Scout Update Info

[h3gi 5]

So explain to me how paper beats rock again?

[+Henry Spencer 117]

1. Write "ur a maget" on paper

2. Wrap rock in paper

3. Throw paper-wrapped rock at Russia

4. Start global nuclear war

[Melissia 7]

No, more like, I do not care if you are female. The Spy as a character is a male.

And I don't give a flying shit. I do not refer to myself as "he" when I talk about me, as a player who plays spies, backstabbing someone. That would be incorrect; I am a female. I stab people in the back, and that spy that stabs people is female. And this is how it will be until the extremely unlikely event that Valve releases female models (in otherwords, for the rest of eternity).

Edited February 27, 2009 by Melissia

[Mana 3,867]

Discussions... Good good. Carry on. Google loves text. And the more comprehensible the better it is for everyone. Carry on!

[+Henry Spencer 117]

And I don't give a flying shit. I do not refer to myself as "he" when I talk about me, as a player who plays spies, backstabbing someone. That would be incorrect; I am a female. I stab people in the back, and that spy that stabs people is female. And this is how it will be until the extremely unlikely event that Valve releases female models (in otherwords, for the rest of eternity).

No offense, but you're starting to sound like a crazy Feminazi. Chill.

And no, I'm not trying to provoke you, I am just that generally bored with this thread, if you couldn't tell from my last post.

[LunchBox 10]

[Plasma Waffle 0]

No offense, but you're starting to sound like a crazy Feminazi. Chill.

And no, I'm not trying to provoke you, I am just that generally bored with this thread, if you couldn't tell from my last post.

I agree

[h3gi 5]

Ew.

Ew, ew, ew, ewewewewewew.

[Miyari 33]

OH HEY we're posting queer Team Fortress 2 art in this thread now? WELL THEN LET ME JUST CHECK MY FOLDERS.

[Melissia 7]

Either that or it's a very flat butch female, but I suppose the only differenc between the two is what's downstairs.

Edited February 27, 2009 by Melissia

[kuttlewug 28]

I find it funny.

I chuckle all the time.

xD

Well it's fine play scout all you want but for gods sake actually play the game instead of just smacking baseballs around and trying to bat a heavy to death head on like an idiot.

[friedrice 8]

And I don't give a flying shit. I do not refer to myself as "he" when I talk about me, as a player who plays spies, backstabbing someone. That would be incorrect; I am a female. I stab people in the back, and that spy that stabs people is female. And this is how it will be until the extremely unlikely event that Valve releases female models (in otherwords, for the rest of eternity).

I knew someone who would talk about herself in third person. It was very weird.

[Mana 3,867]

Ew.

Ew, ew, ew, ewewewewewew.

That is rather horrible.

[+Henry Spencer 117]

Ew.

Ew, ew, ew, ewewewewewew.

I'd hit it.

With a thousand crowbars.

[Nket 16]

DAMN RIGHT IM GONNA HIT THAT

[redruM_13 17]

Yesterday I was playing on a server as a medic and kept dying ubered as there was nothing but scouts running around. Finally I ubered a scout and was yelled at by a fellow teammate. "DID I JUST SEE A MEDIC UBER A SCOUT, OH MY GOD!!!!" When I pressed comma, I saw that we had 6 scouts 2 medics (myself included) 3 snipers 4 engineers and 1 pyro. These sure are weird times to be playing tf2 and what a lucky pyro that must be? Fuck it! I am not changing my class. I am just going to start ubering scouts until people fill the field.

[h3gi 5]

That is rather horrible.

Why? Did you draw that? In the case of a positive answer, I'd like the preemptive chance to express my criticism. Judging by the depicted structural composition, most noticeably the oversized hands, one may assume a cartoonish, surrealistic approach, as was true with the source material. Thus, it seems appropriate that the range of shading either be increased in contrast and reduced in variety to accommodate the previously established style, or augmented in both areas (not so much the former) in order to achieve a better sense of "creepiness," which may also be an intended direction of the artist, made evident to me by the obvious male/female clashing of differing segments.

However, without the author of this material present to reveal his or her true intentions for creating this piece, one may only assume, as I did. In my previous expression of discontent, I realize I failed to explain my basis for such a vulgar response. Factoring in my lack of externally directed interpretation, it seems plausible you have misjudged me, or vice versa. I take this opportunity, then, to point out that I do see several traits quite uncharacteristic of any amateur, including a clean base lineart, learned anatomy in areas beside the obviously exaggerated, and decent acuity in regards to the recreation of a source figure without directly copying any official media, yet simultaneously altering chosen elements to achieve an effect other than unadulterated representation of said figure.

BUT THAT IS DISGUSTING.

Edited February 27, 2009 by h3gi

[Luminal 0]

Calm yourselves.

[Repoman 0]

I like how everyone is getting all upset.

This is the interwebz noobs.

[h3gi 5]

I don't get upset. Trust me, I know what to get upset and what not to get upset over about on the internet. I was assuming the role of the typical browser, if only in satirical mockery.

Edit: In short, I'm having fun.

Edited February 27, 2009 by h3gi

[Plasma Waffle 0]

Yesterday I was playing on a server as a medic and kept dying ubered as there was nothing but scouts running around. Finally I ubered a scout and was yelled at by a fellow teammate. "DID I JUST SEE A MEDIC UBER A SCOUT, OH MY GOD!!!!" When I pressed comma, I saw that we had 6 scouts 2 medics (myself included) 3 snipers 4 engineers and 1 pyro. These sure are weird times to be playing tf2 and what a lucky pyro that must be? Fuck it! I am not changing my class. I am just going to start ubering scouts until people fill the field.

Well, there's an achievement for a scout to kill 3 people in an uber. I want to be ubered as a scout

[redruM_13 17]

The scout I ubered took out one sentry and was working on another. I think if it was planned he could probably take out two with the FoN. I would prefer a Demo....

[The Lorax 25]

h3gi,

Stop using big words, you're making my brain hurt. I only respond to things like, "u guys suk," or "u have no skillz, lol," or "your a nub."

I can't handle all this fancy college talk.

[h3gi 5]

h3gi,

Stop using big words, you're making my brain hurt. I only respond to things like, "u guys suk," or "u have no skillz, lol," or "your a nub."

I can't handle all this fancy college talk.

ur r a nub lol

[LunchBox 10]

ur r a nub lol

I see what you did there.