September 16, 2013 Patch

[Barbaro 466]

Source: Team Fortress 2 Update Released

Patch notes Team Fortress 2

• Fixed a noclip exploit related to dueling and coaching
• Fixed clients not being able to run on WindowsXP
• Fixed The Filamental displaying the burning material in DirectX8
• Fixed an exploit that allowed Strange counters to be incremented negatively
• Fixed The Crusader's Crossbow healing teammates with The Equalizer or The Escape Plan deployed
• Fixed The Expert's Ordnance, The Hibernating Bear, and The Medieval Medic item sets not listing their associated hats
• Updated The Sticky Jumper to only allow 2 active stickybombs at a time
• Updated The Rump-o'-Lantern
  • Fixed stock Medic not being able to equip it
  • Fixed not using the correct materials when equipped by the Medic

Undocumented changes

• Equip region changes:
  • Removed cosmetic_axe equip region.
  • Added belt_misc equip region.

HAHAHA! No more retarded Demos with Cabers planting enough stickies to jump to their victim and away. Now if we could get that Rocket Jumper nerf...hopefully the equally as retard Soldiers with their Market Gardeners will also be retired. These two weapons weren't meant to be used in combat, it's supposed to help you learn how to Rocket Jump if you were born in the sad age after TFC died, and properly sticky jump.

"Back in my day, we rocket jumped to school!"

[Kitten 1,813]

• Fixed The Crusader's Crossbow healing teammates with The Equalizer or The Escape Plan deployed

No more saving newbie soldiers burning to death in front of me. =(

[- Mike - 2,728]

• Fixed The Crusader's Crossbow healing teammates with The Equalizer or The Escape Plan deployed

No more saving newbie soldiers burning to death in front of me. =(

[fever 9,884]

• Fixed The Crusader's Crossbow healing teammates with The Equalizer or The Escape Plan deployed

No more saving newbie soldiers burning to death in front of me. =(

You beat me to it...not good :\

[luop90 4,400]

• Updated The Sticky Jumper to only allow 2 active stickybombs at a time

I hate that. No more spamming 8 stickys to an instant jump across 2fort. Now its slow and easy across... No more surprising the snipers xD

(...update right before I posted this, apparently its bugging and still allowing 8 active stickybombs. Probably not for long if we know valve...)

[- Mike - 2,728]

Two stickies isn't slow. Anything over 3 on the regular sticky launcher would kill you, 2 almost doing that flat out. No reason why you should be able to warp across a map.

[luop90 4,400]

If you used all 8 stickys, you would go so fast the animation couldnt load of you moving through the air. It was like teleporting. 2 stickys you get there. But its not nearly as fast.

[Sphagnum Peat Moss 748]

If you used all 8 stickys, you would go so fast the animation couldnt load of you moving through the air. It was like teleporting. 2 stickys you get there. But its not nearly as fast.

That's not an animation. The magnitude of your velocity vector is what is too high to be rendered within the timestep between frames. They could just cap velocity instead of limiting stickies, but Valve...

[point 2,268]

2 stickies is more than enough, you can easily get from Blu Spawn to Red on Harvest, DoubleCross, 2Fort, Hightower, even Sawmill if you do it properly with 2 stickies, people just feel the need to use more because they can't sticky jump well.

[Ruby 9,039]

There's literally no need to use more than 2 stickies, like, ever.

[No longer a Sexy King:^) 5,592]

At first i read the sticky launcher was nerfed but then i read it again and it was only the sticky jumper.

Can you imagine if i couldn't use more than 2 stickies at a time?!!!! Oh.... wait....

Even tho i don't play tf2 anymore.

[Possum 10,776]

I'll just leave these here

[-MW- 5]

Yesterday I heard some wisdom about the Sticky Jumper:

"If you ever needed more than two sticky bombs to jump; you still needed to learn how to sticky jump."

Jussayin...

[Crystalitar 1,649]

• Fixed The Crusader's Crossbow healing teammates with The Equalizer or The Escape Plan deployed

dang, what if you ran out of ammo of rockets and has the manthreads and got that weopon... and you are stuck high up so if you fall down you die.. what then?

• Updated The Sticky Jumper to only allow 2 active stickybombs at a time

dangit, my newly loved jump accros maps in 1 jump is over with caber 2 stickies just don't get the speed and the velocity against some platforms/walls, i learn by using 8, then tyring 7, then 6, then going back liek that to 2... but now >

the speed would so fast that if used against not even platforms you could use them as surfboards and appear out of nowwhere, it was fun finally a way to go accros the map and destroy those snipers without goin in their sight and killing ya self

[Climhazzard 654]

"Back in my day, we rocket jumped to school!"

Uphill both ways, in the rain, with no shoes

[Barbaro 466]

Yesterday I heard some wisdom about the Sticky Jumper:

"If you ever needed more than two sticky bombs to jump; you still needed to learn how to sticky jump."

Jussayin...

It, along with the Rocket Jumper, were supposed to have been used to learn how to jump.

Instead, we got Trolldiers and Demotrolls.

• Fixed The Crusader's Crossbow healing teammates with The Equalizer or The Escape Plan deployed

dang, what if you ran out of ammo of rockets and has the manthreads and got that weopon... and you are stuck high up so if you fall down you die.. what then?

