawR!! yay the demons!, anyways i go for dragon geshia they are strong enough

[zimi 0]

Lol. You have forgotten the demons. Anyway I think the Fan geisha or the Overseer can win. I will vote to Overseers coz they are Lotus ( ) but I dont know who can win. And what is this "Paris Hilton"??!!

............In BR...................

[Dragonsoul 3]

oops. i thought demoness is just meaner version of witches so no need for a poll. Vote for Paris Hilton instead of witches if you want because she is a demon after all.

and Ray, you can be dragon Geisha. lol

[{Dark}KaBuKI 2]

Paris Hilton

[cptheslayer 2]

You have forgotten Arah, the lotus hero, utara, and others.

[zimi 0]

Anyway from the whole game my favourite girl warriors are Arah and Utara. They are both strong .

[IndominusRex 13]

Paris Hilton Rocks!

[[LOT]rundown 3]

What about gaihla?

[Dragonsoul 3]

there's already a poll about the 4 heroines, so no need for another poll about them.

This is about the normal gurl units of the 4 clans.

[Guess_Who 0]

lol paris hilton of course

[Sinophile 41]

Major lulz were had. I'd say Overseers would win, cause they're manly. Its comparable to having one of those fat middle aged women fighting teenagers. Sure teenagers are nimble, but can they penetrate the armour?

[samuraispirit 0]

Fan geishas. Theyr fans are really dangerous and slicing people faster as you think.

[Speedy 11]

Because this is a thread about fictional computer-generated characters. Not homosexual men.

[{{clan}}MeD 1]

I voted for Paris Hilton ! lol

Come on blonds !

[reNekRoManT 3]

i vote for Paris Hilton

Paris is Rules

[Narith // 나리쓰 0]

go for Paris hilton haha

[tomonnk 2]

Where's Ray on that ??

[{DR}Raaistlin 0]

Paris Hilton of coz:D

[zimi 0]

Perhaps we should ban the male persons from this topic...

[HolyLaw 0]

I chose the Battle Maiden. She's an excellent combination between beauty, strength and honor.

Clearly my taste!

[tomonnk 2]

I chose the Battle Maiden. She's an excellent combination between beauty, strength and honor.

It's true lol

[Dragonsoul 3]

apparently Paris Hilton can buy all the clans with her family's money and have s*x with every guy she sees in the Tavern.

[Guess_Who 0]

lmao true

[McDuffie 0]

Unless she goes to jail again first.

Anyway, I think that the Battle Maiden would probably be the one left standing.

The healers+druidess would be taken out first. Next is the dryad, the witch, then probably the overseer.

then paris hilton pwns the battle maiden...