The basics of playing tf2 in five words.

[Jesusfreak 312]

Join

Shoot

Conga

Die

Respawn

[DeatH_D 899]

Shoot at the conga? Yes please

[Possum 10,776]

Shoot at the conga? Yes please

 

[The Hungry Caterpillar 585]

Conga is the bane of my life

[DeatH_D 899]

u wot

[+JB. 4,800]

Kill all sons of bitches

[Possum 10,776]

u wot

 

6 words, not 5.

[AIex 1,292]

get

airshots

then

get

grills

[Ruby 9,039]

fuck

bitches

get

lotsa

money

[macamoose 2,574]

cocaine

cocaine

cocaine

cocaine

cocaine

[ultr@BUNNY 8,565]

fuck

bitches

get

lotsa

money

 

[luop90 4,400]

Spawn

Scope

Aim

Shoot

Bodyshot. Miss

[iPoop 4]

Shoot

Dodge

Frag

Repeat

Banned

[D-Bee 3,448]

Fail

At

Backstab

And

Ragequit

[+Dr. Obvious 14,606]

Needles

In

Your

Face

Punk

[--- 691]

Main

Soldier

Short

Circuit

Fuck.

[point 2,268]

 

What the fuck is math?

 

[Emma 1,798]

Spawn

Heal

Dodge

Uber

Die

[Domino 3,168]

Go

Behind

BEHIND

BEHIND

MEOWWWWWWWWWWW

[fever 9,884]

What the fuck is math?

Must resist temptation to derail about UK/US differences in the English language....<twitch>

My contribution, in no particular order but the things which I've enjoyed the most and/or are the bane of my TF2 life:

Airblast

Ctap

Competitive

Prediction

LAN

[The Hungry Caterpillar 585]

Lose

Lose

Lose

Lose

Cry

[luop90 4,400]

Lose

Lose

Lose

Lose

Cry

Lose

Rage

Scream

Quit

Punch_a_wall (that's one word!)

[nRu1n 25]

Your

World

Is

Coming

Apart

 

- Hatebreed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2i2_MABXNA

[♥Kitten♥ 26]

facestab

facestab

backstab

backstab

w+m1

[DeatH_D 899]

rekt

rek

rek

rek

div1