• Updated The Sticky Jumper to only allow 2 active stickybombs at a time

dangit, my newly loved jump accros maps in 1 jump is over with caber 2 stickies just don't get the speed and the velocity against some platforms/walls, i learn by using 8, then tyring 7, then 6, then going back liek that to 2... but now >

the speed would so fast that if used against not even platforms you could use them as surfboards and appear out of nowwhere, it was fun finally a way to go accros the map and destroy those snipers without goin in their sight and killing ya self

I actually agree on the Crusader's Crossbow, perhaps it wasn't all that nesscary, I think it was made as a response to Rocket Jumpers utilzing it, along with a Medic, to heal them while they farmed kills.

However, while at first I was going to state that there should never be a situation where you land with one of those weapons and are out of ammo somewhere...then again, this happened to me once, and mind you that I have the The Hibernating Bear set equipped...

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=143936195

On your second point, I never sat that as 'fun' or 'funny', it was flat out retarded and stupid. Sticky jump out from your spawn, kaboom at the enemy spawn, jump back to your spawn, and back and forth...yeah, right, like that's balanced.

Uphill both ways, in the rain, with no shoes

Arrive with 1HP left.

Pick up cafeteria food to regain health.

[Crystalitar 1,649]

I actually agree on the Crusader's Crossbow, perhaps it wasn't all that nesscary, I think it was made as a response to Rocket Jumpers utilzing it, along with a Medic, to heal them while they farmed kills.

However, while at first I was going to state that there should never be a situation where you land with one of those weapons and are out of ammo somewhere...then again, this happened to me once, and mind you that I have the The Hibernating Bear set equipped...

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=143936195

On your second point, I never sat that as 'fun' or 'funny', it was flat out retarded and stupid. Sticky jump out from your spawn, kaboom at the enemy spawn, jump back to your spawn, and back and forth...yeah, right, like that's balanced.

I had plenty of times i standard rocket jumped to an high spot to shoot them from there, and in my entusiasm forgot ammo, ran out of ammo and by rocket jumping with standard rocket caused myself too much damage to fall down.. and got one of those pickaxes.... so it's and sad situation unnesecary nerf

i liked stciky jumping but i never used the grenade launcher with it, i always just did a surprise bomber caber :3 against the snipers if we had no good ones, ya know, it was also funny if you defended that if they pushed you suddenly appeared and could cause and explosion (usually suiciding) causing soem confusion.

[Barbaro 466]

I had plenty of times i standard rocket jumped to an high spot to shoot them from there, and in my entusiasm forgot ammo, ran out of ammo and by rocket jumping with standard rocket caused myself too much damage to fall down.. and got one of those pickaxes.... so it's and sad situation unnesecary nerf

i liked stciky jumping but i never used the grenade launcher with it, i always just did a surprise bomber caber :3 against the snipers if we had no good ones, ya know, it was also funny if you defended that if they pushed you suddenly appeared and could cause and explosion (usually suiciding) causing soem confusion.

I think they always wanted it to be like that, denying you health from anything except pick ups and Supply Cabinets. If they don't want any healing period, I would sooner lose my ability to pick up Health while having that weapon deployed, versus losing my ability to get shot by a friendly Medic with a Crusader's. I'm fairly certain it's due to the unbalance that these 'trolldiers' were using, being able to taunt with no death, but can become injured from falling from such a high peak.

Yeah, surprise caber, like that was ever 'fair'. ._.

Meh, I'm waiting for the next comic to come out, curious where the rest of the crew is.

[Reisen 1,973]

Cool, nerf Stickybomb Launcher now that you're at the topic "Sticky assholishness" Valve.

...No? ...Nobody?

...Fuck you too Valve.

[Crystalitar 1,649]

I think they always wanted it to be like that, denying you health from anything except pick ups and Supply Cabinets. If they don't want any healing period, I would sooner lose my ability to pick up Health while having that weapon deployed, versus losing my ability to get shot by a friendly Medic with a Crusader's. I'm fairly certain it's due to the unbalance that these 'trolldiers' were using, being able to taunt with no death, but can become injured from falling from such a high peak.

Yeah, surprise caber, like that was ever 'fair'. ._.

Meh, I'm waiting for the next comic to come out, curious where the rest of the crew is.

surprise caber was my hope against all those "good" pipebomb directs hits

I am rlly looking forward to this year's halloween, i am rlly wondering who could be this year's boss, merasmus was awesome

[+Dr. Obvious 14,606]

• Fixed The Crusader's Crossbow healing teammates with The Equalizer or The Escape Plan deployed

No more saving newbie soldiers burning to death in front of me. =(

If you can't read, it's your own fault. That's all i can say to those Soldiers.

Seriously, if you want to be the super high rocket jumping soldier that wants to goomba stomp people and race around the map to slash people in the face with a pick-axe... deal with the drawbacks.

• Fixed The Crusader's Crossbow healing teammates with The Equalizer or The Escape Plan deployed

dang, what if you ran out of ammo of rockets and has the manthreads and got that weopon... and you are stuck high up so if you fall down you die.. what then?

See above.

if you want to be the awesome solo-yolo:

[Crystalitar 1,649]

if you want to be the awesome solo-yolo:

meh my Awesome Solo-yolo is my Drunken demo with Strange bottle ^^

[Reisen 1,973]

[Crystalitar 1,649]

Meh. Half the people playing Medic can't even aim their medi gun right.

aim their medigun? you mean select the people who need to be healed?

[Possum 10,776]

Healing is for noobs. After all, pain is just weakness leaving the body.